Juno_Dagger
*peeks from under the sofa* Is it safe? No, Frodo took the ring and now he's gallivanting all across middle earth with it.
stare Zakai-tan
Oh? And how are my cousines? I haven't seen them much lately, family issues, you know. Someone got in an argument over a school girl and then...well, somebody ended up on a guys plate covered in batter.....
Well, it seems they're doing pretty well in the witness protection program, but the paparazzi caught up with them, took about 510 pictures of your cousin Gary before he could ditch a tentacle and flee. And then there's a creepy man trying to capture their children to keep for his own scientist fetishes. He killed the first ones he caught, so then he started kidnapping other squid babies so he could study the care and feeding of cephalopods, and now he's back at it again.