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 Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:13 am
Sayla-girl: Waffo! Waffo waffo waffo!
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:26 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:50 pm
Cale & Nelo: -Duet to 'a*****e' by Denis Leary-
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:27 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:30 pm
(Burn in HELL. burning_eyes )
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:33 pm
(not exactly the way i say 'thank you' to a compliment, but eh)
Stryder vs. Nakara, round one.
Stryder: You can turn into anything, right?
Nakara: Yup. *turns into a rancor*
Stryder: Nifty. Can you do a wamp rat?
Nakara: I'm crazy, not stupid.
Stryder: Touche.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:58 pm
*Lightyears from allied forces and deep n the wilderness behind enemy lines, Pash is forced to feed off nature's bounty*
Pash: mmmmm. Fish.
Link: mmmm. Fish.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:02 am
In his quest for artifacts that will let him rule among sith, Calliga locates a ancient lightsaber in the forests of naboo....
(Standing in front of a large marble pedestal, looking up. Light filters down between the trees. Calliga looks up and then checks a anceint map.)
"yes! It's here! The Master Saber...!"
(Mounts pedestal, grabs hilt sticking out of it.)
"It's mine! ...uh, nnnnng!! Haaa! Hhhhhkk!"
*tugs*
"huff, huff....hey, what gives...? Wait, what's this..."
*flips map over*
".....! 'must have three pendants to release?' !?"
(Looks up at sky.)
"NOOOOOOOOoooo!!
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:44 pm
Cont.
*a mass of previously ignored vegetation suddenly surges for Calliga and engulfs him. sucking up chloroform, the sith collapses into unconciousness.*
*Pash throws off the ghillie net he had been wearing and with pistol and knife drawn in CQC fasion, advances cautiously towards the blade. Looking around suspiciously he sheathes his knife, takes hold of the hilt in the pedestal and draws it out with only a slight effort. He pockets the saber, then taps the Jedi Markings on the pedestal.*
Pash: (To unconcious Calliga) "It says Lightsiders only, pal. You didnt check all your facts. There is no ignorance, there is Knowledge. Why dont you sleep on that little nugget for a while." *Slides on his ghilie net and slithers back into the surrounding brush, leaving Calliga chlorophorm napping in the meadow*
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:38 pm
( During a quiet moment on Thule )
Twi'lek: My Queen, have you seen this month's issue of Sithmate? You made the centerfold!
Siren: Really? Wow, that's... Hey wait, I never posed for Sithmate. This must be...
( On Coruscant )
Jedi Master: Ah, there you are, Saria. I never can find you when you say you're going to train. I was gonna ask if you wanted a companion so we could train together, but when I try to find you, you're nowhere near any of the training rooms. Where do you go?
Saira: Um... Hey, is that Master Gockchu?
Jedi Master: * turns * What? Where? * turns back, Saria is gone * Now where'd she go?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:13 am
(( rofl ))
(Siren and Saria doing a comercial)
Together: (Singing jingle) Double the pleasure, double the fun, life is much better with Doublemint Gum!
Director: Cut! *Sigh* I didn't like that one. Try it again.
Siren: Its probably because she can't sing in key.
Saria: In Key?! You couldn't carry a tune if we gave you a repulsorlift!
Siren: (Lightning crackling in her fingers) You want to go, b***h?
Saria: (Items start levitating around her) Bring it, whore!
(Resulting Force Power fight leaves entire studio in smoking ruin)
(Mentos theme starts playing as Cene drags two bound and gagged sisters out of the rubble. She takes off her helmet, pops a mentos and poses with it smiling triumphantly)
Voice over: Mentos, the Freshmaker.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:11 pm
DA's list:
1. Y Y Z -2112- (Cottonmouth)
2. LadyAlys (Copperhead)
3. Missing nin Itachi (Sidewinder)
4. Sayla-Girl (California Mountian Snake)
5. Cale
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:37 pm
(When suggested that Sayla become a mod)
Nelo:Alright, everyone relax, shes not gonna take anyones Council seat.
EK:I read somewhere that her periods attract rancors, the rancors can smell the mensuration!
Cale:Well thats just great. You hear that Nelo, Rancors. Now your putting the whole guild in jeopardy!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:09 pm
(Heh. And this comes from someone complaining that the guild was too male-dominated)
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:06 pm
Nelowulf (Heh. And this comes from someone complaining that the guild was too male-dominated) (It was something I thought was funny. stare )
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