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 Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:10 pm
Since Queen-chan is so amazing!! Guess what?
If you look at the 1st page you'll see a drawing of her and me, and the director!!!
Take a look, okay~~~~!!! heart heart heart heart
And leave cookies ^__^ Pwease?
Oh, and the votign will begin soon. So be ready ninja ninja
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:24 pm
Oh my god, that picture is awesome! I LOVE the director's expression. XD Looks kinda like my mom when she saw the ending for Kingdom Hearts 2---but I digress. I wish I could write my own bloopers, but I'm not funny enough. >.> All I can do is read..
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:19 pm
La de da, I had fun drawing that picture. I love this thread heart
wheeee, here's another one for fun!:
Takes place when you see the first scene at Hollow Bastion:
The screen switches to Riku and the Beast at a stand off.
Riku: No vessel, no help from the Heartless... So tell me, how'd you get here?
Beast: I simply believed. Nothing more to it. When our world fell into darkness, Belle was taken from me. I vowed I would find her again no matter what the cost. I believed I would find her. So, here I am. She must be here. I will have her back!
Riku: Take her if you can.
The Beast about to charge, suddenly Riku pressed a button and a DDR machines appeared below their feet. The Beast looked confused and the Director looked like he wanted to kill Riku.
Riku: Let's DDR battle!!
Beast: Your on!!
The song that was blasting "Butterfly", but Riku and Beast were doing so horrible at the game they failed. And when I mean failed, I mean FAILED. The machine literally blew up from the horrible dance moves. Riku went flying into Sora and Beast was still on the machine, though he was burnt black now, coughing smoke.
Director: Someone tell me what the BLOODY HELL was the point of that?!
Donald: Aw phooey, Riku just wanted an excuse to literally fly into Sora's arms.
Goofy: Hyunk, and it worked. They're making out right now.
Director: *Screams like a banshee, slams the script on the ground, and started to jump up and down on it in anger.*
STUPID STUPID STUPID!!
Cloud: Hey, keep that up and you can win the nationals in DDR with that jumping technique.
Riku & Sora: *orgasm sounds* Ohhhh! heart heart heart
Director: scream scream scream *screaming so loud only dogs could hear*
Goofy: *gasp* Gawrsh Director! You can't say things like that in public.
Donald: *sweatdrop*
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:40 pm
Queen-chan that was hilarious!!!
LMAO rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
I LOVE JOO A LOT~~~~~!!!!! heart heart heart heart heart heart
Oh and everyone pwease try...I'm not funny either, but I try, and remember we're all funny in our own unique ways.
Anywho Queen-chan that was awesome!!!! Laugehd to death, and now I can't stop coughing...
EKK!!! Helpp.......
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:50 pm
I lost it when it came to the orgasm noises. rofl xd
I <333 the piccy!
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:42 pm
Thanks minna-san! I'm gonna be gone for 2 days to do some community service, good luck on the voting!
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:29 am
*hover over thread*
Lovly Piccy, by the way~ heart
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:19 pm
*imitates Mushu* I LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:33 pm
*cackle* That was brilliant...X3
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:22 am
Torrina Shirogane *cackle* That was brilliant...X3 Yush, yush, I agree, that was hilarious! *falls over laughing*
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:25 am
That was so funny!! xd
I love this thread!!! 3nodding
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:17 am
XDD this is soo funny XD I wish I could think of something like that XD but I have a lack of fantasy crying
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:57 pm
To all, I enocourage you write too. I'm NOT funny at all, and yet I write. I like too, and want to improve. And I like each and every one, so don't be afraid to make one up. It might even be funny. Good ahead-I'll give you a nice reward too. ^__^ Now- I LIIIIIVE too!! *giggles* Anyways here it is the top 10 choices (after reading each one), and the VOTE. Read each, vote for the top best one, second one, and third. As I said I didn't include myself because that's not fair, and other poeple are WAY funnier than me. I suck in my opnion. Riku: Enough talking. Wing-chan: Enough kissing then. Riku: cry That was just mean.... Sora: *giggles* Hey that was.... cry Wing-chan: ........ Winner gets a reward, and is crowned Queen Of Land and Sky Cinx . The reward-is something special. Thanks for the compliments on piccy. I love it too!!! Just what i would do...encourage the two. Tehehehehe. *giggles* Hope you enjoy reading all these as much as I do. Let the Vote begin!!!! 1st one was wriiten by: Scathacha13Quote: So, Kairi's Home is out there Somewhere, Right? (Take 2!) -
Sora: So, Kairi's home is out there somewhere, right?
Riku: Could be. We'll never know by staying here.
Sora: But how far could a raft take us?
Riku: Who knows? If we have to, we'll think of something else.
Kairi: So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?
Riku: Hmm. Well, I haven't really thought about it. It's just... I've always wondered why we're here on this island. If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one? And suppose there are other worlds... Then ours is just a little piece of something much greater. So we could have just as easily ended up somewhere else, right?
Sora: I don't know.
Riku: Exactly. That's why we need to go out there and find out. Just sitting here won't change a thing. It's the same old stuff. So let's go.
Kairi: You've been thinking a lot lately, haven't you?
Riku: Thanks to you. If you hadn't come here, I probably would've never thought of any of this. Kairi, thanks.
Kairi: You're welcome.
Riku: No, I mean I really wouldn't have thought of this. Ever.
Kairi: Umm... okay...
Riku: Leaving my home, my family, everything I knew and carred about... Yep, it occured to me right when I first saw you.
Kairi: ... uh...
Riku: Oh! Except Sora! Sora's comming too.
Sora: Ehehehe.
- offstage -
Leon and Cloud: *laugs*
Yuffie: What? What? I don't get it! 2nd written by: Scathacha13Quote: - What Was Your Hometown Like? -
Sora: Say, Kairi, what was your hometown like? You know, where you grew up.
Kairi: I've told you before, I don't remember.
Sora: Nothing at all?
Kairi: Nothing.
Sora: Not even the quarentine signs?
Kairi: ...What?
- offstage -
Riku: *laughing*
Director: Wait... what? 3rd (one of my fave) written by: Kupo-tenshi Omigod, I love you Wing-chan. :3 <3 -Quote: Before Riku gets locked up in Kingdom Hearts- Riku: Take care of her... Sora: *tears roll down his cheeks* No, don't leave me! I don't wanna have to go back to that witch on the islands. *jumps into Riku's arms* Kairi: *in background* Hey! Riku: Oh Sora, you're right, what was I thinking? Let's get outta here. *runs out of Kingdom Hearts with Sora in his arms* Donald: Hey what about Kingdom Hearts! We need to close the door! We-urhjs *gets drowned by Heartless* Goofy: Gwarsh, that's cute. Donald: @#(!_#! Director: SORA! Get your butt back on stage and close that door! Sora: NO! You expect me to close Riku behind Kingdom Hearts!? *starts crying* I hate you...*sniff*...not coming back for KHII. Director: Okay, okay, you won't have to go back to the islands with Kairi...argh, but Riku still has to go behind the door. Riku: *back onstage* Riku: Take care of her...for me...*points to Sora's keyblade* Sora: Oh, okay! Riku: Thanks baby...*takes Sora into his arms and starts kissing him* Sora: *giggles* Riku~~*kisses back* Donald: The door! Goofy: Gwarsh, that's cute. Donald: ......... Director: *sigh* It's not supposed to go like that! Just close the door already. Sora: Wh-at--? *falls to the floor with Riku ontop* hehe, Riku, I think you have to go inside now. Riku: *smirks* You'd like that wouldn't you. Sora: Riku! *blushes* Not right now... Riku: hehe... Director: Okay guys, I give up. Whenever you two are...um, done...you can find me outside, hitting my head against the side of the building. Sora & Riku: Okay~~! 4th written by: ShimaGenki Quote: Also making fun. I was bored. Sora: *shaking Kairi in front of Hollow Bastion's keyhole* Kairi?! Kairi?! NO!! WAKE UP! NOT FAIR, I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!! Riku: Nyeah-nyeah, I win. Sora: Director: You're not supposed to kill her! In fact, you're trying to do the opposite! Sora: Yeah, Riku, you weren't supposed to kill her! I was! Director: ....... 5th written by QueenOfMallets: Quote: Sora's Smile Scene: Donald: But no frowning, no sad faces, you have to be happy! Goofy: Yea you have to be goofy lookin' like us! *gets punted by Donald* Donald: Go on put on a smile! Sora: ...happy? Donald and Goofy: ...? Sora: *drum roll* ...I'M REALLY SPECIAL BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME!!*bursts into song* Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me When I'm sad and lonely I like to sing this song It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long Oh-oh-oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitten's baby teeth Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy to my core Happy as a cucumber; a 20-dollar-whore Oh-oh-oh I am really happy; Sugar-coated me Happy - good, anger - bad That's my philosophy I can't do this man, I'm not happy... I am really special 'cause there's only one of me! Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me! These are my love handles, and this is my spout But if you tip me over then momma say knock you out I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave Welcome to my happy world, now get your s**t and leave I am happy, I am good, I am -- I'm outta here Screw you!!! *leaves the studio* Director:...*twitch*....*Stabs himself* Riku: HEY THE DIRECTOR'S DID IT AGAIN! SOMEONE GET PHOENIX DOWN!!! 6th written by: The Whirlwind Lancer Quote: Behind The Scenes (A muffled scruffing sound in the back ground coming from trailer) Goofy: *stirring cup of coffee* ... Donald: *with an angry face* ... Goofy: Umm, Donald... *looks at trailer* (giggles come from trailer) Donald:... Goofy: I think Sora and Riku are- Donald: I KNOW!!! *undecipherable yells* Goofy: But isn't that your trail- ? Donald: YES!! *more angry yells* again! 7th scene: Quote: The Whale Pinocchio place: Sora: Pinocchio, stop fooling around! This is no time for games! Before Sora's group could leave... Riku: But, Sora, I thought you liked games. Or are you too cool to play them now that you have the Keyblade? Sora: Riku! Wh-What are you doing here? Riku: Just playing with Pinocchio. Sora: ...YOU CHEATED ON ME?!!! Riku: Wha-? o_O Sora: YOU CHEATED ON ME...WITH A F@#&ING PUPPET?!!! Riku: No I was jus- Sora: YOU SLUT!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *runs off crying* Riku: Sora!! SORA!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! COME BACK HERE!! *runs after him* Director: ...For the love of caplocks... ...someone please tell me...why am I here...is there a meaning to my existance... Donald: Aw phooey, you think that's bad, you should see what they do...IN OWN MY TRAILER!!! *Duck flipping out moment* Pinocchio: Huh? Cheat? What's he mean Daddy? Gepetto: Nothing son... again!! 8th scene: Quote: Scene in Twilight Town (After Sora met up with Riku) Outside of the Small House, Maleficent is standing with Riku. Maleficent: You see? It's just as I told you. While you toiled away trying to find your dear friend, he quite simply replaced you with some new companions. Evidently, now he values them for more than he does you. You're better off without that wretched boy. Now, think no more of him, and come with me. I'll help you find what you're searching for... *reaches down to touch Riku's butt* Riku: AHHHHHH!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH ME!!! *Riku runs into the small house and jumps behind Sora* Sora: Huh?! Riku?! Riku: She's gonna sexually harass me Sora !! Who?!! Maleficent: You infidiel! Can't you see I just want some fun?! I need you! Come here boy!! Sora: *glows into a firey abyss* "You...wanted..touch my boy...well did you?" *angry growl* Maleficent: *sweatdrop* Uh-Oh. Sora: DIE WITH ALL THE POWERS OF HELL B*$#%!!! *makes Maleficent explode with unexplainable powers that came out of absolutely nowhere* Director: Cut!! CUT!! Sora! You just destroyed the bad guy way too early!!! Goofy: Hyunk! Now we don't have to fight her later! Donald: YAY! Sora: No one touches my baby...*growling even more, while Riku was rubbing his cheek against Sora's leg* Riku: *clinging to Sora's leg* Oh my hero...Oh my hero... Director: Agh! Now I have to regenerate her all over again! *Over use of cusing insert here* 9th scene from QueenOfMallets : Quote: Scene at the Bad Guys Lair with Riku, Hook, and Maleficent: The image of Kairi laying down unconscious appeared at the table. Riku: Kairi! Maleficent: Go to her. Your vessel is waiting. Captain Hook appeared. Captain Hook: Just remember, this is no pleasure cruise. It won't be a pleasant voyage. Riku: Why are you doing all this for me? What's the catch? Maleficent: Catch? What catch? Silly boy. You're like a son to me. I only want you to be happy. Maleficent gently touches Riku's face and Riku angrily shoves Maleficent's hand away from his face. Riku: I seriously doubt that. Maleficent: Believe what you wish. But you'll always be my sex toy... Riku: ...What? o_o Maleficent: It may not be a pleasant voyage Riku..but I can make it be pleasant, at least for me...*reaches down for Riku's butt again* Riku: AAAAAAHHHH NOOOO! NO!! *runs for his life out of the studio* Maleficent: You can run but you can't hide boy... Director: WTF?!!! NO!! MALEFICENT! STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING RIKU!! Maleficent: But why not? I never had a boyfriend, and he's so pret- Sora *bursts out from the wall with keyblade in hand* ...Did you touch my boy....well did you? *eyes glow* Maleficent: Oh no...not again! Maleficent tries to run but Sora grabbed Captain Hook, who randomly gained enough strength to throw the Captain at Maleficent's head. Captain Hook: AHHHHHHHH SMEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Meanwhile in the kitchen) Smee: *making a sandwhich* I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver... (Back to our program) Maleficent: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOT THE FACE!! *is smashed to the ground by the Hook* Director: *twitching* Not...again... Sora: *holds his keyblade looking like a knight* Touch Riku again, and I swear to you, you will burst into more than flames when I'm finished killing you... Riku randomly appears besides Sora's leg rubbing his cheek against his thigh. Riku: Oh my hero...my hero... Director: *already banging his head against the broken wall* Why....why did Square ask me to direct...why not Tim Burton? He can handle mentally disturbed actors... 10th scene from QueenOfMallets-actually this One is The Punishing Sora, while Riku wears a leather suit. But I couldn't get that one to open. Quote: Scene after Sora chased Riku in Monstro Later in Chamber 6... Maleficent: *to Riku* Why do you still care about that boy? He has all but deserted you for the Keyblade and his new companions, after all. Riku: I don't care about him. I was just messing with him a little. Maleficent: Oh, really? Of course you were. Beware the darkness in your heart. The Heartless prey upon it. Riku: Mind your own business. Maleficent went through a portal and disappeared. Sora's group chases Pinocchio and then, they saw Riku. Sora: Riku! What's the matter with you? What are you thinking? Don't you realize what you're doing? Riku: I was about to ask you the same thing, Sora. You only seem interested in running around and showing off that Keyblade these days. Do you even want to save Kairi? Sora: ...*whacks Riku with his fist* YOU IDIOT!! IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?!! *imitates Riku* 'Ooooo Sora why don't you save Kairi!' Kairi this, Kairi that, WHOOOOOOOO CARES?! Riku: *bing* Donald: *bing* Goofy: *bing* Director: *bong* Sora: I mean seriously, when are you gonna start to say. 'Sora make love to me' or 'Sora come sleep with me' or 'Sora give me a hi- Riku: *pounces on Sora* GIMMIE LOVE NOW!!! Sora: Took you long enou-*Riku kisses/make out with Sora*-mmmmf! Director: I just don't care anymore!! I'M EATING THIS SCRIPT FOR LUNCH DAMMIT!!! *grabs the script pushes the papers in between two slices of bread and eats it* Aerith: Oh, that can't be healthy. Directoy: SHOVE IT WOMAN!!! *chews on paper* Maleficent: Can I molest Riku now? Donald: No you may not! Goofy: Geeze Maleficent, don't you have anything else to do? Maleficent: No. Goofy: That's so very very sad. Maleficent: I know. Lastly another one from QueenOfMallets: Quote:
Scene where after Sora lands in Neverland:
Sora is separated from Donald Duck and Goofy and is in the pirate ship in Neverland.
Riku: I didn't think you'd come, Sora.
Sora gasps.
Riku: Good to see you again.
Sora: DON'T SNEAK UP BEHIND ME LIKE THAT!! You nearly gave me a heart attack!
Riku: Hmph, well good thing you didn't lose your heart...YET.
Sora: *grumbles* Where's Goofy and Donald?
Riku: Are they that important to you? More important than old friends? Instead of worrying about them, you should be asking...about her.
Riku points to Kairi who is not in good shape. Riku rolled his eyes and went back in front of Kairi
Sora: Kairi!
Riku: Oh screw her, what about me?!
Sora tried to get to punch Riku, Captain Hook's left hook arm blocked his way.
Captain Hook: Not so fast. No shenanigans aboard my vessel, boy.
Sora is surrounded by Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, and the Heartless.
Sora: Riku, is this because I stood up to you on that date?
Riku: Hmph, MAYBE.
Sora: It's not my fault!
Meanwhile the Director was trying to make sure this was all part of the script and slowly realizes they weren't acting.
Director: Oh no...you two didn't get into a fight last night did you?!
Riku: MAYBE
Sora: Riku...I'm sorry! I was sure the Bengals were going to win this time for sure!
Riku: You and your football TV network... You can go see your friends now.
An invisible hatch opens and Sora falls into the Hold.
Riku: *to Captain Hook* If he tries to escape tie him up.
Captain Hook: What are you going to do?
Riku: What every lover would do when they find out their boyfriend decided to ditch you for a freakin football game.
Captain Hook: Uh...Dump him?
Riku: No.
Riku takes out a whip.
Captain Hook: ...
Director: ...
Riku: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to change into my special "Punishing Sora time" leather costume.
Riku licked the top part of the whip and walked off to the costume room.
Director: GAAAHH GEEERR GAAAAH!! *music bursts out for the famous Adam Sandler song* WILL SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE?!! SOME BODY KILL ME PLEEEEASE?! I'M ON MY KNEES!!! PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE KIIIIILL ME!! I WANT TO DIIIIIIE!!! PUT A BULLET TO MY HEEEEAAAAD!!!
Leon: *lifts his eyebrow at the Director* You going to a Mental Institute? There are much more of course. And to those who didn't make it-don't feel bad. It's not because your bad, it's just these ones were better. Well let's begin the vote shall we!!! Mine 1st- Whale Pinnochio Scene -Queen Of Mallets 2nd- End before Riku gets locked -Kupo-tenshi 3rd- Riku wearing the leather costume and going to punish Sora ^__^ Or The Sora complaining about Riku.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:51 pm
*bumps* Come on people vote! I don't think I'm suppose to vote, because I'm one of the participants. But Vote dang it!
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:29 pm
My top three:
1. Sora Chasing Riku in Monstro~QueenOfMallets
2. Before Riku Gets Locked Up in Kingdom Hearts~kupo-tenshi
3. Behind the Scenes~The Whirlwind Lancer
^_____^ <3
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