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 Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:09 pm
Jaden: Butt-less chaps really aren't that great.
*ducks for cover*
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:30 pm
Vader: I find your lack of faith in buttless chaps disturbing. *force chokes him*
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:03 pm
Jaden: So Sayla, who's the father?
Sayla: What?!
Jaden: So your not pregnant... well it was a fifty-fifty chance.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:46 pm
Vader: *Beats Jaden with the Butt-less chaps*
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:33 am
Luke: "I don't understand why butt-less chaps are so popular..."
Yoda: "That is why you fail."
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:08 am
( Luke stands on a stage and starts reciting a poem. )
Alone in the night during a midnight storm,
I brace myself when I hear a tearful mourn.
I see a large beast of fur all cut and torn,
A creature that the Empire did hatefully scorn.
Quoth the Wookiee, " Rraaaaarrrlllll. "
It came to my house and knocked on my door,
Not once nor twice, not thrice, but four times more.
I opened it to see the creature appearing all sore,
As though it went to the heart of Imperial-ruled core.
Quoth the Wookiee, " Rraaaaarrrlllll. "
The best looked at me like a beggar so poor,
Giving out a barely audible roar.
It echoed throughout and shook the floor,
Suffering in agony all the wounds it wore.
Quoth the Wookiee, " Rraaaaarrrlllll. "
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:23 am
{Han and Leia after he is just unfrozen from the Carbonite}
Han- Huh? Who's there?
Leia- You need to relax. You have Butt-less Cahps-less Depression Syndrome.
Han- Who are you?
Leia- *removes helment* Someone who found your butt-less chaps!
Han- Leia! *hug*
Leia- Come on, we gotta get you to your buttless chaps...
Muhmuhmuhmuh, who huh huh huh huh...
Han- ... I know that laught...
Hutt- {Aha! He woke up! Now I'm forced to wear his butt-less chaps! Behold!}
Han- Hey look Jabba, I was just coming to pay you off, but I got a little side-tracked... it's not my fault!
Jabba- {Silence! I wear the butt less chaps now!Throw him in the dungeon with the chewchilla, and get that minx into a metal bikini}
Leia- Crap.
DA- Yay, maybe she'll take a few of my rounds off.
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:16 pm
Palpatine: Bweeeeeooooooeeeeeooooeeeeeep!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:50 am
( Jacen and some others are about to attack an Imp/Sith base. )
Guy 1: Okay, so before we go in there, we need to decide on who does what.
Guy 2: Does anyone have Force Heal?
Jacen: Let's do this! * charges in * JACEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SOOOOOLOOOOOOO!
Guy 1: Oh my God, he just ran in.
( later, most of the group is killed, Jacen and 1 other are captured )
Guy 1: Dammit, Jacen!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:37 am
(( There's something about that which doesn't make it feel right...))
Palps: DAY-O!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:46 am
Anakin- Please sir, can I have some more?
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:43 pm
Palpy: If you dont eat your meat you cant have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat?!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:58 pm
Palpy: At last, my planet-destroying creation is completed!
Vader: HI, PALPY!
Palpy: Vader! How many times have I told you to stay out of my Death Star!?
Vader: Oooooooh! What does THIS button do?
Palpy: NO, VADER, NO!
* Death Star explodes *
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:32 pm
Nelo: (Rubs his hands together deviously as he devises some scheme) Cale, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Cale: I think so Nelo, but what if the chickens wont wear the Nylons?
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:35 pm
Vader: What are we gonna do tommorow night Plapy?
Palpy: The same thing we do every night Vader...Try to take over the galaxy!
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