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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:29 am
Granted, but you get eaten by a huge pack of evil, bloodthirtsty snails gonk
I wish for a huge plate of nachos with salsa, melted cheese, sour cream and jalepenos *slobber*
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 10:47 am
Granted, but then it mutates and eats you.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:30 pm
Superior Jazz Granted, but then it mutates and eats you. I wish I had a cookie. Granted, but it mutates and eats the nachos. I wish for. . . Your mom.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:48 pm
Granted. But my mother is dead so you get nothing more than an unsatisfying box of ashes.
I wish for a movie ticket to see the DaVinci Code.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:40 pm
Granted, but a poor, starving child loses his chance to win a free ticket. ._.;
I wish for a huge pack of evil, bloodthirsty snail minions.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:39 pm
Mythee Granted, but a poor, starving child loses his chance to win a free ticket. ._.; I wish for a huge pack of evil, bloodthirsty snail minions. Granted, but they turn on you, and all that is left is a slime-coated skeleton. I wish for a cute, nice boyfriend.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:55 pm
Granted, but when you marry, he spends all of your money by accident because he's stupid. ;_;
I wish for the best laptop in the world. *drool*
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 7:11 pm
Mythee Granted, but when you marry, he spends all of your money by accident because he's stupid. ;_; I wish for the best laptop in the world. *drool* (But is he cute?) Granted, but your best friend breaks it. I wish for gills.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 7:16 pm
Granted, but you lose your lungs while you're still not in water and die. .-.
I wish for big shiny WINGS surprised (Ooh, who didn't think of that before xd )
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 7:23 pm
Mythee Granted, but you lose your lungs while you're still not in water and die. .-. I wish for big shiny WINGS surprised (Ooh, who didn't think of that before xd ) Granted, but they replace your kidneys, and you die before you can get new ones. I wish I could use magical items.
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:00 am
Granted, but what you thought was the Elixir of Sleep turns out to be the Elixir of Eternal Sleep. Sorry.
I wish that the SAAC wold get the ******** ping-pong table out so that I can play. JEEZ!
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:23 am
LleuLlawGyfes Granted, but what you thought was the Elixir of Sleep turns out to be the Elixir of Eternal Sleep. Sorry. I wish that the SAAC wold get the ******** ping-pong table out so that I can play. JEEZ! Granted...but there is a huge line waiting to use it, and you are at the end of it.
I wish that I could stay young forever.
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:30 pm
Granted. But you are returned to your infancy and can remember nothing.
I wish my stalker would go away.
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:05 pm
Granted, but since you didn't say how long, he returns an hour later with a fluorescent orange shirt to be noticed even more. D:>
I wish that there was an afterlife full of 70% Lindt dark chocolate and cute kittens and prairies of flowers and gay men and singing. xD
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