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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:59 am
Anakin to Padme the first time they meet:
"Are you a whore?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:30 am
More Alternate versions of that famous first meeting!
Anakin: Are you Jailbait?
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Anakin: Do you have cooties?
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Anakin: Why are you so ugy?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:22 am
Or the Best of All...
Anakin: Do you have AIDs?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:31 am
Padme: Everyone has AIDS. AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:11 pm
JarJar- Meesa called Jarjar Binks. Mesa dah hellspawn from da bomb!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:12 pm
( After Palpatine tells Vader that Padme is dead )
Vader: Good riddance. I was tired of that nagging b***h.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:04 pm
Han- Hey, it's a Tauntaun! Let's go hug it and make sweet love!
Chewie- But..... I thought I was your snuggle buddy... crying
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:15 pm
Han: Hey Chewie! Good news! I found my Butt-less Chaps!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:28 pm
Slave girl: ******** you Jabba!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:33 pm
NELO: I HEAR CALE'S CAP'S BUTTON IS STUCK.
D.A.: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR BUTT-LESS CHAPS!
(AFTER APLICATION OF AFOREMENTIONED CHAPS)
NELO:....I DONT THINK ITS WORKING. HE'S STILL TYPING IN CAPS.
CALE: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! THIS FEELS GREAT! I FEEL EMPOWERED!
(ELSEWHERE)
HAN: DAMN IT! NOW WHERE DID THOSE CHAPS GO?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:39 pm
Nelo: Dammit Cale's caps lock button is stuck.
Cale: DALALADAAA ALALAL AHHHHH!!
Nelo: And he seems to have gone crazy.
DA: Nope that was my doing.
Nelo: Oh, so how are we going to solve this.
MNI: I have an idea. "HTML ATTACK SIZE SHRINK!!!!"
Cale: MY CAPS LOCK BUTON IS STILL STUCK
MNI: Yes but the type is much smaller.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:43 pm
NELO: HMM. MISSING SEEMS TO NEED TO BE TAKEN DOWN A NOTCH.
DA: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR BUTT-LESS CHAPS!
(APPLIES BUTTLESS CHAPS)
MIN: OMG! I CANT CANT HANDLE THE FEELING OF LEATHER AND A DRAFTY BUM ALL AT ONCE! *EXPLODES*
DA: HOORAY FOR BUTT-LESS CHAPS!
HAN: (SNATCHES THEM BACK) GIVE ME THOSE!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:17 am
Jarjar: Mesa sexy. Mesa got on butt-less chaps!
Cale: Dear God, NO! That sithin' Gungan has gotten too powerful, and now he even stole my chaps!
DA: What can we do to stop him now?
MNI: Never fear! I have donned my crotchless pants!
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:35 am
Leia- Hello? Anyone seen Han? We're late for dinner!
Han- I'm looking for my Chaps!
Leia- Which ones?!
Han- The Butt-less ones!
Leia- What?!....
Han- I said 'the butt-less ones'!!
Leia- Oh, come on! We're gonna be late, and the babysitter's already here!
Cahkmaim- *grunt* *flashes knife*
Jacen- *runs over and tugs on dress* Mommy, who's that? ._.
Leia- Oh, that's just the nice babysitter here to w-
Jacen- Nooooooooooooo! I don't want you to go! I miss you! *tacklestraddleslegs*
Leia- O.o
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:48 am
*Climactic showdown between Luke and Vader on Bespin*
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your buttless chaps.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you ripped them!
Vader: No Luke. I have your buttless chaps.
Luke: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
Vader: Infact, I'm wearing them right now.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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