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 Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:32 pm
Lilac Twilight Boy: Do you work at subway?
Girl: yes?
Boy: Cause everytime I see you, I get a footlong =D Hah! Pure win! Actually went to subway with my girlfriend earlier today
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:55 pm
I made this one up while watching the history channel:
Hey baby to do want to be the bun to my hot dog?
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:44 pm
Forbidden Manji I made this one up while watching the history channel: Hey baby to do want to be the bun to my hot dog?
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:43 am
Fire_Ramses Forbidden Manji I made this one up while watching the history channel: Hey baby to do want to be the bun to my hot dog? It was the history of hotdogs... Modern marvels, or something like that.
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:01 am
Forbidden Manji Fire_Ramses Forbidden Manji I made this one up while watching the history channel: Hey baby to do want to be the bun to my hot dog? It was the history of hotdogs... Modern marvels, or something like that.
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:03 am
Forbidden Manji Fire_Ramses Forbidden Manji I made this one up while watching the history channel: Hey baby to do want to be the bun to my hot dog? It was the history of hotdogs... Modern marvels, or something like that.
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:08 pm
Fire_Ramses Forbidden Manji Fire_Ramses Forbidden Manji I made this one up while watching the history channel: Hey baby to do want to be the bun to my hot dog? It was the history of hotdogs... Modern marvels, or something like that. Welcome, i blame my friend. blaugh
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:50 am
If a slice of bacon was as good as you I'd eat a whole pig... sorry that was my friend that did that he is in love with bacon, yet I am not too fond of pork.
Guy at a random market: I would like two melons
Lady at the counter: Go to the fruit and produce isle
Guy: why? There some in eyes veiw
Lady: F*** you I'm calling security
Guy: Go ahead the fact that I even got to gaze upon you was enough to be locked up for life.
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:20 am
Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants.
(my favorite) How much does a polar bear weight? Just enough to break the ice, high I'm Jake.
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:39 pm
these are still some of the funniest things I have ever heard..........
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:24 pm
Axroh-Infinity If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
This one made my life complete!
"Hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*
Girl comes over.
"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:21 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:04 pm
Whew, I had a few good ones that made my gf... welll lets say she blushed.
"Your eyes are so beautiful, how they reflect the suns rays, its as though a fracture of life itself froze in the depths of those beautiful brown eyes."
((whew and I thought it died))
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:50 am
ZZZzzzip, wanna ********?
sad, I know sorry...
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:04 am
If you find yourself drunk in a bar: Hey, nice boots.
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