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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:06 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:08 pm
... LMAO
My own friends aren't even safe from the madness. Occasionally, I save the really GOOD ones for futur reference.
I mean, look at what he did to one of my friends.
Mister: That's not the point though! I have a great personality, AND a giant man stick? What more do you girls want???? A Friend: Your own pair of mens a** esentials. M: My a** is hairy and RUGGED MANLY. A: ewww...I REALLY needed to hear this... A: Dude, do you have a problem with yourself? as in physcally? M: What do you mean? A: I mean, talking about your um..*chitty chitty bang bangs* M: What would be the problem with it? M: *sniffle* I.. I don't understand A: BECAUSE it is inoproprite to talk about such things infront of a female... M: ... but. A: I mean, sure you maybe..um, lets say "horny" but its not good.... M: I'm NOT touching myself right now!!! M: HOW DARE YOU even SAY THAT. A: Um...how is saying your horny = to touching yourself..ehh..*shivers* M: .. It's... it's IMPLIED. A: O_O ok. well, um..ya... M: ... M: Soo... do you want me yet?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:10 pm
Homigawd! Shrike... That made me laugh so hard. XD
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:12 pm
OMG I can't stop laughing at that Shrike.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:13 pm
We're terrible people. Our friends probably hate us. LMAO
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:13 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:14 pm
Aw. Why would they hate you? You guys seem so cool!
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:17 pm
It gets worse.
Mister: Look, I love naked men, OKAY??? A Friend: Okies, thats perfectly. um..homosexual. Yep. M: *sobs* A: its ok. If you love men, be FREE with them. Go out, and um...do them right. M: Really? M: Is that... okay? A: Yes, its perfectly um..homosexual. Its okay. M: ...will you... will you ever think of me with a bunch of men? Sexually? M: Will you think about me and the boys? M: Please? A: O_O I dont know about the sexual content of it...but Ill um...think of you with men...unsexually.. M: That's doesn't matter to me. I want you to picture all five of us... doing it. A: Uh huh.... M: Really?! A: Um, sure...ya...uhuh..yes...thats exactly..what I would want... M: Good. It will make me feel better about myself. M: Thanks so much! You've helped me a lot today! A: Yes I have.... M: ... M: ... do you want me yet?
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:19 pm
Shrike... My mom's gonna think I'm crazy laughing out loud like this! XD
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:20 pm
I laugh everytime I read it.
"Yes, that's perfectly homosexual." xd
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:23 pm
Those are great Shrike. XD
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:25 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:29 pm
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