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General Tso
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:31 pm


*Tso, due to the absolutely inhumane lengths of time Marching Band Buses go without bathroom breaks, holds it in. However, as more of the liquid is injected he gets a slightly strained look on his face*

"Oh, sweet bejeezes!!! ... I knew I shouldn't have had that last soda with lunch"
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:33 pm


wow you guys are mean to Tso... *stares then points and laughs* but it's mighty funny!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:33 pm


"Karazuma would you like some water?" He pulls out of his napsack two jugs of water, all swishing around, 3/4 full. "hmm?"
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:34 pm


"Kariou... you are a monster!"

*Tso's beard twitches as he wonders if they'll go away if he fakes it*

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:36 pm


*sits and waits for Tso to pee himself*
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:37 pm


"Umm I dunno who's gonna clean up the mess afterward, I already got a bunch of stains in the observation room, oh I suppose we could hire a janitor."
-Karazuma walks up to Tso eyes gleaming and unscrews one of the caps on the jug...-
"I..I just can't, its so cruel."

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:37 pm


"Im sorry Tso, I forgot about you, here, have a nice 80oz soda that came directly from QuickChek. Its Prune flavored." He puts a large 80oz jug in Tso's face.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:39 pm


*opens Tso's mouth and puts the soda down his throat* there... now hurry up and pee already!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:41 pm


"Uhh... Karazuma, press the blue button... I think he will really go."
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:43 pm


-Quickly presses the blue button.-
"I hope this thing doesnt make him pee all over the place."

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:49 pm


*Tso explodes. And when I say explodes I'm not talking he wets himself violently. Every orifice of his body literally shoots out liquid, some blue, some purple and some (Which conveniently seems to land mostly on Kariou) is a sickly yellow color. Tso falls to the floor, looking close to mummified and somewhat horrified. The room, and all its occupants are covered with mixtures of things that should never... EVER... be mixed*
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:51 pm


OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *tries to recesitate Tso with no luck* what do we do now?!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:53 pm


*gasps for breath*

"Medic!"
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:57 pm


*attempts to help him... begins to check him over for internal injuries*

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:58 pm


Kariou gets a medikit, and pops a hydration pill in him, it quickly rehydrates his body, and his fluids, but still, will leave him weak due to his body needing to get used to the new fluids... "Tso you ok?"
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