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 Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:49 pm
Poor Jinx, she is just trying to have a conversation with someone other than her sister but they don't seem to care about anything other than themselves. She noticed that Falco was flying in her direction and spoke to her. "I am Jinx." she said with a smile. she sat with on the stone roof and looked out at the rest of the land while still giving her attention to Falco.
Boa looked up and Jinx, then to everyone else. She gave a little stretch and walked over to one of the dead blecks. She examined it. She wanted to learn more about them since this is the first time she had come across them.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:58 pm
Throngar took the hat off his head, stared at it in mild disbelief, then rolled his eyes, threw it away and growled in Kal's direction, "Arrogant old toss-pot..." He turned his attention back to Gorum and this new elf's badinage, saw it going nowhere, then decided he may as well occupy himself otherwise. He noticed a blonde elf-girl picking her way through the dead blecks. Looking at her... he had a sneaking suspicion... "Oi," he called over to her, his manner rough around the edges as it typically was but not unfriendly. "You wouldn't happen to be Jinx's sister, would you?"
"Oh marvellous!" Alcharius declared dryly. "A Falco rip-off." He cleared his throat. "Sorry, habit I've picked up from that dreadful dwarf... I, good sir, am Alcharius."
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:59 pm
Isilien screams back at the dwarf, "That's something you could only even dream of!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:00 pm
"WHY THE ******** WOULD I DREAM OF GIVING OLD MEN ORGASMS!?!" retorted Gorum.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:05 pm
Boa looked to Throngar who had called to her, "Why yes I am," she walked over to him, "How would know?" she asked, curious to find out, she didn't think that Jinx would ever talk about her and if she did she hoped it was something good.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:07 pm
"You have similar faces," Throngar informed Boa. "And I have an eye for these things. Plus," he added bluntly. "You've both been dressed like whores when I met you."
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:08 pm
"You could only dream of HAVING orgasm! A blind woman wouldn't even let you near her!" yells back Isilien.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:09 pm
"MY BROTHER'S EX-WIFE, THE QUEEN AND HER DAUGHTER ALL BEG TO DISAGREE." He yelled back.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:13 pm
Boa's sudden enthusiasm subsided. Her smile turned into a frown. "Excuse me?!" she exclaimed, clearly offended by his remark.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:14 pm
"Maybe when they're drunk! But then, when is a dwarf not drunk?!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:16 pm
"SHUT UP AND ******** A HALFLING ELFSLUT." Gorum said, taking a long deep swig of a beer bottle. "We're not alcoholics!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:20 pm
Falco, finally being addressed by Miss Jinx spun around and walked back over to her. He clucked a bit thinking how terribly rude it was to ignore that other female but you know he was talking to the elf first. "Ah, hello again...I see you look like how I look when no one is acting themselves in a since?" He then began to Screech like an eagle again. He grabbed his beak and held it down. Blushing, although Jinx could not see it, he clears his throat and continues. "S..Sorry a bit of a tick I have...please forgive me. Ummm Anyways, how about me and you get to know each other? I have never met an elf before, so I would love to know more about you." He Clucked happily as they talked.
Kal spun around and looked dumbfounded at Gorum's words. So in the normal and completely sane thing to say came out of his mouth instead of staying in his head. "Oh yes Gorum, Dwarves aren't drunks, their very social drinkers with only a small attention spans..." Kal just then realized what he said and sighed, smooth move old man, smooth move.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:33 pm
"Of course not! You're a dwarf! Even an alcoholic would be ashamed of being called that!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:34 pm
Throngar opened his mouth to respond to Boa, but at that moment the argument between his brother and the new elf-girl finally got too noisy to bear. He rolled his eyes and apologised, "Hold on a moment..." before turning round and smacking his brother on the head with his staff hard enough to knock him unconscious. "And we have a winner!" he declared sarcastically.
"Well how rude. He entirely ignored me," Alcharius huffed.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:38 pm
Jinx covered her ears when Falco screeched. She giggled when she saw him blushed and was flattered when he wanted to get to know her. She hoped that he didn't mean that to get in her pants. How would that work out? "What do you want to know?" she asked
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