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...you hang out with all of the guys on your street instead of the girls....

-when most things annoy you

-when ur tired all the time

-when girly preps annoy you and ask you alot of annoying questions

-when u act like a prep just to annoy the preps that annoy you and yet they don't know that ur mocking them because they're bimbets too stupid too notice...then they're like"what's her problem"

-when some one gets hurt u find it humerous

-when u like the movies that have action in them and think it's for babies

-when u have nothing fun to do so u do things that makes u hate everything and in conclusion ur a goth

-when there's absolutly nothin to do so u go to the one thing left the comp. and u turn out to be a geek and yet u doon't give a crap

-when u love to say crap alot

nothin left so what the hell bump

.....when you can b yourself for halloween

.....when you scare small children doing volunteer work (long story)

......when your body heat it closer to a corpses than a living person (got that 1 down pat thanks to the chemicals in diet soda)

I repeat- this is meant to be a joke thread!

Isn't a type of vampire? ... meh

...when you find yourself laughing hysterically everytime you hear "stuck in the middle with you" because it reminds you of resevoir dogs

.....Your floor is covered in vamire novels*

.....You pretend v8 is blood

.....You try to get a crow to land on you*

.....You have a crow feeder*

.....You can tell the crows apart

.....You keep your candy in a skull shaped bowl you got foe halloween all year round*

.....You are alergic to white and or frilly clothes*

(* guilty)