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 Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:32 pm
Unfortunately- there's a very large and hungry cave spider inside waiting for you! Le gasp!
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:22 am
fortunately, the spider only feasts on giant house flies!
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:59 am
unfortunately, it thinks YOUR a giant housefly!
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:24 pm
Fortunately- a small earthquake occurs that caused loose rocks to fall on top of the spider, successfully killing it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:19 pm
unfortunately - the shock wave of the rocks falling send you falling back and you hit your head on a hard object
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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:23 pm
Fortunately, as your grandma always said, you are quite hard headed so your injury was not severe.
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Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:44 pm
Unfortunately it left you blind for twenty-four hours.
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Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:40 am
fortunately it didn't leave you deaf
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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:42 am
Unfortunately, you have a killer headache.
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Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:10 am
Fortunately, you found some killer aspirin.
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:01 am
unfortunately the pill is the size of a boulder.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:31 am
Fortunately there was a wizard passing by shrinking the pill enabling you to drink the pill.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:09 pm
unfortunately the wizard wants payment in return and you have nothing
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:45 pm
Fortunately, the wizard accepts your groveling as payment and deems it amusing.
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Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:10 pm
Unfortunately the wizard decides that this journey had caused too many troubles and endangered your life thus teleported you straight home.
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