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 Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:41 pm
Gnat looked from Jerry's ear, to Candace, and back at Jerry's ear. It was getting really, really hard not to just keep laughing.
"Wait, you was havin' sex with a girl an' she DIED?"
And then she buried her face in his shoulder, lost to hysterical giggles.
She should probably move, she reflected distantly. She was probably being insensitive.
"Sorry," she choked between giggles, "S'not funny."
After a moment, she added more seriously, "I think you need t'drink more."
Best advice ever?
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:47 pm
The ring bounced off a wall with a clink, hit the floor, bounced again, rolled, and spun to a stop right in front of the toes of Jordan's boots. He looked down at it with a pained expression. Okay, so this hadn't been a well-thought-through idea. Was his revenge on Melvin worth the embarrassing questions be was probably about to be bombarded with? Probably not, but trying to back out now would be a huge hit to his pride and would mean losing.
Well, if he was going to go down in flames, at lest Melvin had agreed to do the same. Jordan finished his drink in three quick gulps, then bent down to pick up the ring, hesitating only for a moment before putting it on, ignoring Ferros's low, annoyed rumble.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:51 pm
Rep stopped laughing straight away when Jordan put the ring on. Like a dog told that TREAT had been replaced by BATH TIME.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:57 pm
"I think it's his grandmother who died." But that did sound pretty terrible regardless. Death by disappointment over sex, the worst fate of all.
And now Jordan had the ring..
...There was one hilarious question that jumped to the forefront of her mind, one that had Atropos cackling loudly in her head, but a look at Rep and Harrison made her hesitate.
Did she really want to know?
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:57 pm
Ah. A new victim. Another hunter she didn't know - but vaguely remembered from their division meeting.
"Okay, man." She thought about it, biting her lip and considering. Gnat decided to keep with the current theme.
"What's the dirtiest thing you ever done?"
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:58 pm
Tuck immediately buried his face in Candace's hair.
"I am gonna grab that b***h. By her nappy a** weave."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:58 pm
Harrison polished off his drink, and shuffled around for more, giving himself a generous helping.
"Ok," he said, "same question I asked Rep, I guess. There any thing you want to say, while you got the chance?"
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:00 pm
Candace blinked. "Tuck, you don't ******** with a girl's weave. That gets you hurt."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:01 pm
Tuck grunted.
"Even if she deserves it?"
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:02 pm
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:06 pm
Tuck paused and pulled away from Candace just long enough to take a swallow of whatever the ******** it was he was drinking.
"But she's my sister. I think that changes the rules."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:07 pm
"It just means she can hurt you more." Candace answered very matter-of-factly, taking the bottle from Tuck to just drink from it herself before handing it back.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:08 pm
The compulsion to answer and answer truthfully and completely was immediate and irresistible ... but there was room for interpretation in that question. "I took a mud bath on a dare when I was eight," Jordan told Gnat, the corner of his mouth twitching up into a smile. "Got dirt everywhere. I rubbed it into my hair and everything. My parents were pissed, that was sure. Really dirty."
Harrison's question was tougher. There were a lot of things he wanted to say, but not a whole lot that he wanted to say with everyone's attention focused on him; the ring was forcing him to answer, though, and he had no time to think of a way around it. "I would've made the same choices as the other one did if that'd been how it was in this world," he said, and tried not to think about Candace and Jerry being here to hear the admission. "Because it's you. I want you to be happy."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:16 pm
Ask him! It'll be funny!
No. Rep will hit me.
AAAAAAAAAAASK!
Why?!
Jerry got scandalous questions, Harrison and Rep..you can't let Jordan down.
I think he'd prefer--
A shriek in Candace's head had her cursing loudly and rubbing her head.
"Son of a b***h," she hissed. "Atropos wants to know who tops jesus ******** christ that hurt what the hell.."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:17 pm
Gnat pouted, until Candace asked her question.
Then she grinned sort of maniacally.
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