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You'll also be happy to note that Thorsus does not approve of such a lifestlye. His own origins not withstanding, Thorsus has often sayeth unto the people, "What? That's gay. Thou art gay. Stop being so gay, faget." Whereupon he punched to offending nancy boy, and returned to his harem of goats. 3nodding I think we can all take a lesson from wisdom such as this.

My GOD only had one son. It says so in the bible. I think you are some sort of jokester sent by the "liberal media"
rolleyes

Nice try, silly people!

*wink*

Let's settle it with a God-off. Summon them both for a battle royale!!

High Stampede, my brother, you are right. The best way to sway so public a person is to bring Thorsus before her and PROVE unto her His Mighty Divinity!

Good thing I just switched to a goat-drawn chariot. I'll be back in a second.


*head outside, to the sound of panicked bleating, and drags a billy goat into the bar. The goat has its cheeks rouged, and there is the disturbing impression that someone has applied lipstick to its mouth. Are... are its eyelashes extra curly, or is that your imagination?*

This goat has been specially prepared for Thorsus. 3nodding *ties it to a bar stool, as the goat continues straining at the rope, trying to flee*

Ah, the final ingredient for the summoning. *grabs a gigantic bottle of Wild Turkey Whiskey from behind the bar and places it in front of the bar stool the goat is tied to*

*places her hands in the symbol of ROCKIN' OUT, then pulls them together in prayer*

OH, MIGHTY THORSUS, LORD MOST X-TREEEEEEEEME! COME BEFORE US AND EXHIBIT YOUR MIGHT!!!!! SMITE MINE ENEMIES, THAT YOU MIGHT RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR THEIR HUGE GUTS!!! ACCEPT THIS MOST HUMBLE OFFERING IN OBEISANCE TO YOUR MUSCLED RIPPLING MAJESTY!!!!! YIPPI-KI AMEN, MOFOS!!!!!!!

*Dark clouds swirl over the Bistro which rocked by a blast of thunder. Suddenly a single bolt of lightning bursts through the ceiling and floor! The smoke clears and before is standing a man, NAY....A GOD!!*

Harken unto Thorsus my children because thy deity hast arrived. Unto thee Thorsus shall divulge his great and wonderous teachings about the books of the 90's. Speak not of the Age of Silver or Gold lest Thorsus smite thee verily with his hammer, Shlogen.

Ooo..an offering.

*GULPS THE WILD TURKEY IN AN X-TREME way and turns to the goat*

Greetings o beautiful creature. Why hast a comely beast like thou journeyed to a place like this?

*The goat tears out the front door, dragging the stool*

Aw....

AH HA!!!! Mine High Priestess!!! WHY HAST THOU SUMMONED THORSUS SO, MY MOST LEGIT PRIESTESS WHO DOST NOT QUIT???

OH MIGHTY THORSUS! RIPPLER OF MUSCLES AND FLEXER OF ABDOMENS! *bows, then turns it into a head bang, rockin' the horns as she does it*

*straightens up dizily* I have summoned you, my X-TREEEEEMME!!!! Lord so that you might aid me in convincing Governor Palin. I mean, think what a VP devotee would do for your image! surprised

Unfortunately, now she thinks you're a plot by Barack Obama. Perhaps you should smite him most heartily, in a manner most X-TREME. I have been given to understand that he's a Pink Commie anyhow. Or at least that's what the teevee told me.

barack Obama will raise your taxes, thor-sis person. I know your a heathen god imitator thing but your vote still counts and I know you will cast it for Mcain Palin!