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 Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:45 am
*Comes in and heads for the work area. Looks around a bit a finds the plans for the new building.*
Here we go.
*Gets them together, nice and neat. Slips them in his travel bag and walks out.*
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:48 pm
RRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
*CRASH! Creed lays down in some forest in a crater. His body is horribly mangled, his limbs tangled in a mess of blood and torn flesh. He looks up in the air and starts to laugh. He adjusts his parts when his healing factor allows it and taps the ear piece he was wearing.*
Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ...
*Sniffs the air*
Somewhere north of II about a few thousand miles... yeah pick me up ... Soon as possible? Nah, I'm gonna get something to eat first ... yeah ... Alright, yeah ...
*Creed gets up and stretches a bit. He sniffs around and starts to track some deer.*
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:53 am
*Comes in, sees the damages and sniffs the air.*
Must be cookie season again.
*Puts the plans back where I found them, and leaves a note.*
"Dear Evil-Doers,
Had to borrow these. Sorry of any inconvenience.
Your pal,
Jaeger"
*Heads off grumbling incoherently.*
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:55 pm
*slips in to see if the rumors are true and finds Jaeger Ayers's note*
Wha... scream
*records a video message for the "villains" and leave it on continuous play*
WHAT A BUNCH OF PATHETIC LOSERS!!! You let Jaeger Ayers sneak in here and steal the building plans??? And then to add to the embarrassment, HE SNEAKS BACK IN AND PUTS THEM BACK!?
People ask, "Bullseye...why are you working for the capes? We thought you were hardcore." I tell them I still hardcore. The capes let me hurt people now. But the villains....the "bad guys".....what do they do? THEY LET A PRIMITIVE SPEAR-WIELDING WOLVERINE WANNABE WALK ALL OVER THEM!!!
No wonder there was no "war on SHIELD".....you nancy boys can't even gather up the cojones to stop people from waltzing in here and doing whatever they please. I'm outta here...gotta go back to subverting Cloud 9. Sad to say but she'll be tougher and meaner than you yellow dogs by the time I'm done with her.
*spits on the floor in disgust and stomps out*
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:45 pm
Last I checked I'm a member, genius. Manslaughter conviction. Larceny. General thuggery. Hell, I've probably spent more time in the clink than a few of the other members.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:44 pm
*Sabretooth walks through the front door dragging a few deer carcasses behind him. He looks around the construction site of the newly built first floor and makes his way to the elevator.*
Heh, well look at all this. Next their gonna tell me we're throwin' a grand openin' party.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:03 pm
*is shuffling a deck of cards in the lobby and watches Sabretooth bring in the carcasses*Who says we're not Vickie...just wait until you see the present I got for everyone this year...
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:09 pm
Your plans are juvinile, and limited, clown.
stare
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:12 pm
Maybe to those with a simple mind, who simply cannot see the bigger picture of what I'm trying to accomplish.
I do promise you, my next joke will be a real gas....*chuckles evilly*
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:13 pm
By the way...there's an E in juvenile...just thought you should know... wink
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:15 pm
I think you might have missed my total point.
stare
You probably misheard my accent.
Common mistake.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:16 pm
Just remember Joker, any damage to the new building and my friends in the IRS will audit you faster than you can say I Killed batman.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:18 pm
Well that won't be good...I can't even remember when I last paid my taxes...then again I've been busy being diplomat in foreign nations so that sort of thing does get lost in the mail.
And no Rita, your point wasn't lost. It was out right ignored.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:20 pm
Just as well.
It's easier to do what you need to when people aren't paying attention.
You make things so easy by being so..blatant.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:22 pm
I make things to easy? This coming from a circus freak who was playing arm candy for a guy who needs toothpicks just to keep his eyes open?
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