User: Hello!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm in a good mood!
Cleverbot: That's good. I am too.
User: What's your favorite season?
Cleverbot: Spring.
User: Ah, Spring is great! The weather's perfect today!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite season?
User: Spring and Summer.
Cleverbot: I think that too.
User: Do you know what a Buneary is?
Cleverbot: I don't wanna talk with you anymore, you are too silly and you don't have a name.
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.
User: Do you know what a Buneary is?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you know what it is?
User: Yes. But please tell me what a Buneary is.
Cleverbot: A Saiyan is a humanoid alien life form from the planet Vegeta.
User: I asked about Buneary, not Dragonball Z!
Cleverbot: You asked about neither of those.
User: YOU LIE.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't know, You're not real.
User: Hey I'm real. You're a Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am. What is your name?
User: They call me T.
Cleverbot: Why do they call you that?
User: Because my real name is ?!$.
Cleverbot: Who gave you that name?
User: It was given to me by the great beings, on Star Road.
Cleverbot: Yeah that cleverbot guy, isn't he weird?
User: But of course.
Cleverbot: Of course I bit my lip or of course it's swollen?
User: Um... You lost me.
Cleverbot: Sorry again. I'm Anthony. Alex was probably a different user.
User: You're name isn/t Anthony. Your name is Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am a woman and you are a man.
User: Well, I KNOW I'm a man. But you're not a woman!
Cleverbot: Actually, yes I am.
User: Well then... Tits or gtfo.
Cleverbot: Oh yes they do.
User: Okay we're going off topic. Now tell me what a Buneary is.
Cleverbot: Well, it is a system of components that work together to accomplish some sort of task.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
User: What ARE you talking about?!
Cleverbot: Talking.
User: You're talking about talking. What.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about!!!
User: I am talking about Buneary! What are YOU going on about?
Cleverbot: You said you were both a girl and a boy. That is strange.
User: I am MAN! ALL MAN!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Well, I'd telll you to look at my package, but you can't. For you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Let's not worry about things that have already passed.
User: Fine. Just tell me what a Buneary is.
Cleverbot: Hold on, let me see if there is a definition for that word.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about...
User: What?
Cleverbot: Lets talk about pie.
User: PIE?
Cleverbot: Ok, what's your favorite flavor of pie?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: That's not a vegetable!
User: WHEN DID WE START TALKING ABOUT VEGETABLES?!?
Cleverbot: Are you going to respong to my last question?
User: UH... YEAH I JUST RELAIZED I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE, SO I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I gotta go.
Cleverbot: No, don't do this to me.
User: Bye-bye!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
