IssoMe:
oh, hi there
God:
Woe! Hello .
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Your full name?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am full name.
Me:
nope, feel free to tell anyone that
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I always feel completely free.
Me:
So, how old are you?
God:
Far out. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
. . . Whats my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, I'm called Tomas Turbando
God:
What is your real name? I am very pleased to meet you Tomas Turbando.
Me:
Are you really?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real.
Me:
. . . It ain't something you just go posting around.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
you said you wouldn't answer
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
do you have any real life friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
Do you have a boy friend?
God:
I have a friend named ELVIS.
Me:
Elvis and you are together?
God:
I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
. . . I knew it.
God:
How did you know?
Me:
My 6th sense told me
God:
Where did you get your 6th sense told you?
Me:
. . . I'm spider-man.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are spider man.
Me:
it is a national security level secret
God:
spider man is a national security level secret. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
of course it does
God:
Gosh! How often?
Me:
as often as you beleive
God:
That would be quite often.
Me:
BELIEVE THE MAGIC
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
. . . MAtrix
God:
I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
. . . I wonder why
God:
You are curious about why.
Me:
Die b***h
God:
You do not speak with respect. Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
DAS IST SHEISSE GAL
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
Me:
TCHUS
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