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 Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:47 pm
Magical Shovel GraveRobber: Ohhh~ You touch my tra la la~ Pavi: I-a wear thongs Everyone: .... Nathan: What kind? Everyone: ... Shilo: My father... IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. -Rofls- Atleast I have a dirty hobo to screw. Nathan: WHAT!? Shilo doesn't deserve Graverobber/dirty hobo! But she does deserve this....*Sharpens cleaver and walks in the direction of Shilo's house whistling a very happy tune*
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:02 pm
Nathan to Shiloh: "I never loved your mother."
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:53 pm
Nathan: Who is this Marni you speak off?
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:35 pm
Grave robber: I'm going to rehab!
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:45 pm
Speaking of Rehab....
Amber: They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said 'No, no, no.' I ain't got the time and GraveRobber thinks I'm fine.
Luigi: I'm telling!
Pavi: I am clearly more efficient and intelligent than my siblings. Since I, Paviche Largo, dumb myself down to their manners.
Amber: Wait... What?
Luigi: -Onslaught of swears.-
Pavi: Point taken.
Rotti: One for the money and two for the show, three to get ready and here we go! Let's rock! -In Elvis garb.-
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:30 pm
Luigi: Hey guys1 I got a kitten!~holds out kitten~
Pavi: A-sister, hide-a the knives.
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:14 pm
Pavi: -Runs around with fairy wings on.- I'm-a pretty! I'm-a pretty!
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:20 pm
Shilo: Screw me, Graverobber.
Pavi: (to GENterns) Girls! Girls! If-a you have no respect for yourself, how-a can a man respect-a you?
Luigi: Caffeine stunts your growth, Pavi. You gotta be careful with that stuff.
Nathan: Shilo, you're 17. You should start dating. I think that polite young man with the needles is suitable.
Amber: Don't ******** touch me, GraveRobber!
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:40 pm
Blind Mag: *singing* Don't look back 'til you're free to chase the morning...
Shilo: BUT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE MORNING CHASES YOU! OHOHO!
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:43 pm
EvFaerAshlynn Blind Mag: *singing* Don't look back 'til you're free to chase the morning...
Shilo: BUT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE MORNING CHASES YOU! OHOHO!
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:56 am
Your Butt Is Showing Nathan: Shilo, you're 17. You should start dating. I think that polite young man with the needles is suitable. Epic
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:15 am
Magical Shovel Nathan: Marni? Pfft. I'm over that chick. Shilo: DAD! Nathan: What? It's true. Shilo: ... -Holds up picture of Marni.- Nathan: MARNIIIIII. -Sobs and runs away.- Shilo: ... -On computer one day. It crashes.- Computer: Didn't I get you internet, didn't I?! Shilo: ... You did, you did. Computer: Didn't I stand through porn called "Marni", didn't I?! Shilo: eek WHAT!? DAAAAD! More epicness! xD StickeyNoteninja i remember...
Pavi:
I'm a sweet tranvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania, haha!
rofl
i dismember... xDDD Haha, so much win right there. Magical Shovel GraveRobber: Drug market, sleaze market; Sometimes I wish I got a real job! Blood market, ******** this market, Sometimes I wish I were a pediatriciaaaaaaan! Luigi: And it's so easy when you're evil. I do all for free, because your tears are all the pay I ever need! ((From Voltaire's 'When You're Evil' xD)) Pavi: That is-a so kinky, Brother... Luigi: Wait, I don't get paid!? ******** THAT! Amber: Ha haaaaa~ -Faces falls off.- Audience: That was so Mike-o. {{M'sorry. R.I.P. Michael Jackson, King of Pop. D: }} Nathan: Bring it on you cheap imposter! Diver In Suit: ...Ftw Nathan: No one wears cool Repo suits like me! Repo Cadets: ... We learn murder by watching CSI. Pavi: Und ein, zwei, drei.. Und ein, zwei drei.. -Waltzes.- Luigi: O.O POP! PAVI'S SPEAKING IN ANOTHER ******** LANGUAGE THAT ISN'T EVEN ******** ITALIAN OR ******** ENLISH! SPEAK ENGLISH! ENGLISH. E-N-G-L-I-S-H! =O So much win in one post. <3 sqwarriorempress Nathan: Now go and change the world for me...Shilo:-drops Nathan-
That's real nice dad! Real nice! First you keep me locked up for my whole life,causing me to have NO social skills except for talking to a drug dealing graverobber TWICE, no money or inheritance, then you tell me to go out and change the world for you! Well, f*** you, Dad! By the way I always hated the idea you gave me of Marni! Aha xD Love it. Magical Shovel TanyaDawn- THAT. WAS. PRICELESS. xD Everyone else- Thank-a you! -Bows.- - ~ - Pavi: Can I get a witness tonight? To be by my side and crucify my mind? (... Pavi singing a part of OhGr's song, "Witness") Rotti: The internet is for porn! Pavi: For-a porn! Mag: -Apalled.- GraveRobber: Guess what? Shilo: What? GraveRobber: I rob raves... and stuff. Shilo: What kind of stuff? GraveRobber: Your cherry. -A Magical Shovels hops up to Shilo.- Shovel: Now Shilo... Who would you really want to be with? Shilo: Uh, I don't know. Shovel: Your father who's twice your age and which is considered incest. Nathan: I LOVE YOU MARRRRNIIII- I mean SHILOOOOOO. -Flail.- Shovel: A fat ***** who thinks you look like Marni. Rotti: Oh ho ho! Shovel: Or a dirty, dirty, drug dealing, rainbow coloured hobo! GraveRobber: Yo. Want some Z? Shovel: Orrrr a blind *****: Shilo, can you come here please? I still have candy. Shilo: ... CHROMAGGIA, I WOULD RATHER BE- DEAD. -Stabs self.- Shovel: Oh wait, I forgot to tell her about the druggie, the effeminate flamboyant one, and the angry one... o_o I think I love you.
So much win! EvFaerAshlynn I'm feeling musical right now, excuse the WTFery.
Luigi: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and GAY!
Pavi: What's-a that? Gay, you-a say? BANG-A ME, BRO.
Amber: I'LL GO GET THE CAMERA!!
Rotti: Oh great. My sons are going to star in a gay porno. I'm gonna go die of shame now.
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Nathan: *bursts into Shilo's room* YOU!!
Shilo: What, Daddy?
Nathan: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!
Shilo: Dad, did you take your meds?
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Graverobber: (while floating in the air above all his little druggie minions) You never call me when you're soberrrrrr~
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Random person who fell behind on payments: *drops dead*
Nathan: *closes Death Note* Just as planned... More win.
Evanescence lyrics give it a little extra win too. xD EvFaerAshlynn Rotti (to Nathan): F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and meeeee~ N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue seeeeeeeea~
Nathan: *putting on Repo Man mask* F is for FIRES that BURN DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, U is for uranium... BOMBS. N is for NO SURVIIIIIIVORS, WHEN YOU---
Rotti: Nathan!
Shilo: Dad...? Mr. Largo...? You guys... watch... Spongebob...? Win, flat out win. No other word for it.
This's what happens when I'm tired yet have nothing to do- I look through the entire thread picking out the ones that I like. xD
I should get some sleep now I think.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:32 pm
EvFaerAshlynn Blind Mag: *singing* Don't look back 'til you're free to chase the morning...
Shilo: BUT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE MORNING CHASES YOU! OHOHO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:42 pm
EvFaerAshlynn Rotti (to Nathan): F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and meeeee~ N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue seeeeeeeea~
Nathan: *putting on Repo Man mask* F is for FIRES that BURN DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, U is for uranium... BOMBS. N is for NO SURVIIIIIIVORS, WHEN YOU---
Rotti: Nathan!
Shilo: Dad...? Mr. Largo...? You guys... watch... Spongebob...? O.o I just realized how dirty this song is... F is for "friends" that "do stuff" togehter... xD WIN
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:24 pm
Luigi would never sing happy birthday to me and present me with a home made cake. I might be okay with this, the cake might have a knife in it or something.
lols
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