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 Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:46 pm
Granted, but upon your completion of it your teacher decides to change the whole project all together and you have to start from scratch.
I wish I was motivated to stick to my workout program.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:08 pm
Granted, but now everyone looks at you funny for having a workout program tape super glued to your head.
I wish that there were more interesting books in the world.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:03 pm
Granted, but now they're so interesting no one wants to make them into movies, so no new movies are ever made.
I wish that Oncaro would stop arguing with people..
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:25 pm
Granted, but now he argues with animals.
I wish all items were free.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:30 am
granted, but they disintegrate 5 minutes after use.
i wish my brother and i didn't look so much alike.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:58 am
Granted but now you look like Frankenstein's bride and he looks like Ashton Kutcher!
I wish I weren't allergic to kitties... crying
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:44 am
Granted, but now you're allergic to all animals.
I wish I was rich.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:01 pm
Granted, but you lose all your friends and family, and will live a life of solitude for eternity.
I wish I didn't love food so much.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:47 pm
Granted, but now you've developed a phobia of food and will eventually starve to death.
I wish I could always hear pleasant music.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:00 am
granted, but even simple conversation comes out in melodies and you can no longer differentiate mad from sad, happy from displeased, and etc... in the tone of people's voices.
i wish for an exciting love life heart
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:45 pm
Granted, but you will never be able to settle down and get married.
I wish for a successful career in nursing
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:48 pm
Granted, but you get stuck cleaning and sponge bathing 600 pound patients every 2 hours.
I wish people like me more. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:18 pm
granted, but they only like you because of the smell of your blood... all of humanity has become vampires and are now lusting over your blood, and your blood alone!
i wish i could meet an angel.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:36 pm
Granted but the angel only visits you for your brother cuz the angel has the hots for him.
I wish I could come up with a good wish.
u mad? =w=
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:26 pm
Granted, but your wish was so good that it imploded on itself because it divided by 0.
I wish homework was not needed.
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