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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:24 am


Why is that Bot so freakish?!?!
gonk
PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:25 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
whee Here it is. See? Freaky... 0.o;;

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:30] Hi!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:29] This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:30] ..........umn....ok....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:29] You will have a long and boring life.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:31] 0_o;......most likely....well I wanted to say sumthin.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:30] You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:32] O_o;;.......are you insane?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:31] Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:32] O_O;;....*backs away slowly*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:32] If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:33] O-O;;......you frighten me....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:32] Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:34] O-o;;.......very much so....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:33] If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:34] gonk When did we start talking about oatmeal?!?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:34] You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:35] eek gonk I KNEW IT!!! THE CORN IS COMING FOR US ALL!!!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:34] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:35] gonk YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THEM?!?!?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:35] Accent on helpful side of your nature. Drain the moat.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:36] eek ....drown them?....hmmm....

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:35] While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:39] O-O!!! gonk THE CORN WANTS TO KILL US AAAALL!!! IT WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! gonk

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:39] You will be awarded some great honor.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:40] gonk THAT DOESN'T HELP THE CURRENT SITUATION!!!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:39] You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:42] emo You confuse me with your freaky predictions...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:41] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:42] gonk crying STOP THAAAAT!!!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:42] Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:43] eek .....*is disturbed*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:42] You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:49] emo So I try to take other's advise, what about it huh?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:48] You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:50] gonk What?! Now your setting curses on me or something?!?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:49] The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel

AshoftheMidnightRose: [9:51] o___o;;........goodbye now.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:51] You will triumph over your enemy.

xD And my very leaving is that triumph!


I love the sentence coincidence from the oatmeal part.XD

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:54 pm


xd The grave yard up the hill from our house has some sassafras growing in it. My sister and I like to make sassafras tea homemade. So we pick our own down in the woods! xd Well anyway. One day Shiro decided to go get some from the grave yard!! rofl

Shiro: *walks past the neighbor's house heading for the grave yard carrying a shovel*
Mary: O_O;;..... ___?
Shiro: *waves with the shovel grinning innocently* HI!! mrgreen *hikes up the hill*
Mary: O-O;;......*squeaks and runs inside*

xD!!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:17 am


AshoftheMidnightRose
xd The grave yard up the hill from our house has some sassafras growing in it. My sister and I like to make sassafras tea homemade. So we pick our own down in the woods! xd Well anyway. One day Shiro decided to go get some from the grave yard!! rofl

Shiro: *walks past the neighbor's house heading for the grave yard carrying a shovel*
Jamie: O_O;;..... ___?
Shiro: *waves with the shovel grinning innocently* HI!! mrgreen *hikes up the hill*
Jamie: O-O;;......*squeaks and runs inside*

xD!!!!!!!!!


XD Shiro pwns.

Me: See? It's good to tell how you feel about people.
Jelleh: Yea, but there's one person I won't tell. It's a bit of a crush, plus there's an age gap and a big distance. And it's on again, off again too.
Me:Well, then just tell them "Hey, sometimes I like you, sometimes I don't. Thought you should know."
Jelleh:K
Jelleh:Hey, sometimes I like you, sometimes I don't. Thought you should know.
Me: Yea, just like that.
Jelleh: 8/
Me: Wait.
Me: Oh, duh. *facepalm* I'm an idiot XD
Jelleh: 8P

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:39 am


Arionis Chambers
AshoftheMidnightRose
xd The grave yard up the hill from our house has some sassafras growing in it. My sister and I like to make sassafras tea homemade. So we pick our own down in the woods! xd Well anyway. One day Shiro decided to go get some from the grave yard!! rofl

Shiro: *walks past the neighbor's house heading for the grave yard carrying a shovel*
Jamie: O_O;;..... ___?
Shiro: *waves with the shovel grinning innocently* HI!! mrgreen *hikes up the hill*
Jamie: O-O;;......*squeaks and runs inside*

xD!!!!!!!!!


XD Shiro pwns.

Me: See? It's good to tell how you feel about people.
Jelleh: Yea, but there's one person I won't tell. It's a bit of a crush, plus there's an age gap and a big distance. And it's on again, off again too.
Me:Well, then just tell them "Hey, sometimes I like you, sometimes I don't. Thought you should know."
Jelleh:K
Jelleh:Hey, sometimes I like you, sometimes I don't. Thought you should know.
Me: Yea, just like that.
Jelleh: 8/
Me: Wait.
Me: Oh, duh. *facepalm* I'm an idiot XD
Jelleh: 8P


>-xD!!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:40 pm


Okay, so here's the back story:
As you all know I took a trip to D.C. which took many hours by car. In my van were Ken-chan, Chi-chan, Bri, Guy Friend, and I (plus a teacher). So, Guy Friend wanted some jerky which was in his bag in the very back of the van. In order to reach his bag he had to lean over me and Ken-chan. While he was doing this, his wallet was sticking out of his back pocket, so Ken-chan stole it, passed it to Chi-chan, who then passed it to Bri. He demanded we give back his wallet, but we didn't until he said he had over $100 in it. What he didn't know is that Bri kept most of the money when she gave back the wallet.
So, when we stopped at a gas station he went in to buy a drink, but was angered to find out most of his money was missing and thus the funny conversation.

Guy Friend: *angrily walks out of gas station* evil

Bri: *sitting in van minding her own business*

Guy Friend: *slams open van door* GIMMIE MY MONEY!! scream

Bri: *hands over money*

Guy Friend: *stands there counting money* mad

Another Guy on the Trip: *sees the whole thing* Dang, you're a pimp.

And for the rest of the trip, he was our pimp.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:53 pm


Umexchan
Okay, so here's the back story:
As you all know I took a trip to D.C. which took many hours by car. In my van were Ken-chan, Chi-chan, Bri, Guy Friend, and I (plus a teacher). So, Guy Friend wanted some jerky which was in his bag in the very back of the van. In order to reach his bag he had to lean over me and Ken-chan. While he was doing this, his wallet was sticking out of his back pocket, so Ken-chan stole it, passed it to Chi-chan, who then passed it to Bri. He demanded we give back his wallet, but we didn't until he said he had over $100 in it. What he didn't know is that Bri kept most of the money when she gave back the wallet.
So, when we stopped at a gas station he went in to buy a drink, but was angered to find out most of his money was missing and thus the funny conversation.

Guy Friend: *angrily walks out of gas station* evil

Bri: *sitting in van minding her own business*

Guy Friend: *slams open van door* GIMMIE MY MONEY!! scream

Bri: *hands over money*

Guy Friend: *stands there counting money* mad

Another Guy on the Trip: *sees the whole thing* Dang, you're a pimp.

And for the rest of the trip, he was our pimp.

xD 10!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:14 am


Umexchan
Okay, so here's the back story:
As you all know I took a trip to D.C. which took many hours by car. In my van were Ken-chan, Chi-chan, Bri, Guy Friend, and I (plus a teacher). So, Guy Friend wanted some jerky which was in his bag in the very back of the van. In order to reach his bag he had to lean over me and Ken-chan. While he was doing this, his wallet was sticking out of his back pocket, so Ken-chan stole it, passed it to Chi-chan, who then passed it to Bri. He demanded we give back his wallet, but we didn't until he said he had over $100 in it. What he didn't know is that Bri kept most of the money when she gave back the wallet.
So, when we stopped at a gas station he went in to buy a drink, but was angered to find out most of his money was missing and thus the funny conversation.

Guy Friend: *angrily walks out of gas station* evil

Bri: *sitting in van minding her own business*

Guy Friend: *slams open van door* GIMMIE MY MONEY!! scream

Bri: *hands over money*

Guy Friend: *stands there counting money* mad

Another Guy on the Trip: *sees the whole thing* Dang, you're a pimp.

And for the rest of the trip, he was our pimp.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:33 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
xd The grave yard up the hill from our house has some sassafras growing in it. My sister and I like to make sassafras tea homemade. So we pick our own down in the woods! xd Well anyway. One day Shiro decided to go get some from the grave yard!! rofl

Shiro: *walks past the neighbor's house heading for the grave yard carrying a shovel*
Mary: O_O;;..... ___?
Shiro: *waves with the shovel grinning innocently* HI!! mrgreen *hikes up the hill*
Mary: O-O;;......*squeaks and runs inside*

xD!!!!!!!!!

Well, I'll admit, it was pretty funny. I don't know why, but the graveyard is the only place around our house where we can find any sassafras. But it tastes really good. Something about the soil I guess . . . twisted
PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:36 pm


ok heres one

Guy: Hey man... is everything alright with the family?
Me: yea.... why the heck are you asking?
Guy: cuz i think i'm stoned...
Me: what?
Guy: STONED MAN!!!
Me: ok... remind me to never borrow your notebook...
Guy: i wouldn't let you borrow it anyway... i stash my weed there...
Me: so thats what that smell was>~<'''''''''

ugh... i regret knowing him...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:51 pm


WildLeon313
ok heres one

Guy: Hey man... is everything alright with the family?
Me: yea.... why the heck are you asking?
Guy: cuz i think i'm stoned...
Me: what?
Guy: STONED MAN!!!
Me: ok... remind me to never borrow your notebook...
Guy: i wouldn't let you borrow it anyway... i stash my weed there...
Me: so thats what that smell was>~<'''''''''

ugh... i regret knowing him...
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's this girl, Emily, who is always getting into trouble and we're "sometimes friends". In other words we don't hang out normally but if we see each other we're like close friends. This happened at summer school just after we got back into the classroom!

Em: *sits down in the seat right beside Ash and looks around room with an out-of-it face*
Me: 0_o?...Emily?....Are you ok?
Em: *looks at me surprised but then grins* Hi ___!! =D
Me: o_0;...Hello Emily....uh..are you ok???
Em: *looks around and then signals for me to lean closer*
Me: *does so* o_o?
Em: *leans over the aisle too* mrgreen I'm sooooo stooooonnned....
Me: O_o;;.....but we still have like three hours of school! You'll get caught. o_O;;
Em: They cant get me! mrgreen Hey lookie lookie! *pulls weed out of her hoodie pocket*
Me: O_O;;.....you actually brought it IN the room???? O__O;;;
Em: Yeah! You want some?! =D
Me: Uh..no, I'll pass. OxO;;
Em: Suite yourself! whee *hides weed again and begins chewing pencil*
Me: O___O;;.......*scoots desk away and pretends nothing happened*

It was definitely one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had involving Emily. gonk
PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:09 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
WildLeon313
ok heres one

Guy: Hey man... is everything alright with the family?
Me: yea.... why the heck are you asking?
Guy: cuz i think i'm stoned...
Me: what?
Guy: STONED MAN!!!
Me: ok... remind me to never borrow your notebook...
Guy: i wouldn't let you borrow it anyway... i stash my weed there...
Me: so thats what that smell was>~<'''''''''

ugh... i regret knowing him...
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's this girl, Emily, who is always getting into trouble and we're "sometimes friends". In other words we don't hang out normally but if we see each other we're like close friends. This happened at summer school just after we got back into the classroom!

Em: *sits down in the seat right beside Ash and looks around room with an out-of-it face*
Me: 0_o?...Emily?....Are you ok?
Em: *looks at me surprised but then grins* Hi ___!! =D
Me: o_0;...Hello Emily....uh..are you ok???
Em: *looks around and then signals for me to lean closer*
Me: *does so* o_o?
Em: *leans over the aisle too* mrgreen I'm sooooo stooooonnned....
Me: O_o;;.....but we still have like three hours of school! You'll get caught. o_O;;
Em: They cant get me! mrgreen Hey lookie lookie! *pulls weed out of her hoodie pocket*
Me: O_O;;.....you actually brought it IN the room???? O__O;;;
Em: Yeah! You want some?! =D
Me: Uh..no, I'll pass. OxO;;
Em: Suite yourself! whee *hides weed again and begins chewing pencil*
Me: O___O;;.......*scoots desk away and pretends nothing happened*

It was definitely one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had involving Emily. gonk


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:39 pm


I wont. Oh, trust me. I wont.*shivers* >_<;;
PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:54 am


AshoftheMidnightRose
I wont. Oh, trust me. I wont.*shivers* >_<;;
whee *kisses you*

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:23 pm


Cathy Kuroai
AshoftheMidnightRose
I wont. Oh, trust me. I wont.*shivers* >_<;;
whee *kisses you*
Imma zombie!! Gimme huuuuuuggss!!!! whee *glomps deh Cou mule*
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