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 Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:02 am
Zukospersonalperv Nenianos I always think Clarinet players to be shy and girly. shy and girly? please, i play the clarinet and im the biggest tomboy and loud mouth ever, that would be the flutes your describing Hey I'm a flute player and I'm one of the loudest person and I'm not a tomboy but i'm not girly either I'm not even in between I'm actually none. Yeah are band clarinet:shy on instrument,loud in person.(well at least gennivieve) flutes:Random(well at least me nancy) saxaphones:Idk Trumpets:Loud well on instrument and the others I don't know how to describe
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:04 am
Stay Sane Inside Insanity Flute: Girls who whine about holding a 3 pound instrument upright. Clarinet: They're just like their instruments, they're really quiet. Saxophone: Sometimes, pot-heads, sometimes drunks, sometimes normal. French horn: People who just switched instruments. Oboe: Pot-heads/Smokers Trumpet: Pretty normal, for the most part. Trombone: Loud instruments, quiet people. Tuba: Tuba. Enough said. Percussionist: A bunch of dicks, who think they're better than everyone else, and think they're cool, but they can't even read music. trying not to start drama but i'm a flute player and I do not whine about holding a 3 pound instrument my friend kayla did and she switched to baritone why I don't know.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:06 am
oh yeah and our trombone player likes to climb on things thats not a sterotype i was just like mentioning it
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:37 am
Contrary to popular opinion I think of tuba players as tall, skinny, and weigh less than their Tuba......
Which is true in my case because last year i had a kid in my class who played the tuba and he was skinny and me and my friend called him Tuba Boy. xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:03 pm
bloodyflutist Stay Sane Inside Insanity Flute: Girls who whine about holding a 3 pound instrument upright. Clarinet: They're just like their instruments, they're really quiet. Saxophone: Sometimes, pot-heads, sometimes drunks, sometimes normal. French horn: People who just switched instruments. Oboe: Pot-heads/Smokers Trumpet: Pretty normal, for the most part. Trombone: Loud instruments, quiet people. Tuba: Tuba. Enough said. Percussionist: A bunch of dicks, who think they're better than everyone else, and think they're cool, but they can't even read music. trying not to start drama but i'm a flute player and I do not whine about holding a 3 pound instrument my friend kayla did and she switched to baritone why I don't know. It's not that it's, it's really awkward to hold for a long period of time. I march tuba and flute, and i think flute takes more of a toll on my arms the my tuba
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:22 pm
what about us people who play two insturments? I play Clarinet and Saxophone...
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:19 pm
the phantom vampress here is the story of my band: pecussion:cocky,confusable and funny trumpet:COCKY sax:play too loud and dont stop at cutoff flute:preps who talk a lot clarinets:quiet but funny low woodwind and brass(me):fun, klutzy good players trombones:annoying bass guitar:cool but annoying LMFAO i play the flute and basically ... you got it right. lol. except im my band the clarinets r geeks. lol. but they r cool. (sometimes)
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:40 pm
What about accordionists?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:27 am
this thread made me scream
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:38 pm
technogirl95 Here's what people in my band are like. Flutes-Really random dorks who argue with the BD and make no sense. Usually have really bad attitude problems. Are divising an evil plan to rule the world by being so weird that everyone listens because they are afraid that the flutes will go pshyco on them. Bloodyflutist is using joker to get your attention Yup thats me!
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:49 pm
Vampyre Slayer69 Here they are: Flutes: Giggly girls (or if they're guys, they're quiet and emo or gay) Clarinets: Really shy, but put a group of them together, and they act as if they have an endless sugar rush... Trumpets: Loud and obnoxious Saxophones: Talkative, but only among themselves. Like a clique, they all seem to have the same opinion and speak in unison. It's really creepy. Trombones: Either perverted and loud, or quiet, smart and antisocial Tubas: Usually I associate them with husky guys with beards Percussion: Lazy, zone out and lose their spot in the music a lot Double Reed: Nerdy, never go outside. Stay in all day and make reeds French Horns: No one outside of them can ever tell what they're thinking... I took surveys of people in and outside band for this a while back. Half the people outside band asked, "What's a doubt reed" or "What's an F Horn?" (that's what I call French Horns) I love the double reed XD I play bassoon. And i hate how nobody really knows what it is. Do you know how hard it is to describe it to someone whos never seen one?! stare
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:57 pm
candy!x0x0 this made me laugh I found it online Bassoon Player: makes marks on the wall when trying to clear short buildings is run over by a locomotive can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury dog-paddles talks to animals DD hahaha cracks me up.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:50 pm
Inferno Baenre bloodyflutist Stay Sane Inside Insanity Flute: Girls who whine about holding a 3 pound instrument upright. Clarinet: They're just like their instruments, they're really quiet. Saxophone: Sometimes, pot-heads, sometimes drunks, sometimes normal. French horn: People who just switched instruments. Oboe: Pot-heads/Smokers Trumpet: Pretty normal, for the most part. Trombone: Loud instruments, quiet people. Tuba: Tuba. Enough said. Percussionist: A bunch of dicks, who think they're better than everyone else, and think they're cool, but they can't even read music. trying not to start drama but i'm a flute player and I do not whine about holding a 3 pound instrument my friend kayla did and she switched to baritone why I don't know. It's not that it's, it's really awkward to hold for a long period of time. I march tuba and flute, and i think flute takes more of a toll on my arms the my tuba ^ Agreeing with the awkward positioning. It puts a lot of strain on your arm after holding it upright for a long period of time. Marching band, sea cadets, I know this from experience. We were playing Heart of Oak, then transitioning into Army of the Nile after. Maple Leaf Forever + Heart of Oak + Colonel Bogey + Army of the Nile + Voice of the Guns = Approximately 20-25 Minutes of Non-stop playing.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:58 pm
In my marching band (The greatest marching band ever. We will rule the Earth one day)
Drum Majors: Sweethearts, fun to hang around with but when we're at set they go all serious on our @sses
Flutes and Piccolos: Shy, pretty girly, don't play as loud as they should
Clarinets: The section leaders a b***h, only one guy in the section, all the girls talk about condoms, v@gin@s, tampons, other girl stuff
Drumline: LOUD, have the most coolest percussion breaks that make me wanna dance when i'm suppose to march
Pit: Think they're the most awesomess people alive
Mellophones: Awesome people, very serious about marching band, sometimes annoy me cause they're a tinsy bit perfectionest
Trombones: Pretty quiet, two of the seniors act like they're in a relationship and go all gay on eachother (it's awesome!)
Trumpets: LOUD!!!!!! with a capital L when we're rehersing in the band room, awesome people, can't march 12 hold 4 when the rest of us march 16
Euphoniums: Don't talk a lot, pretty quiet
Tubas: The section leader and senior are serious while the others are lazy
Bass Clarinets: The nicest people you'll ever meet, I love them!
Color Guard: Very girly, can't march really huge steps
Baritone Saxophones: Both some of the coolest weirdos to ever walk this planet
Tenor Saxophones: The section leaders awesome (Love her!) and the other one's a spazz (I LOVE YOU SPAZZMUFFIN!!!!!!)
Alto Saxophones: THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE PUT BAND IN BAND!!! ARE THE BESTESTESTEST!!!!!!!! No two people are alike. We're very mixed. It's like a cake. Very different ingrediants that come together and make something totally delicious. We are the cream in the Oreo the frosting on a cupcake (Hahaha...cupcake mix. But that's a different story). The cheese in the macaroni and cheese. Bottom line.....WE ROCK!!!!! (You can tell what I play)
Band Director: Weird, one of a kind, has a fettish for Beyonce, sometimes we wanna kill him, but all around one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet
The Whole Marching Band: Perverted, love doing bouncies, we get into the Liza Jane dance, act bi and gay, but we are the greatest ever. We WILL take over the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I love all you guys! *hugs*
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:32 pm
woodwinds: the more quiet & relaxed ones
brass: the loud & crazy ones
flute-blonde skinny female
clarinet-shy quiet nerd
trumpet-loud pervert
trombone-crazy perverts
percussion-pimps
tuba-kinda fat white nerds
saxophone(of any kind): smart normals
eh, that what comes to mind when i think of instrument stereotypes, but not too many of those apply to my band class
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