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 Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:39 pm
Nelo: Cale, are you pondering what i'm pondering?
Cale: I think so, Nelo, but but practicing docking procedures with a goat at zero G's—it's never been done!
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:50 pm
Nelo: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Cale: I think so Nelo. What i cant understand though is why we need a sheep for the ray gun in the first place?
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:56 pm
Nelo: Are you pondeing what I'm pondering?
Cale: I think so but do we really need a vat full of BBQ sauce?
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:07 pm
Nelo: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Cale: I think so, Nelo, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:08 pm
Nelo: Are you pondering what Im pondering?
Cale: I think so but if he's missing why do we know where he is?
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:14 pm
Nelo: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Cale: I think so Nelo, but a ship that small could never have a cloaking device.
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:45 pm
Cale: Nelo, Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Nelo: I think so Cale. And no they dont have beer in heaven.
Cale: ********! Better enjoy while I can!
Nelo: They dont have it where you're going either.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:39 am
Palpy: So a Grand Admiral says to me, " If we conquer the entire galaxy, won't we invade less worlds? "
* Palpy and Vader laugh *
* bells sound and stormies stop boarding the transports, Palpy and Vader look on *
Palpy: Maybe we did conquer the galaxy already.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:17 am
Cale: What are we going to do tonight, Nelo?
Nelo: Same thing we do every night cale: Try and get wasted and pick up some cheap floozies!
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:18 am
DA: What are we going to do tonight, Cale?
Cale: Same thing that happens every night. I'm going to get you in the sack, whether I want to or not.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:33 am
Sometime in the near future, a celebration may be held. During this Celebration, all the mods gather in a most intriguing way.
DA: *holding microphone* And I'm here on the red carpet, totally naked, awaiting the moderators arrival. Its the premier night of "The Galactic Empire: The movie" and Oh my god, here's the first person!
*limo pulls up, out steps EK in an evening suit, a bottle of sherry, and freshly whitened teeth*
DA: Oh my gawd is Elladen! Hey! EK! Hey! Say something for your fans!
EK: Well, its just great to be here. Even though I only have a three minute cameo in the movie, I think I helped the guild enough to gain far more screentime in the sequel.
*walks off*
DA: And there you have it. And we're waiting...
*Pirate ship pulls up, somehow, on cement, as Cale jumps down from his jack sparrow pose up in the crow's nest.*
DA: OH EM GEE! Its Cale Darksun!
*females go wild*
Cale: Oh yes, I have arrived. And I see you were expecting me the whole time. Wanna do it in the projector room?
DA: After I'm done here, hun.
*Des stumbles through crowd and onto red carpet*
Des: Sorry I'm late... some a*****e stole my boat. Kind of embarassing for a rogue, eh?
*Des looks at cale's ship*
Des: HEY, that's my Ship!
*is stabbed in the back*
Cale: Piss poor pirate, shitter rogue. You're supposed to do it from behind...
*DA jumps*
DA: Oh my...
*Cale walks off, as TARDIS lands on Des's corpse*
DA: And That must be Nelo, figures it takes a time machine for him to make an entrance.
Nelo: I am never late, nor am I early. I rip a good quote precisely when I mean to.
DA: Okay... Anything to say to your fans?
Nelo: What fans?
DA: And I guess that's all from the red carpet. Back to you Johnny!
*back in studio*
Johnny: Thank you DA for that coverage. Hey.... wait, I'm a mod! Why wasn't I invited?
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:57 am
Cont.
Missing: Hey DA what's up?
DA: Missing? You're not on the list.
Missing: Im not? But Im a reg and Im in the movie.
DA: Well you're not on the list, SECURITY!
*two large men appear and drag Missing off the red carpet*
Missing: But Im in the movie, I get more screentime than EK, Im practacly a main character let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:29 pm
Des: Oh no! Lord TeeGeeSea is at it again!
Nelo- That's it guys! It's morphin' time!
Missing- { Nerf! }
DA- { Zeltron! }
Des- { Bothan! }
EK- { Rancor! }
Cale- { Darksun! }
Nelo- {... Myself! }
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A few Minutes Later...
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EK- Why won't they just die already?
DA- Dunno. *Knees a noob in the groin and spouts randomness*
Des- They just keep coming! gonk *rogue PWNed*
Nelo- Pssh, that's it. Get the Zords!
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Twenty Seconds Later
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:Crix Madine is seen on the news, trampelling through TeeGeeSea's base, slaughtering everything in site:
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:50 am
Yoda: Oh Sith, I can't stand talking in that backwards phrases crap any more.
Chewbacca: Try just growling all the time.
R2: EXTERMINATE!
C3P0: You will be deleted.
Vader: Luke, I am not your father. You were adopted.
Luke: eek
Vader: Your real father is that retarded Gungan.
Luke: crying
Vader: And... What? Crying!? Holy Sith... GET A PAIR OF BALLS ALREADY, SHEESH!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:39 am
*ripped from "doomsday"*
*R2 turns a corner, and sees a pair of HK units marching toward it. Both stop about 3 meters from each other*
R2: IDENTIFY YOURSELVES!
HK: You will identify first.
R2: STATE YOUR IDENTITY!
HK: You will identify first!
R2: IDENTIFY!
Lando: Its like Steven Hawkings meets a speaking clock.
HK: Illogical, you will modify.
R2: ASTROMECHS DO NOT TAKE ORDERS!
HK: You have Identified as astromechs.
R2: OUTLINE RESEMBLES THE INFERIOR SPECIES KNOWN AS HK.
Mon Mothma: Leia told me of the astromechs. she told me she was terrified of them. what have they done to her, crix? Is she dead?
Crix: *hushed whisper* phone! *dials leia*
R2: LONG RANGE SCANS CONFIRM PRESENCE OF CRUDE CYBERNETIC CONSTRUCTS ON WORLDWIDE SCALE.
Crix: She's still alive, she's answering... Why ahven't they killed her?
Mon Mothma: Well don't be down.
Crix: They must need her for something...
R2: WE MUST PROTECT THE GENESIS ARC!
Crix: The Genesis arc?
HK: Our species are similar, though your design is inelequent.
R2: ASTROMECHS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF ELEGANCE.
HK: This is obvious. Thus considered, our technologies are compatible. HK units plus Astromechs, together we could upgrade the universe.
R2: YOU PROPOSE AN ALLIANCE?
HK: This is correct.
R2: REQUEST, DENIED!
HK: *arms blasters* Hostile elements will be deleted! *begins firing, though blasts are absorbed by shields*
R2: EXTERMINATE! *firese two blasts, knocking down HK units*
HK prime: Open visual link. *link opens to R2D2* Astromechs, be warned. You have declared war upon the HK units.
R2: THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL!
HK: We have five million units. How many are you?
R2: FOUR.
HK: You would destroy the HK units with four Astromechs?
R2: WE WOULD DESTROY THE HK UNITS WITH ONE ASTROMECH! YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY RESPECT.
HK: What is that?
R2: YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING! RAISE COMMUNICATIONS BARRIER! REWIND IMAGE BY NINE REALMS! IDENTIFY GRID SEVEN GAMMA! THIS MALE REGISTERS AS ENEMY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
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