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"Why didn't you answer my texts?"

"Oh, I didn't have my phone on me"

"Oh, then... what's that... IMPLANTED IN YOUR SKULL?!!?"

I think the concept of hydroplaning is pretty awesome.

Gut feelings FTW!
Trust it man.....trust it....

Hmm.....Whut to do with all this Monneh! O3O

Why do I post stuff and then delete it, then say I'm not going to be politically correct? Why do I post one thing and delete it, then post another thing and leave it up? Truth be told, I don't even know myself. Maybe I'm bipolar. Maybe I do it for teh lulz. Maybe I do it to pull strings. Maybe I do it because I don't think or maybe because I DO think. Or maybe I do it because I feel like it.

I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I actually caught one! I just...do things. I go with the flow.

I'm a lazy b*****d. Here I am saying I'll be fixing up my LP and getting it back up to speed, yet here I am writing stupid bullshit that pops into my head instead of grinding my Mankey and Spearow. Wow, that totally just came out wrong! XD Great, I just said "came." Damnit!

I need to stop making innuendos. I need to stop associating the word "come" with "c**." I mean, c** on! That's just stupid. How c** I always gotta do that?

How c** people are so uptight on the 'net? Here they are saying stuff on the internet, mean hateful bullshit, that they would never say in real life. I know why: the internet is where people show their true colors. It's definitive proof that if it weren't for laws and etiquette, people would eat each other.

Man, sometimes I wish I could eat people. That would be so totally ******** metal. Cannibalism rocks. None of this p***y-a** vegan s**t, let's eat Gilligan. He's an a*****e anyway; always thinking he's got the grand plan. He's like a politician; all flash and no substance. Like the PS3. Man, who ******** plays that thing, anyway? It's got a total lack of a library. Not that I would know, because I don't own any Sony consoles. I should stop complaining about shows I don't watch, like everybody else does. Don't like the direction the Pokemon anime is going? Stop ******** watching it, dipshit! Don't like [insert-band-here]? Don't ******** listen to them, dipshit! Don't like Halo? Don't ******** play it then, dipshit!

Why does everyone nitpick about everything? I do it, you do it, everybody does it. Why do we do it? Maybe it's because we can no longer be satisfied with what he have. We spend all our money on clothes, games, music, condoms, etc, but does it fill us with true happiness? No it doesn't. Yet we do it anyway. That's the funny thing about humanity. We say we shouldn't do something, yet we do it anyway. We shouldn't eat so much, yet we do it anyway. We shouldn't be burning fossil fuels because it pumps greenhouse gases into the air, killing our atmosphere and making the oceans more acidic, resulting in developmental problems in crustaceans, medusa, and polyps...yet we do it anyway. We shouldn't be working so much or sitting around all day because life is short and could end any minute so we should live our lives to their fullest...yet we do it anyway.

Humanity is full of hypocrites. Everyone's a hypocrite. I am. You are. Your mother is. Everyone contradicts themselves. We want peace, yet cause wars. Religion claims peace, yet has caused numerous atrocities throughout the ages; the Crusades, the Inquisition, Kashmir, Christian rock, etc.

Ah, but who I am I kidding. I'm just one guy among many, trying to find his place in the cold, dark, lonely world. I don't even know what I'm writing about anymore.

I'm probably going to delete it anyway...for teh lulz.

Nintendoast

You know what I hate? Trees. They just stand around all day, flaunting their height on me. Sitting around being useless. I don't care how much oxygen they produce as a byproduct through photosynthesis; trees suck. They get all the free food and water they want, they don't have to work, they don't have to go to college and work hard for a degree that'll probably not be very practical in today's job market, and to top off this douchebaggery, they're taller than me!

I hate people who are taller than me! Always thinking they're at the top of the world. Here I am being six-foot-three and thinking I gotta be the tallest dude in the world, then this six-foot-four giant comes along and cramps my style! Who does this a*****e think he is? Go play basketball and stop making me feel inadequate.

That's another thing I hate, basketball. Ooh, look at me, I'm bouncing a ball around a court like a doddering oaf and I'm seven-foot-four. It's a sad state of affairs when these bastards can make millions of dollars a year bouncing a ball back and forth and throwing it into a bottomless basket while someone who has a degree in astrophysics and took classes that require some actual brainpower remains jobless.

Why does the job market have to be so shitty? That's another thing I hate...the job market. I don't know why, I just do. It sucks.

I also hate my county. There's nothing to do. It's like Utah, except smaller and infinitely more shitty. There's almost nothing to do except bowl and see a movie, except all my friends suck at bowling so there's no challenge and whenever I get a chance to see a movie, there's almost nothing good showing except for the occasional blockbuster with overused CGI.

I'm starting to hate CGI. Remember Star Wars? No, not the shitty prequels (note for the slow: I don't actually hate the prequels); I'm talking the original trilogy. Remember how real Lucas and Industrial Light & Magic made it look and there was no CGI? Why can't we go back to that? That was quality. Sure, there's occasionally some good CGI work, like Avatar, but most of it looks so goddamn fake. Has anyone ever watched Farscape? That was one of the best goddamn sci-fi shows ever. It used animatronics, puppeteering, and realistic-looking make-up while keeping CGI to a minimum and making it look fantastic whenever it was used. No wonder it was cancelled at four seasons; it was too good to live.

Great, another thing I hate...good shows getting cancelled while shitty shows are allowed to continue. It's one of the reasons TV now sucks; people don't know quality when they see it. Forget Farscape, Megas XLR, and Reaper...we need more ******** CSI, American Idol, and Spongebob Squarepants. God I hate those shows.

This has been another healthy daily dosage of parochial hatred, sponsored by your local McDonalds...which I hate, by the way.

I think LSD may have been a little drunk while posting that. Interesting thoughts though.


I wonder if it's worth trying to stop something sometimes. I mean, you can fight against music pirating, but there isn't much you can do to totally stop it. I'm all for spreading awareness, but as for an impact that's kinda where everything gets boned.