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Oncle Roen

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:52 pm


I want a new opponent.

Mine hasn't posted since the ninth.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:06 pm


I demand Roen gets paired against Schwarz Bruder for a specialty match to compensate for me having to fight Link last year.

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Make it happen.

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Maeste

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:47 pm


I don't know if this goes here or not, but....

I'm worried about my fight with Kenji.

He's got a broken rib, that's punctured -- partially -- his lung. It's not life-threatening as it is, but he's continually trying to continue the fight.

I don't want to continue, because if I do he could end up dying from over-exertion + all the other hits I'd make and land due to his debilitating injury.

If he continues to move, he's going to end up puncturing his lung more and dying from the wound.

I wonder if a death of that nature could fall back on me. If it can, I'd rather the fight be called and judged as it sits. If it can't, I'm going to go ahead and be damned if he dies.

So, basically, what I want is either A.) Fight called, and wait for it to be judged as-is, or B.) To know if it's acceptable to continue, if it could result in him inadvertently dying
PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:47 pm


Question: Will my opponents automatically be favored because I'm playing Noire?

Michael Noire


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:02 pm


QUESTION!

Hi. Ok, thats not a question.


But this is. So I'm on the waiting list, rite? Well, cause I told Vin I probably wouldn't be around. Now things have changed its seemed. I would like to know how this waiting list works. Can I be all "YO MO ******** I'LL FITE CHU!" Or is it in order?
PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:17 pm


Michael Noire
Question: Will my opponents automatically be favored because I'm playing Noire?



No, your opponent will be favored for other reasons.

EDIT: In this fight, I actually will include comments. Even if I'm not judging. Since, y'know, you're not a bad writer or roleplayer...

*struggles to find words*

It's just that some of the s**t you pull breaks suspension of disbelief so much that it's laughable.

Rhoslyn Vernal


Kenji III

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:28 pm


Um... Maeste

I have the final say in how much damage my character takes, bro. Just because you say his lung is punctured and that Kenji is in a lot of pain doesn't mean it is. You're border lining on puppeteering by telling me how my character is reacting to something. I played along with your hallucinogen punch, but I'm not going to let you dictate how much damage my character's received when you let Van STAND and MOVE around in Kenji's fire for a few seconds. I even stated it would sear off the skin to the bone, yet you get out of it with a few "cosmetic" wounds. I didn't feel like saying anything because the judges have s**t ton on their plate, but here you are telling me Kenji's going to die now. I stated Van's attack only fractured his rib.

He can still go on fighting.

Van on the other hand is a-okay after standing in a stream of fire for a few seconds and was able to "brush" it off with his hands as if it was sparks from a firecracker.

I'm not asking for a judge ruling. I'm just letting you know the rib is fractured. It is NOT stabbing into his lung ready to kill him.

Thank you.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:46 pm


Kenji III
I have the final say in how much damage my character takes, bro. Just because you say his lung is punctured and that Kenji is in a lot of pain doesn't mean it is. You're border lining on puppeteering by telling me how my character is reacting to something. I played along with your hallucinogen punch, but I'm not going to let you dictate how much damage my character's received when you let Van STAND and MOVE around in Kenji's fire for a few seconds. I even stated it would sear off the skin to the bone, yet you get out of it with a few "cosmetic" wounds. I didn't feel like saying anything because the judges have s**t ton on their plate, but here you are telling me Kenji's going to die now. I stated Van's attack only fractured his rib.


>rebuttal to opponent's bitching about Kenji's low damage taken
>proceeding to b***h about Van's low damage taken

Derp.

Kazyan


Michael Noire

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:47 pm


Rhoslyn Vernal
HEY SOAK READ ME

Quote:
And her right leg? Well, it's knee would be pulled up as had as she could manage...Right into the man's groin area.


Michael Noire
The silk clad tournament participant duly noted Hoshiko's resistance to the armbar and her generally oblivious acknowledgment to the impending DOOM that awaited. As she resisted with full focus on grabbing the back of his head, his knife hand accelerated... MARTIAL ARTS WOOWOO. An unprotected target on the receiving end of an attack like this would likely experience several shattered ribs damaged organs and severe internal bleeding....


At no point does he even seem to notice this attack or defend against it.

My ruling? Noire is either a total eunuch, has a pain resistance that was not stated in any way in his profile, or basically nothing he does at any time past the truck-force knee to the nuts works. At all. Whatsoever.

Either way, he just took one ******** of a hit to the general nutsack area.


Michael Noire
The man hadn't spent much time striking inanimate objects for the technique he was practicing on her, as his primary medium had been turbulent waters at high velocities, much more similar to industrial water jet cutters than "bricks", but that really didn't matter at this point. His focus needed to be divided if he was going to cope with this woman's ludicrous strength. She was precisely where he wanted her, in a close connection with a relatively unmoving wrist in a position uniquely recognizable due to its proximity to his neck. Tendon manipulation had long since been one of his more idiosyncratic tactics, but the real drawback was getting close enough to the uke's limbs to act properly. His own opposite arm shifted rapidly along her own and found the sweat spot, his thumb pressing between the knuckles of her pinky and her ring finger, the rest of his hand wrapped around her palm, and leaning in and to the right his own head passing by hers as he took the force of her assault into a tenkan twist stepping forward and rotating 180 degrees backward, manipulating her body with her own hyper-extended tendons like a marionette. The real question was, how does a one armed woman break fall?



...I'm not even going to pretend this makes anything resembling sense. If it was entirely my choice, this post is totally invalid for many reasons, the simplest of which are "severe bruising to his hip", "it's hard to step into someone and spin when they have a hold of the back of your head and are bear-hugging you", and, of course "unless there is nothing between your legs, you just got turned into a woman."

So, my Ruling: He needs to rewrite this post, and accept the fact that a very powerful woman with explicit super strength who is very angry and using all of her force just ******** devastated his nuts.


For the record:


profile excerpt
In particular, he has developed custom variations of the Iron Palm technique and the Impulse Break, and has been known to shift the frame of reference from himself to the incoming attack and cause otherwise stable objects to crack, burst, or explode. While his motions and joint manipulations resemble a hybrid of Yoshinkan-Aikido and Chin-Na, the actual visual effect more closely resembles Hokuto Shinken.
...
It is unclear precisely what Noire attained in terms of wisdom or philosophical attainment in his quest for enlightenment, however it is quite clear he has familiarity with the yogic perfections,


perfections of yoga:
http://www.messagefrommasters.com/bhagavadgita/mysticyogauddhavagita.htm

Quote:
The ten secondary mystic perfections arising from the modes of nature are the powers of freeing oneself from hunger and thirst and other bodily disturbances, hearing and seeing things far away (...etc.)


Hokuto Shinken:
(北斗神拳, commonly translated as the Divine Fist of the North Star)


I have done nothing inconsistent with my profile other than missing the whole attack to the crotch, which in my haste, I admit I read as the original attack that hit the hip bone. That's my bad, I usually think of Noire as a eunuch, I'm really not doing justice to the character.

The water thing though, that needs to be explained, clearly, because it's causing problems people aren't able to interpret. Noire's main training technique was high impact water, through high speeds, such as ridiculous altitude dives and strikes. Clearly saying the character's combat style looks like Fist of the North Star didn't get translated.The faster you hit water, the harder it hits back. The higher you dive, the harder the water hits. Belly flop and it hits all over the place. High enough and it's like jumping off a cliff or being in a car accident.
We don't need to go into the mythology of How Noire figured out how to survive these impacts and speeds, we merely need to process that he can.

So when he's being attacked with most blunt impacts, such as a knee or fist or slap, it's like swimming to him. I apologize if this "brick-like" ability wasn't communicated, and I will respectfully adjust accordingly, and can withdraw if problematic.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:49 pm


Card accidents are horrific.

Cue gold card.

o ReaverQueen o

Phantom


Kenji III

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:52 pm


Neither one of us are complaining, Kaz.

I'm just trying to state to him clearly that Kenji is not down for the count, and that him calling for the judges based on what HE thinks is happening vs. what's actually happening is sorta... insane.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:54 pm


Old Man KB
Card accidents are horrific.

Cue gold card.


Thanks KB. Tournaments are priceless. For everything else there's you.

Michael Noire


Rhoslyn Vernal

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:04 pm


As a fighter, it is your job to make your profile as clear as possible. As Judges, it's our job to eliminate as much clutter and promote as much clarity as possible while seeing if your character is too powerful or not.

I don't know who passed your profile, but it was not me. I have nothing in particular against you, but your profile was filled with so much information that was entirely irrelevant to what we were looking for and so utterly vague on what we were that there was basically no way I would have let it in without a long conversation about it.

Hell, I even read that specific section and my thoughts were more or less as follows:

Quote:
In particular, he has developed custom variations of the Iron Palm technique and the Impulse Break, and has been known to shift the frame of reference from himself to the incoming attack and cause otherwise stable objects to crack, burst, or explode.

Quote:
. While his motions and joint manipulations resemble a hybrid of Yoshinkan-Aikido and Chin-Na, the actual visual effect more closely resembles Hokuto Shinken.


"Sounds like masturbation over fighting style like half the other profiles going on about their MYSTICAL AY-JUDO-KUN-WHATZO style. So like, maybe a +1 to all attacks?"

Quote:
It is unclear precisely what Noire attained in terms of wisdom or philosophical attainment in his quest for enlightenment, however it is quite clear he has familiarity with the yogic perfections


"He knows yoga and philosophy, so I guess that mean's he's flexible and smart. Good to know, I guess."

Quote:
The ten secondary mystic perfections arising from the modes of nature are the powers of freeing oneself from hunger and thirst and other bodily disturbances, hearing and seeing things far away


"So, he can be all like those skinny ******** who go on year-long hunger fasts. I don't see what the balls this has to do with anything, aside from character wank."
PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:20 pm


Quote:
Hokuto Shinken:
(北斗神拳, commonly translated as the Divine Fist of the North Star)


HAELSTROM FIST HAS JOINED THE FRAY.

Hokuto Shinken.

Hokuto ******** Shinken.

Kenshiro practices it.

Let me demonstrate what it's done for him for the judges and their convenience, ala:

Feats of Strength
Feats of Speed 1
Feats of Speed 2
Feats of Durability 1
Feats of Durability 2

Or for absolute ease,

Kenshiro versus Tank

This alone could be what his character's capable of, and it'd be s**t-ton broken to the nines.

The Haelstrom Fist


Michael Noire

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:20 pm


its all about vernacular really. Some people say chakra and people tihng Naruto's term for MP. Others think glowing dots of color along the spine. Kenji told me to join this tournament and I heard Ertai was in it.
I submitted accordingly. Basically though, a lot of Noire's core abilities are broken, but I did specifically refuse to use ones even I thought were over the top, like the Vampire hunter D wormhole effect, and the thought-swift teleport like movement. Since the tournament disqualifies killing, I figured most of the 'fist of the northstar' style stuff would be inadmissible by default. I left the sword out too.

I just don't understand how you guys can get giants and dragons and fireballs and vampires, and not kill each other. Wait... how many have died already?
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