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I miss having a girl Avi... sweatdrop

>mfw i see this item's name


>mfw no Felicia pose

I slept through my night class.

Totally planned on taking a one hour nap before my 3 hour class, didn't hear my alarm, and slept through the first half hour. And she doesn't let you come in late.

I'm so mad at myself.

@J - I kind of love your avi right now. So happily crossdressing. Made me giggle.

I'm sick of all these spicy-food hating wimps at my school.

REAL MEN PUT HOT PEPPERS IN THEIR SANDWICHES, WUSSES!

I want something spicy now.

Here's how my first day of the Spring 2011 semester went.

First, I wake up at 6 am, but don't get out of bed until 7:40. I realize I'm being a lazy douche, so I get up and have a bowl of cereal. Next, I dress up in nothing and waltz on over to my Chemistry class.

The professor comes off like a real hard-a**. I'm willing to bet she's a lesbian; short-hair, jeans, lots of attitude. Not that there's anything wrong with that; come on, what red-blooded, straight guy doesn't like lesbians? Anyway, she informs us that about 40% of us are not going to pass the class. I immediately fell in love with this woman. We need more teachers who don't bullshit around and instead just break the truth to us; builds character, encourages students to try harder, and weeds out undesirables. She taught us quite a bit about hydrocarbons in just the short amount of time we had left after she went over the syllabus. This class is going to be fun and by "fun" I mean "harder than myself when I catch a glimpse of Tifa Lockhart's fantastic rack."

Next came Biology 240. This class will be going over Ecology, Biodiversity, and Evolution. Great, I thought, I can read Origin of the Species studying for this class. We have to get these clicker devices for whatever reason (I already got mine, so no big deal). Apparently the professor has a great interest in marine biology. Awesome, another go to source for information on a possible career.

After having these classes I immediately had lunch. Suffice to say, the food in the Sodexho cafeteria was just as shitty as ever. After a semi-nourishing lunch, I immediately went to my dorm room and napped for an hour. I woke up with a massive headache, totally disoriented, and even forgetting for a couple of minutes that I was even back in Monterey.

I went to Chemistry lab. Nothing happened there. Let's move on. What? You want more details? Okay, fine. Well, our professor (same one as Chemistry lecture) came in and went over lab safety protocols, when suddenly terrorists came in through the window, AK-47's blazing. They immediately took us all hostage and demanded to speak to President Obama. Our compromiser-to-end-all-compromisers of a president began negotiations and promised them several hundred Saudi Arabian virgins, the latest version of the iPhone, free tickets to Disneyland (with puppets of their own image becoming part of the "It's A Small World" ride), 25 DVD's of classic movies including Star Wars, Glenn Beck's head, and an all-expense-paid vacation to Armenia. Satisfied with their collateral, they released us and left the building with only two deaths and one injury...but nobody cared because they were assholes anyway. And then came the dragons....

But, I'm taking too much time. After all that bundle of happy-times, I went to the dining hall to have yet another un-satisfactory meal for dinner.

Then I went to Spanish. Our Spanish teacher appears to be of Latin or Spanish descent at least, so a perfect choice for a Spanish professor. I learned a little Spanish and I even was passed a picture of Hugo Chavez, a Venezuelan dictator. At first, I didn't know what his name was or where he was from; I had to ask someone more knowledgeable about this sort of thing. However, looking at the picture, I knew right away he was a dictator. Military uniform? Check. Red beret? Check. Middle-aged? Check. Bears a facial expression that screams "I'll put a round in your head if you even open your mouth?" Check. Yep; definitely a dictator.

Well, that's how my day went. How about yours?

Yesterday: Woke up at 10:30, went to first class at 11. cool
Chem gets out half an hour early, Physics and Calc each run for the full two hours. Calc launches right into it without any recap of what was previously covered. I'm fine, but the rest of the class is visibly confused.
No chem recitation today since it's the first day, done at 4PM.

Today: Woke up at 10:30, still have yet to go to first and only class at 2PM. xd