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 Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:58 am
No, that's my twin you're thinking of.
Why did they put the lime in the coconut??
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:07 am
That's because they like it sweet.
When did pigs and rabbits became friends ?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:07 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:17 am
If you give me some WD-40 and Duct tape.
What is rain?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:27 am
The tears of the dead.
What is love?
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:05 am
Chocolate
Why is the sky blue?
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Super Shop Till You Drop2
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:02 pm
They wanted it Purple, but they ran out of red paint so it stayed blue.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:35 am
And if I lie with you long enough, I can see the things I’m dreaming of!
OMG, there's no question! gonk
Will the apocalypse occur because the person above me didn't post a question? gonk
Let’s go through the ritual, until everything is beautiful!
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:00 am
Well, if it does you definitely know who to blame.
You you whip your hair back and forth?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:05 am
It does it on its own.
How do you get rid of a jerk ex-boyfriend?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:46 am
Definitely not by posting his p***s on the internet with a phone number. Definitely not.
It's snowing today. Stay inside or go out to frollick?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:58 am
Take a pot outside, pack it with snow, take it inside, and eat.
Did you turn on the cold water while she was in the shower?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:32 pm
And if I lie with you long enough, I can see the things I’m dreaming of!
No, I was in the shower with her at the time.
Did you just pee in the punch?
Let’s go through the ritual, until everything is beautiful!
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