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 Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:40 am
New rule: if I train your kid, you are not allowed to smack my a**.
Nutty broad. evil
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:22 pm
Jaeger_Ayers New rule: if I train your kid, you are not allowed to smack my a**. Nutty broad. evil Can we smack your a** if you don't train our kid?
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:54 pm
Chris Powell Jaeger_Ayers New rule: if I train your kid, you are not allowed to smack my a**. Nutty broad. evil Can we smack your a** if you don't train our kid? what about cheecky shenanigans?
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:59 pm
The debate is basically irrelevant. At one point it become a discussion of ways to avoid getting pregnant.
me: You can be abstinent from certain sexual acts to avoid pregnancy. It's probably the one sure way to avoid getting pregnant that doesn't involve getting your tubes tied. It's the path of least resistance to remaining childfree.
her: If only that was 100% effective.
me: But is IS 100% effective if you don't cheat. There are plenty of other things to do besides traditional vaginal intercourse. Sexually reproductive abstinence is a legitimate method of birth control.
her: well what happens when you get raped then? Not a very effective form of birth control now is it?
me:.....*stunned silence. leave debate.*
Seriously. With that you've also proved how useless condoms, diaphragms and you're boyfriend getting sterilized are.
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:17 pm
Ah, the rape card. It's at the very bottom of the deck, you know.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:08 am
Simon_Dark Chris Powell Jaeger_Ayers New rule: if I train your kid, you are not allowed to smack my a**. Nutty broad. evil Can we smack your a** if you don't train our kid? what about cheecky shenanigans? Yes, all is fair game, as long as I don't train your kid. Speaking of kids and training, my four year old niece got her first stripe on her white belt last night. She did absolutely amazing, and was thrilled. The little girl is a just brilliant, and before the eyes roll and someone says 'everyone says that about their kids', in this case it's completely true. Sharp as a tack and is a learning machine. And in the mixed bag department, tornadoes touched down about a half hour from my house. Isle of Wight got a lot of damage and the Driver area of Suffolk is gone. No buildings are standing. These are lovely rural areas with good, hard working works. I haven't heard of any damage in the downtown area which could seriously use a good disaster. Place is a hellhole and it got by almost untouched.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:04 am
That's good for her! biggrin
Nah, sometimes the brilliant comments stand, not often but it does. Trust me i have to smile and say how beautiful children are even if i'm lying through my teeth.
Yeah that's how it usually goes with any natural disaster, the nice areas fall to rubble and the parts you wish weren't stay untouched... Least from what I can tell. Hope no one was harmed in the storm.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:20 am
There has been no deaths reported whatsoever. I'm pretty shocked considering the destruction. Minor injuries of course, but it seems like no one was seriously hurt. Pretty miraculous.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:57 pm
Busy busy busy....
Marty buys stuff!
May sucks. Wife's birthday. Mother's day. Anniversary. Other people's anniversaries. Wedding this month as well, ON MY ANNIVERSARY! scream Dammit Page! stressed
Bleh, so first up, Bitchzilla's wife's birthday. Scored a new pink Nintendo DS and one of those brain Age games. She hinted at it for months. I'm making my purchase...
Clerk: "You want pink?'
Me: "It's for my wife's birthday."
Clerk: "Heh, you sure there isn't an ulterior motive at play here?"
Me: "If there was an ulterior motive why in the ******** would I be getting this in pink?"
I didn't even ask him is he took Alaskan money.
Father of the year part 1
Little Nicole has had strange pink marks on her recently and this has baffled us. We've come to discover that her sweet little sister Rachel has been using her new teeth to bite the s**t out of her. stressed We of course figure this out at the dojo.
Me: "Doggone kids! Ron, get you're pliers! It's time for some extractions!"
Ron's one of my black belts and also a dentist.
James (another student): "Good grief."
Me: "Well, if she's not going to play nice with them..."
James: "The Nozzarella house: where teeth aren't a right, they're a privilege."
Full service
Pesky students keep right on whining despite my promise that the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Whiny student: "This is going to hurt!"
Me: "Well, duh. It's karate, not ballet. Besides I've got a dentist and a surgeon right here."
I point to Ron and my cousin Scott the surgeon, both black belts.
Whiner: "I'll sue you!"
I point at Bill, another black belt, and a lawyer.
Whiner: "What if you kill me?"
I look at Jim, the minister and new green belt.
Me: "Hey Jim, you can handle funerals, right?"
Father of the year part 2
My brother and sister in law agree to watch the girls so the wife and I can go to Busch Gardens for our anniversary.
Wife: "I hope they won't be too much trouble."
Matt: "If they are a little 'closet time' never hurt a kid."
Terri (matt's wife): "MATT! That's terrible!"
Matt: "What? Just leave the lights on and they don't know the difference."
Me: "Sure. Just tell them it's a special hiding place."
Wife: "MARTY!"
And that's how dudes get out of baby sitting. cool
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:50 am
Yeah i've heard some odd biting stories from some of the parents i've met. one was when the child would bite the mother hard enough to leave marks. So the mother would bite her back from the instructions of her child's daughter. I always thought that was just teaching them as a game, sense the mother told me that the child would laugh when she bit her.
*shhhhh* Man Marty, don't let it get around. one of my male babysitters is in the guild. he'll spread the word! Though then again, he's the only male friend of mine that isn't sick or asking for too much so he's my only babysitter. sweatdrop
Well i finished a 9 day work week.. nine days straight of work. i'm surprised i was able to tripple my sales during that time sense i didn't make anysense when i was off of the floor. my managers were like "go home and sleep!" by the end of my shift *shakes her head* Though i did have a very interesting conversation with someone that I met. we're training him in the store... Maybe I should give him the heads up of not insulting women when he is working?
So i started on my 8th day of work when I came in to eat a sub from subway really quick before my shift. He and some of my other co=workers were eating when i walked in. while i was talking to someone else he kept on making observations about my personality and my age, as if he was trying to get a read on me. Which most of it he was wrong. but as i finished my sub under a minute he asks "Are you Pregnant?" my first reaction to him after a stared at him for a few moments was to look at my 28 inch waist for a few moments, causing everyone to laugh as I arched a brow at him and look back down at my small belly. Then I asked in a english search joking kind of way. "Are you calling me fat?" Course at this time everyone else in the room are laughing when I followed with "why the hell does everyone ask me that? My doctor find ways of checking for pregnancy with getting blood for one reason or another as if she thinks i'm sexually active. You see you need to have sex to get pregnant." Causing everyone still in the room to laugh and shake their heads at me as i do my british comidy on the new guy.
his reply "Umm.. no you just looked different form the picture on the wall. Seemed like you were once pregnant. How long ago was that picture taken?"
"A year and a half ago, why?"
"You just look a lot different than you look now in the picture....how old is your child?"
"You like to read people?" when he noded in reaction i just grinned. "well then Sherlock why don't you tell me how old she is."
"well from the way you looked in you last picture i'd probably say that he's about 8 or 9 months old."
I cleaned up my mess from eating and saved the other half of my sub in the fridge as he was talking. then i looked at him blankly. "You should be more careful with you detective skills, my daughter turns 3 in september." I wait two beats before asking. "so are you call me fat in my picture?"
"no no I wasn't doing that at all."
at this point i just shruged and went to work. cause later on I had to give him a hard time when i was training him.
Work was oh so fun that day.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:44 pm
Ms Rose Wilson Worth Well i finished a 9 day work week.. nine days straight of work. i'm surprised i was able to tripple my sales during that time sense i didn't make anysense when i was off of the floor. my managers were like "go home and sleep!" by the end of my shift *shakes her head* Though i did have a very interesting conversation with someone that I met. we're training him in the store... Maybe I should give him the heads up of not insulting women when he is working?
So i started on my 8th day of work when I came in to eat a sub from subway really quick before my shift. He and some of my other co=workers were eating when i walked in. while i was talking to someone else he kept on making observations about my personality and my age, as if he was trying to get a read on me. Which most of it he was wrong. but as i finished my sub under a minute he asks "Are you Pregnant?" my first reaction to him after a stared at him for a few moments was to look at my 28 inch waist for a few moments, causing everyone to laugh as I arched a brow at him and look back down at my small belly. Then I asked in a english search joking kind of way. "Are you calling me fat?" Course at this time everyone else in the room are laughing when I followed with "why the hell does everyone ask me that? My doctor find ways of checking for pregnancy with getting blood for one reason or another as if she thinks i'm sexually active. You see you need to have sex to get pregnant." Causing everyone still in the room to laugh and shake their heads at me as i do my british comidy on the new guy.
his reply "Umm.. no you just looked different form the picture on the wall. Seemed like you were once pregnant. How long ago was that picture taken?"
"A year and a half ago, why?"
"You just look a lot different than you look now in the picture....how old is your child?"
"You like to read people?" when he noded in reaction i just grinned. "well then Sherlock why don't you tell me how old she is."
"well from the way you looked in you last picture i'd probably say that he's about 8 or 9 months old."
I cleaned up my mess from eating and saved the other half of my sub in the fridge as he was talking. then i looked at him blankly. "You should be more careful with you detective skills, my daughter turns 3 in september." I wait two beats before asking. "so are you call me fat in my picture?"
"no no I wasn't doing that at all."
at this point i just shruged and went to work. cause later on I had to give him a hard time when i was training him.
Work was oh so fun that day.
I am not a fan of people who on their first day of work try really hard to assert themselves as some type of person (for lack of a better term). For that guy its like he wanted to have his identity at work be "the guy who can read people really well," for whatever reason. This one girl I trained really wanted to assert herself as "a peoples person" and she proceeded to not shut up the entire time I trained her, talking so much with (over) me she retained barely any information on her new job. She was annoying. Then again, I tend not to like people who I don't know who talk to me like they know me and we've been BFFs forever.
But if we're sharing strange work stories I've got a few involving Hookers, human fecal matter, Japanese tourists, Australians, and sexist pigs. surprised
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:07 pm
Natalia Romanova What a strange guy. O_o
I am not a fan of people who on their first day of work try really hard to assert themselves as some type of person (for lack of a better term). For that guy its like he wanted to have his identity at work be "the guy who can read people really well," for whatever reason. This one girl I trained really wanted to assert herself as "a peoples person" and she proceeded to not shut up the entire time I trained her, talking so much with (over) me she retained barely any information on her new job. She was annoying. Then again, I tend not to like people who I don't know who talk to me like they know me and we've been BFFs forever.
But if we're sharing strange work stories I've got a few involving Hookers, human fecal matter, Japanese tourists, Australians, and sexist pigs. surprised
Yeah, I've run into some of those.. they're usually nervious and want to fit into a new enviroment. did you find her amuzing after awhile?
Ooooohhhh... I'd love to hear them if you want. Can't go too far in depth about my job on chats though.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 3:12 pm
Ms Rose Wilson Worth Natalia Romanova What a strange guy. O_o
I am not a fan of people who on their first day of work try really hard to assert themselves as some type of person (for lack of a better term). For that guy its like he wanted to have his identity at work be "the guy who can read people really well," for whatever reason. This one girl I trained really wanted to assert herself as "a peoples person" and she proceeded to not shut up the entire time I trained her, talking so much with (over) me she retained barely any information on her new job. She was annoying. Then again, I tend not to like people who I don't know who talk to me like they know me and we've been BFFs forever.
But if we're sharing strange work stories I've got a few involving Hookers, human fecal matter, Japanese tourists, Australians, and sexist pigs. surprised
Yeah, I've run into some of those.. they're usually nervious and want to fit into a new enviroment. did you find her amuzing after awhile?
Ooooohhhh... I'd love to hear them if you want. Can't go too far in depth about my job on chats though.
HO HO HO: The stories I can tell. I think I'll tell a Hooker story first, as it's quite amazing.
First, some background:
I work at a place called CheeseBurger Waikiki. And yes, that's the Waikiki on Oahu, Hawaii - and I wouldn't get all excited, Waikiki is a horrible place. Waikiki is actually just the name of the beach, the actual street with all the shops and hotels is Kalakaua (pronouced: Kaal-a-Cow-a) Avenue. And I do not work at your average Burger joint. First of all, a cheeseburger with no fries or drink is $9.50 - with the fries and a drink you're looking at a $20 bill, depending on the drink. That's Waikiki prices in general, but in our defense we've got some sweet burgers and we are a sit down restaurant above an Outback Steakhouse but below a Ruth Chris. I started working there almost a year ago as a Hostess and have slowly progressed to food runner, busser, and now to a server (although I've requested to be a hostess or busser for the majority of the summer as, honestly, I like them more).
Anywho, this story takes place within my first month of working. Last summer I had the opening shift so I'd be up at 7am and at work by 8am to open the doors and help the opening server out. 8-9am on our end of Kalakaua is dead so we usually hang around being bored, working on the crossword puzzle in the paper.
So one normal day of the week I arrive at work and put my uniform on (I have to wear a hula skirt gonk ) and open our front doors. Not a minute after I do that and go to stand behind my hostess stand to be bored for the next hour do I witness the most magnificent thing I have ever seen:
A Hooker in 4 inch clear stilettos and leopard print tube top wobbled by the front doors and around the corner while being attacked by a green enraged parrot with the parrot's fat bald owner chasing after her in a towel.
I died.
My theory is that a Hooker who was picked up off Kuhio (the street parallel to Kalakaua, also filled with hotels, restaurants, and shops as well as the home of our awesomely hawt Hookers past 11pm) the night before was retiring home when she was viciously attacked by her employers pet parrot. Or something, who knows.
xd
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:02 pm
yeah we'll see.. he mixes everything up which is annoy.. not about the job but about the people he talks to.. and started a religious convo with me.. all he gave me feed back was "you're wonderful" rolleyes
a Parrot? really? rofl rofl
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