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 Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, us flutes.
We've got nimble fingers and quick fluttery tongues.
LMAO have you ever said bad English?
This one kid wouldn't stop pushing the keys on my flute, so finally I screamed at him, "STOP FINGERING ME!"
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Needless to say, everyone in the room heard it.
The guys love to call their instrument their girlfriends, saying how they've been tonguing/fingering/banging their girlfriend every night for however many hours. >_<
Besides, not only do drummers bang, they have TONS of stamina!
Oh, baby. ^_^
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:28 pm
t one that I put in here wasn't too good but have another one. here goes
flutes: We're known for having nice sticks
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:11 pm
sweethope_16 flutes: We're known for having nice sticks haha oh yeah. we do. NO ONE can turn away our sleek metal rods. all they wanna do is blow it. lol ^_^
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:57 am
the trombone...
starts small and keeps getting longer!
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:49 pm
i do a "slide Job" on my trum-bone.....just to make it nice and smooth
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:02 pm
Coming back from one of our band competitions we stopped at the mall. ALl of the percussionists (including myself) made a group and wandered around. We found a t-shirt in one of the shops that said 'Save a drum' on the front and 'Bang a Drummer' on the back. We all bought one and to our BD's dismay, have worn it to every Band competition since then. It is awesome.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:21 pm
'Kay this really happened at my summer camp:
This one time, at (cadet) band camp, I had this chick in my room who's seargent gave her a condom. A CHOCOLATE flavoured condom. Know how I know? One night, she got it out and the other girls in the room all licked it to confirm for themselves. After shortly debating what to do with it, we dicided to fill it with shampoo, and the next day, codom in bag, one of the girls walked up to another girl's boyfriend (the two girls were friends, and they were both in on it) and promptly told the boyfriend, "I think I stole your girlfriend. smile ". The girls all then broke into hytserical laughter, and so did the guy, him having found out, with much relief, that they were joking.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:54 pm
flutes: good at tounging, blowing and fingering
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:56 pm
asr baby sweethope_16 flutes: We're known for having nice sticks haha oh yeah. we do. NO ONE can turn away our sleek metal rods. all they wanna do is blow it. lol ^_^ and finger it
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:56 am
gothic_emoness101 Coming back from one of our band competitions we stopped at the mall. ALl of the percussionists (including myself) made a group and wandered around. We found a t-shirt in one of the shops that said 'Save a drum' on the front and 'Bang a Drummer' on the back. We all bought one and to our BD's dismay, have worn it to every Band competition since then. It is awesome. That's amazing! hells yeah. oh baby. I'd bang a drummer. actually, right now my crush is really a drummer. whee hahaha I just thought of something! for girls: save a flute finger a flautist or for boys: save a flute blow a flautist because I don't think you can blow a girl. can you?
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:59 am
Bass clarinets: The d**k that was just too big.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:17 am
we have a huge gong in our band room and everybody luvs to bang it.and one day we were practicing a song and our BD said come one flutes keep fingering! and he told the drummers come on keep banging! Blow! bang! blow! bang! he said then eventually everyone was laughing really hard and I think he did it on purpose.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:45 pm
Band class: A class where students are asking each other to play with them
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:05 am
peach_zelda hey flutes: when in doubt, pull out -------------------- she was a flute player. i was a saxophone. you know how that goes~ seriously. idk if it's all bands or if it's just ours, but our flute girls tend to gravitate towards sax boys...idk why. Ohnonono! I insist that's not true. I'm in love with a Trumpet with big hands~ Though that doesn't mean anything sexually! >"< Perverts! A non sexual joke---> I mean, we have a story in our band how one time out band director tried to show the trumpets fingering and ended up sticking her middle finger in the air.
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:50 am
Traum des Sterbens 'Kay this really happened at my summer camp: This one time, at (cadet) band camp, I had this chick in my room who's seargent gave her a condom. A CHOCOLATE flavoured condom. Know how I know? One night, she got it out and the other girls in the room all licked it to confirm for themselves. After shortly debating what to do with it, we dicided to fill it with shampoo, and the next day, codom in bag, one of the girls walked up to another girl's boyfriend (the two girls were friends, and they were both in on it) and promptly told the boyfriend, "I think I stole your girlfriend. smile ". The girls all then broke into hytserical laughter, and so did the guy, him having found out, with much relief, that they were joking. Cadet band?! Me too! And I went to band in Greenwood this summer. smile
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