The deathscene will posted in a bit, not sure what to do, but im currently jabbing stuff in!
i voted, but it's not on the front page. second post
Thank you for pointing that out!
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:41 pm
HeartnessRed
StephyDiane
YamiTyger
foxgirl66
drakokatze
Siefren
WealthyLove
Kahlan AmnelI
Captain tohru honda
Certified Gynecologist
123jimmy321
xx_Juicy_Juice_xx
FUFFTPURR
Prue
Ryo Kazuka
charish669
Serethielle
Shikyo Kuranosai
Pickled Cactus
Vampyro_Undead_Sovereign
-Da llama king-
PrettyGuardianSailorMoon
wilson2008
Violette Cielle
Hells Creed
Jackalust
Starrii
Axuan
It was a cold, lonely night in town. Father No-No sat Piss drunk in what looked to be a strip club. He sniffled softly and looked down to his holy bible.
"I don't know what's wrong... all teh people i marry die horrible -hic- deaths..." He sat, staring up at an empty pole... not even a stripper would come to perform for him... He was an outcast, seemingly bringing terrible ends to all of those he had joined in holy matrimony...
After taking another swig of his beer which had apparently been drugged, he passed out. The strippers carrying Him out and tossing him into a nearby dumpster where he was found the next day. After much deliberation, The Church and the the committee he had obtained his license from Revoked his license to marry. Father No-No was now just a regular citizen, and would pay for his crimes like one.
In other News: Jackalust was almost dragged to jail by a bunch of angry police, but after offering then a few rounds of beer... Not only was Vampyro_Undead_Soverign's corpse exhumed from his grave, but in their drunken revelry, the police tossed Vampyro_Undead_Soverign's headless stinking corpse into the jail without a second thought!
DJ did the death scenes tonight.
Cupids Death Scene:
Cupid was furious, he went off on his own after the scene he had caused with Saint Valentine. They basically had a break up at that point. "Damn guy, how the hell did he switch them," he grumbled. He went into a blind rage and started tearing s**t apart, blood lust running through his veins. No one was safe tonight while he was around. Cupid tore down billboards, busted out windows, put more cars on fire, and destroyed the kids playground. And that is when he saw, Captain Tohru Honda reaching for a cat that was outside of her prison cell window bars. "Come here kitty," she said with a whimper. Cupid didn't take a second thought at it and shot an arrow right through the cat, which hit Captain Tohru Honda right in the eye. She fell back from the window bars and fell in the pool of blood she had created. "There is only one cupid in this world now," he said laughing hysterically. Cupid died that day, and no one even cared about it. :c
Saint Valentines Scene:
Saint Valentine sat in his home drinking, for he had mistaken Starrii for someone else. Killing was taking a toll on him, for he did miss the love of his life. Though he looked outside his window and saw Cupid shooting an arrow at the prison where the convicted felons were taken. "Dat Wankin Fae, Guttn Wykd," slurring his words he ran out the door. "Huld eet," he yelled out, only to drop like a fly face first on the grass. When he awoke, people were fast asleep, "what happened," Saint Valentine said in a haze. As he got to his feet, he heard screaming coming from the prison. "I see," he said as he walked over. Everyone was rioting, guards getting backed up into a corner. It was the perfect timing for him to take a victim. He spotted xx_Juicy_Juice_xx preaching to everyone on how they deserve a chance to speak up to the government about the crimes they didn't commit. When all was said and done, xx_Juicy_Juice_xx had to use the restroom. Not knowing that Saint Valentine was following directly behind him. "You picked a bad time to be alone," Saint Valentine said as he grabbed xx_Juicy_Juice_xx from behind and slammed him to the ground. Smashing xx_Juicy_Juice_xx head against the floor repeatedly till he fell unconscious, then he ripped open his rib cage and took the one thing that mattered most, the heart. xx_Juicy_Juice_xx died, covered in his own urine.
It was a cold, lonely night in town. Father No-No sat Piss drunk in what looked to be a strip club. He sniffled softly and looked down to his holy bible.
"I don't know what's wrong... all teh people i marry die horrible -hic- deaths..." He sat, staring up at an empty pole... not even a stripper would come to perform for him... He was an outcast, seemingly bringing terrible ends to all of those he had joined in holy matrimony...
After taking another swig of his beer which had apparently been drugged, he passed out. The strippers carrying Him out and tossing him into a nearby dumpster where he was found the next day. After much deliberation, The Church and the the committee he had obtained his license from Revoked his license to marry. Father No-No was now just a regular citizen, and would pay for his crimes like one.
In other News: Jackalust was almost dragged to jail by a bunch of angry police, but after offering then a few rounds of beer... Not only was Vampyro_Undead_Soverign's corpse exhumed from his grave, but in their drunken revelry, the police tossed Vampyro_Undead_Soverign's headless stinking corpse into the jail without a second thought!
DJ did the death scenes tonight.
Cupids Death Scene:
Cupid was furious, he went off on his own after the scene he had caused with Saint Valentine. They basically had a break up at that point. "Damn guy, how the hell did he switch them," he grumbled. He went into a blind rage and started tearing s**t apart, blood lust running through his veins. No one was safe tonight while he was around. Cupid tore down billboards, busted out windows, put more cars on fire, and destroyed the kids playground. And that is when he saw, Captain Tohru Honda reaching for a cat that was outside of her prison cell window bars. "Come here kitty," she said with a whimper. Cupid didn't take a second thought at it and shot an arrow right through the cat, which hit Captain Tohru Honda right in the eye. She fell back from the window bars and fell in the pool of blood she had created. "There is only one cupid in this world now," he said laughing hysterically. Cupid died that day, and no one even cared about it. :c
Saint Valentines Scene:
Saint Valentine sat in his home drinking, for he had mistaken Starrii for someone else. Killing was taking a toll on him, for he did miss the love of his life. Though he looked outside his window and saw Cupid shooting an arrow at the prison where the convicted felons were taken. "Dat Wankin Fae, Guttn Wykd," slurring his words he ran out the door. "Huld eet," he yelled out, only to drop like a fly face first on the grass. When he awoke, people were fast asleep, "what happened," Saint Valentine said in a haze. As he got to his feet, he heard screaming coming from the prison. "I see," he said as he walked over. Everyone was rioting, guards getting backed up into a corner. It was the perfect timing for him to take a victim. He spotted xx_Juicy_Juice_xx preaching to everyone on how they deserve a chance to speak up to the government about the crimes they didn't commit. When all was said and done, xx_Juicy_Juice_xx had to use the restroom. Not knowing that Saint Valentine was following directly behind him. "You picked a bad time to be alone," Saint Valentine said as he grabbed xx_Juicy_Juice_xx from behind and slammed him to the ground. Smashing xx_Juicy_Juice_xx head against the floor repeatedly till he fell unconscious, then he ripped open his rib cage and took the one thing that mattered most, the heart. xx_Juicy_Juice_xx died, covered in his own urine.
Wait am I alive and how did I end up in jail? I am so confused right now. Either someone loves me or someone hates me. lmao
Wait am I alive and how did I end up in jail? I am so confused right now. Either someone loves me or someone hates me. lmao
Not only was Vampyro_Undead_Soverign's corpse exhumed* from his grave, but in their drunken revelry, the police tossed Vampyro_Undead_Soverign's headless stinkingcorpse into the jail without a second thought!
*exhumed: Past tense of exhume to dig out (something buried, especially a corpse) from the ground.
So you are... a zombie? emotion_zombie I got three buck-shots headed your way buddy, gonna end this pandemic soon. You'll see. emotion_dealwithit
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