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 Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:05 pm
hee hee here's one I just heard
NOTICE: slightly dirty aka pg-13
So, two shipwreck surviviors get to an island, and are immediately surrounded by the native tribe. They get locked up for a bit while the tribe tries to figure out waht to do with them.
The chief comes back and says "Well, you trespassers, trespassers can choose bangabanga, and then be set free with a boat, or they can choose death."
The First survivor thought 'I have a family, a good job, and am enjoying life too much' then says "I choose bangabanga."
The tribe cheers and they let him out. as it turned out, bangabanga was having the entire tribe butt rape you and then you get to go. They took him over a hill so the other survivor couldn't see him, but he heard his cries as he was being raped.
'I'm not choosing bangabanga' he thinks.
When they come back the other man is obviously in pain as he walks away to the beach with some tribesmen so that he could leave. The chief turns to the second man and says, "So, do you choose death or bangabanga?"
The man replies, "I choose death"
The tribes people cheer even louder than earlier and scream, "Death by bangabanga!!!!"
I luffles that joke now ^_^
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:36 pm
Ok, here's one:
A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says, " what is this, a joke?"
pirate
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:45 pm
not sure if anyone posted this one, but oh well.
How do you confuse a blonde?
put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner.
how does a blonde confuse you?
she comes out and tells you she found one.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:52 pm
okay... here's a joke.
it's implied over pg-13, just as a slight warning.
so, a man walks into a bar, holding a twelve-inch high piano playing guy in his hand. he sets the guy down, the guy starts playing, and someone sees the two.
so the person comes up and says, "hey, where did you get that piano man?"
and the response he gets is, "oh. there's a genie down the corner if you take three rights than a left."
so the other guy is very happy, and skips down to the genie.
he comes back a few minutes later, very dissapointed.
"i asked for a million bucks, and that dumb genie gave me a million DUCKS!"
so the other guy says, "yeah, i know. do you think i wished for a 12 inch long pianist?"
....it took me so long to get that joke. XD
i tend not to put two and two together. XP
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:21 pm
It's EVIL! xP lol, sorreh, it's funny to some people x)
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:39 pm
lol, sorreh, it's funny to some people x)omg......... it was frustrating..... but funny
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:50 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:15 pm
It took me three minutes to get that...
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:25 pm
It took me three minutes to get that... took me a couple, too. I got frustrated, I kept clicking and slowly I thought, "Wait....could it be...?" Then I felt mad at myself for...yeah. xD
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:25 pm
lol, sorreh, it's funny to some people x) xP Don't get me worng, it was amusing, but I went to at least eight pages before it clicked. xP
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:39 pm
a man runs into a doctor office and shouts: DOCTOR!!! i only have 30 second to live!!!!!!!
so the doctor say: ok, i'll be with you in a minute.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:56 am
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