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 Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:25 pm
R.Mira: *bored* Hmmmm..... *smirks* Hey Mira~ Maybe you should test to see if your pheromones are actually working on a control subject...... like Red.
O.O I don't think that's such a good idea, R.Mira....
R.Mira: *rolls eyes* Why?
Well, I don't think he's ever had blood rush that fast and he might have a heart attack. You don't wanna kill him, do you.....?
R.Mira: *ponders* Hmmmmm........
. . . That was supposed to be a rhetorical question R.Mira.
R.Mira: Well I'M turning it into a literal one ^^
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:29 pm
Match: "I will volunteer for testing. For science!"
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:33 pm
Nathan pushed Match aside "I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute."
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:43 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, the hour is late, and I'm sure some of you insomniacs could use a good bedtime story. So without further ado, I present to you Go the ******** to Sleep, a children's book, as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Enjoy-- And please, feel free to go the ******** to sleep.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:59 pm
I don't think her pheromones would work on you Nathan..... Red's the closest to Nightmare in form, you're not quite the same.
Mira: *sits up, yawns* wha about my pheromones.....?
Nothing Mira honey. Go the f*ck back to sleep, kay?
Mira: ^^ Kay *flops* zzzzzzzzzz
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:07 pm
Nathan grabbed his gene-injector "senses of the wolf. Ta-da."
Red looked around, his eyes still covered "what's going on... I'm hearing my name."
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:17 pm
*rolls eyes* R.Mira wants Mira to use her pheromones to arouse you to see if they're functioning properly just for her own amusement. I wouldn't be surprised if you passed out from a sudden blood pressure dip, at best.
R.Mira: IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO OBSERVE, AT LEAST! Besides, I know CPR, I could revive him.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:24 pm
Red tilted his head, peeking through his fingers to make sure all the women were decently dressed, he removed his hands "what's 'arouse' mean?"
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:29 pm
*groans* Oh dear god, he's had even less sex ed than Mira has...... well, ummmm.....
R.Mira: It means you'd wanna ******** her. And by '******** her', I mean 'have sexual intercourse with her'. And by 'have sexual intercourse with her', I mean 'your *whistles* goes in her hoo-ha.'
. . . THANK YOU R.MIRA. THANK YOU -_-
R.Mira: ^w^ What can I say? I'm a helper.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:44 pm
Red tilted his head "ma'am... I didn't understand a word of that."
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:47 pm
R.Mira: D'awwww~ He called me ma'am. How cute~ *boops nose*
-.- Can we get him some slides or something before crazy here decides to just drag him off to a closet for the 'hands on' approach?
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:51 pm
Nathan covered his mouth and coughed "not the word I'd use to call you.'
Red looked down at his nose, confused.
R. Leo closed his textbook "I could tell him a thing or two, I had to give a sex ed lecture just to start one of my lessons, but I don't want to corrupt the poor kid too bad."
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:56 pm
*looks around* Okay, do it quick before W.Pammy gets back. I dunno how she'll react to him learning about the birds an the bees, even though it's WAY past due..... *pushes Red into another room* Go, go, go!
R.Mira: *sticks out tongue* Neyh!
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 11:35 pm
Red looked around as he was pushed into the bedroom "what? What's going on?"
Nathan rolled his eyes and went back to his writing.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:23 am
Pamela collapsed on her bed, weeping. "I can't do this by myself!" She sounded as if the life had been sucked out of her.
Mira was programed for sexing so she wins. Ivy is designed like a rose, beautiful but dangerous temptation. She's not a sex machine, that's just her way of easily luring in the prey.
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