The Corrupt A Wish Game!~

[Stripped Stripes]

wish granted. but you can't use it on anything.

i wish for the good life.  

[Tera Windstar]

Wish granted, but hindsight is 20/20 and it is not as good as you thought it to be.

I wish I had a cart to help me with the yard work.  

[Tera Windstar]

Tera Windstar

Wish granted, but hindsight is 20/20 and it is not as good as you thought it to be.

I wish I had a cart to help me with the yard work.

 

[Condom Maneuver]

❖「時間は誰を待つ...

◐ Wish is granted, but the cart has no wheels.

I wish I have lots of money. ◑

그래서 시간은 소중합니다.」❖

 

[Auntie sindy]

Granted, but you're unable to use it.

I wish I had a time machine.  

[pikachoou]

Granted, but as soon as people discover that you have one, they all try to kill you to get it. Too bad. :(

I wish I could fly.  

[Lady Lilith Mistfang]

Wish granted, but after a few moments you turn into a pigeon then caught and severed as delicacy dish, Squab. Sorry.

I wish I was an animal whisperer.  

[Cognitohazard]

★
Wish granted. They all say mean things to you.

I wish I had an automaton that would sing songs to me.
★

 

[Daypaw]

Granted. It sings only in foreign tongue and couldn't sing on key if anyones life depended on it.

I wish for more wishes.  

[Dorg Endo]

Your wish is granted, but you cannot use the new wishes for yourself.

I wish for levitation!  

[Trixie the Puppy Girl]

Wish granted, but you float out into space.

I wish for a cheese burger.  

[Lady Lilith Mistfang]

Wish granted, but the burger has maggots cooked with the onions.

I wish for telekinesis  

[nerdyroxx]

wish is granted, but you get severe headaches due to too much brain power. XD

i wish i wouldn't get fat even if i ate sweets. :3  

[Auntie sindy]

Granted, but you'll lose all your teeth.

I wish I could be tall.  

[Tera Windstar]

Wish granted you are taller then any one you know, but your are the shortest in your family and they make fun of you for it.

I wish for a great day tomorrow.