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 Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:14 am
Thats a real freaky dream but funny
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:21 pm
Whose dream, mine or Yuoko's?
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:24 pm
I'm coming quite close to laughing myself into a freaking coma here. That was great, albeit a little disturbing. (cubular, what the hell?) (PARROT? neutral )
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:39 pm
SyrenaV I'm coming quite close to laughing myself into a freaking coma here. That was great, albeit a little disturbing. (cubular, what the hell?) (PARROT? neutral )
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:49 pm
you sound just like my friend... what an amazing world we live in.... *happy sigh*
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:18 am
KitayKat you sound just like my friend... what an amazing world we live in.... *happy sigh* thats like the exact opposite of what I would have said >.<
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:26 am
I used to go to the county fairs when I lived in New York (STATE not city). I was the piggy races-whore, I evean got a ribbon cause there was this weird thing and the pig that we wanted to win won, so I got a blue ribbon. I didn't go on rides much.. cause I get sick on them easily *feels so left out* But Six Flags Darien (how the creep do you spell it?) Lake was fun. I'd allways play that "guess how much you... weigh/old you are/birth month" game. I allways won. They never could guess my weight, or my birth month. X]
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:57 pm
:O Youko was like... totally in Atlantic City.
LEIK... THE PAST TWO DAYS, YO.
Hokay, so... two days ago, mum wakes me up and says, ":3 WE"RE GOING TO THE BEACH!" And I'm like.. " gonk Wtf?"
So... D: We packed, and headed out for Atlantic City. Which is a town in new Jersey. That is full of casinoes.
Apparently, we just got a free room.
So... I''m like.. ":33 WE'RE STAYING AT THE TAJ MAHAL, RIGHT?! ''CAUSE THAT PLACE IS LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME, YO!" And.... :333333 The Taj approaches... we're at the door... Youko squeals...
...and then we keep going. D:
We ended up staying at the Showboat. NO. NEVER AGAIN.
THE SHOWBOAT IS OBSESSED WITH CLOWNS. gonk
Anyone who knows Youko decently well will probably have come across her coulrophobia. (Unreasonable fear of clowns.)
MURALS. ON THE WALLS. IN THE LOBBY. OF CLOWNS. gonk MANY OF THEM!
*was almost crying in the lobby* DDD: AND THEN TO MAKE IT WORSE, SOME GUY DRESSED AS A CLOWN CAME AND OFFERED US BEAD NECKLACES WITH THE SHOWBOAT LOGO ON IT. *screams*
Youko: Mum... *tugs on her shirt* (I REALLY got in touch with my 5-year-old inner child this week... gonk ) ;~; The murals... cloooowns. :shivershiver:
Mum: D: Stfu, n00b.
Clown: =DD Y HELO THAR! NECKLACES?!
Youko: O___O EEP! *hides behind mum*
Clown: o_o Miss? ...necklace...?
Youko: DX OMGGETAWAYFROMME.
Mum: ... e.e; Please excuse my daughter... she's... coulrophobic.
Youko: DDDDDD: MUM! TIP HIM! EAT HIM! SLUG HIM WITH YOUR SUITCASE! JUST GETTITAWAYFROMME!!!
...yah. e___e That did NOT bode well.
So... then, we went to our hotel room... :3 And apparently the last person there was Gerard Butler, because THE ENTIRE ROOM FREAKING SMELLED LIKE SMOKE. gonk YOU NEEDED A MACHETE TO GET TO THE TELEVISION, IT WAS SO THICK.
:3 So then my parents quickly droppede thier stuff, and we fled to the resturant, where Youko's idiocy gripped her again. Has anyone ever seen that commercial (I think it's for Wendy's) with the "sweet-tooth" randomly saying "Ranch." in that annoying, bleating voice? :3
Mum: ...what do you want, dear?
Youko: *bleats* Ranch. D:
Dad: ...
Youko: *bleats* Ranch. D:
Waitress: n_n Can I take your order?
Youko: Raaaaaaaaaanch.
Waitress: ....a salad with ranch...?
Youko: Ranchyranchyranchyraaaaaanch.
Mum: D:< STFU, N00B.
Yah. It was... interesting. o___o
So we went to the boardwalk, right? And people are carrying around giant like... paper ballons that... are SUPPOSED to look like taffy.
Mum: ... *whispers* Omg. Youko. Those look like tampons.
Youko: O______o SAYWHAT?! ...OMFG, THEY DO!
Mum: ... D: I saw them, and I was like.. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
Youko: e.e; I should get one and stick it in my locker.
Mum: ...why?
Youko: :3 For emergencies!
Mum: ... *dies*
...and from then on, whenever we saw one, we giggled like immature children. o_o
e.e My mum was so... childish...
"Crab balls? *giggles* I didn't know crabs had balls! *bursts into laughter*"
...and they wonder about me. gonk
So... I whored myself out on salt water taffy and got a tampon-balloon. :3 Much to mum's amusement.
ANDAND... :3 YOUKO GOT A HENNA. (YAY FOR PHANTOM REFERENCES!)
For those of you who ahve never gotten/heard of henna tattooing... they're... ink tattoos that're applied directly to your skin (NO NEEDLES) and then the ink dries and flakes off, and the design is left on your skin. :3 And it stays there for about a month. <3
So Youko requested a rose on her arm with a black ribbon on it. x3
Hoyah. <3
And... :3 It looks flippin' awesome!
And... then we were clothes chopping on the boardwalk ( gonk mum's idea) and I saw this awesome skirt that reminded me of the G-Lol skirts on Gaia. :3 So I got it. xDDDDDD <---- Is insane.
And... so then we went back to the smokey room, and my parents abandoned me to go gambling. =D! YAY! e___e
So... I'm flipping through the movies, and I see, "THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA" so I waslike.. "HOSHIZZNAT. *WATCHES*" And I sung along. And Angel of Music was MUCH fun, because we had a full lentgh mirror set against the wall. :3
xd And apparently the guy in the hotel room next to me heard me singing, because he joined in. It was the strangest thing ever!
Youko: D: Enter at last, master...!
Him: Flattering child, you shall know me... see why in shadow I hide... look at your face in the mirror! I am there inside!
Youko: :333333 *Thinking, 'Where?!'* Aaaangel of music, guide and guardian, graaant to me your glory! Angel of music, hide no longer; come to me, strange angel!
Him: I am your angel of music; come to me angel of music...
And then we did all of The Phantom of the Opera, Youko shakily hit the high note for the first time this entire month, and then he went to the bathroom and never returned to sing Youko Music of the Night. ;~; She heard his door open, and shut. He musta gone out to gamble.
So... excited still, I skipped down the hallway to get some snacks... only to realize that the vending machine was like.. D: Six floors down. ON THE CLOWN MURAL FLOOR. gonk !!!
So... I went into the elevator with my headphones on, singing Sparkling Diamonds... and scared several elderly people getting on, because I was dancing. gonk And most people by now know that Youko's idea of 'dancing' is thier idea of an epileptical seizure.
Youko: Meeen grow cold as gals grow old, and we all lose our charms in the eeeend... but square-cut or pear shaped, these rocks don't lose thier shape! DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!
Old Lady: *gets on the elevator* Amen.
Youko: o______o;
Old Guy: D: That's sexist.
Youko: ....erm... thisismyfloorbye. *flees*
... e_e And then some lady asked me if I needed help whilst I was singing Notes, getting some candy from the vending machine.
Bah. D:
And.... yah. I watched a Series of Unfortunate Events and attacked the TV screen when Lon Chaney Phantomw as on the newspaper. :33333 heart
You know... that whole thing with the Little Elf made me repeatedly go, "WTF?!?!?!? gonk gonk gonk :gonkabuse: "
And... yeah. That's basically it. My parents came back to the hotel room... mum around 4AM, dad around 6, but only because mum went to go find him, and then as soon as we got to the beach, it poured. xd
And... uhh... yeah. o_o; There's my past two days in a nutshell...
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:10 pm
Holy Crap Youko, that made me laugh so hard I cried XD. Sounds like you had fun <3.
TOMORROW I GET TO SEE THAT PHANTOM THING!
And 40 Year Virgin kinda reminded me of Erik >.>
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:18 pm
Ume Makoto Holy Crap Youko, that made me laugh so hard I cried XD. Sounds like you had fun <3. TOMORROW I GET TO SEE THAT PHANTOM THING! And 40 Year Virgin kinda reminded me of Erik >.>
OMG. *sings* LIKE A VIRGIN! =DDD!! TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME! LIKE A VI-I-I-IRGIN...
Imma just gonna stop now. ... o_o; ...yah.
gonk I REALLY detest the Showboat's choice of decor, though...
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:50 pm
*Laughs* I would die if my mom ever said that... Youko-chan
xd And apparently the guy in the hotel room next to me heard me singing, because he joined in. It was the strangest thing ever!
Youko: D: Enter at last, master...!
Him: Flattering child, you shall know me... see why in shadow I hide... look at your face in the mirror! I am there inside!
Youko: :333333 *Thinking, ''Where?!''* Aaaangel of music, guide and guardian, graaant to me your glory! Angel of music, hide no longer; come to me, strange angel!
Him: I am your angel of music; come to me angel of music...
And then we did all of The Phantom of the Opera, Youko shakily hit the high note for the first time this entire month, and then he went to the bathroom and never returned to sing Youko Music of the Night. ;~; She heard his door open, and shut. He musta gone out to gamble.
Well atleast you had the sense to understand it was the guy next door, if it were me I''d be all "WTF THE PHANTOM IS FINALLY HERE FOR ME!!!" while pawning the mirror on the wall and then when he left I''d probably disregard the door slamming at all and think that the angel was displeased with me and cry until...forever gonk That mirror reminds me of when I visited the Abraham Lincoln museum, they had this mirror in the gift shop, full length, mounted to the wall, with a detailed ornate frame, it SCREAMED PoTO...I almost asked my aunt (whom I was visiting) to buy it for me (*gag* like that would ever happen...) needless to say...while discovering more about Lincoln''s life all I could think about was the phantom @.@
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:56 pm
Eric_the_Phantom *Laughs* I would die if my mom ever said that... Youko-chan
xd And apparently the guy in the hotel room next to me heard me singing, because he joined in. It was the strangest thing ever!
Youko: D: Enter at last, master...!
Him: Flattering child, you shall know me... see why in shadow I hide... look at your face in the mirror! I am there inside!
Youko: :333333 *Thinking, ''Where?!''* Aaaangel of music, guide and guardian, graaant to me your glory! Angel of music, hide no longer; come to me, strange angel!
Him: I am your angel of music; come to me angel of music...
And then we did all of The Phantom of the Opera, Youko shakily hit the high note for the first time this entire month, and then he went to the bathroom and never returned to sing Youko Music of the Night. ;~; She heard his door open, and shut. He musta gone out to gamble.
Well atleast you had the sense to understand it was the guy next door, if it were me I''d be all "WTF THE PHANTOM IS FINALLY HERE FOR ME!!!" while pawning the mirror on the wall and then when he left I''d probably disregard the door slamming at all and think that the angel was displeased with me and cry until...forever gonk That mirror reminds me of when I visited the Abraham Lincoln museum, they had this mirror in the gift shop, full length, mounted to the wall, with a detailed ornate frame, it SCREAMED PoTO...I almost asked my aunt (whom I was visiting) to buy it for me (*gag* like that would ever happen...) needless to say...while discovering more about Lincoln''s life all I could think about was the phantom @.@
And then I thought...
"If it were really Erik... gonk Would he REALLY sing Andrew Lloyd Webber's music? And... why would he have an Italian accent?"
...and then I heard some noise, presumably the guy kicking off his shoes. D:
I was saddened.
And, yes. D: Mum picked up the "STFU, N00B" thing from my typing... she reads over my shoulder. @.@; Only... she says...
"STUFFOO, NOB."
Which is twice as funny. xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:02 pm
Erik probably knows who to avoid then. The determing factor for an Erik visit is if they sing ALW's musical or not...which means we're all screwed...*tear*
Misprouncing is great, I can't wait till I get old and my kids start making fun of me becuase I so "don't get it" but it's worse when you actually use chatspeach (or dear God L33T speach) in normal conversations with your friends...and you don't think anything of it I feel like such a geek @_@
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:05 pm
And why aren't my vacations that amusing? XD
Oh God, Youko. I think I lost my left lung and my galbladder laughing at that. I'll have to go find them now. Totally love the bit about you'n and the guy in the room next to you singing.
Kinda reminds me of the one time I was singing the theme and I hit a high-a** D like really loud. I live in a townhouse, so I got neighbors right next to both sides of me (I'm in the middle one) and I totally made the neighbor's baby cry. XD
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:08 pm
Quote: Misprouncing is great, I can't wait till I get old and my kids start making fun of me becuase I so "don't get it" but it's worse when you actually use chatspeach (or dear God L33T speach) in normal conversations with your friends...and you don't think anything of it I feel like such a geek @_@ I never feel like a geek doing that with my friends because some of them are major online gamers. We hold private conversations in L337.
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