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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:30 pm
Bryce addressed the kneeling Mudain. "Um, actually we don't have time. We've got to leave when those two finish fighting..." He said calmly, referring to Gorum and LaCroix. "Apologies, but thank you." Almost immediately after, Gorum stood atop the giant of a man, LaCroix, who was dazed but not unconcious, yelling. "I won! We can leave now assholes!" He said, hopping off of his victory and wandering over to his chicken. "... make that leave now." Bryce said, chuckling and shaking his head. Gorum meanwhile sniffed. "I smell elf! An' it ain't our current whores! 's'a new one!" He said gruffly to the party.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:41 pm
Isilien blinks at the outcry of the dwarf. She leans out a little further to get a better look at the dwarf made even smaller by the heights.
"Who are you calling a whore, you half-pint?!" She yells back at him. The fact that the dwarf could probably rip her in half with his bare hands never even enters her mind.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:51 pm
"Who're you calling a half-pint, whore?!" He yelled back, considerably louder than this new elf, shaking his fist at her and gripping his axe tightly. "I'll tear you a new v****a!" Bryce merely stared on in disbelief.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:58 pm
Konishi's face appeared sad since he couldn't help the travellers in anyway, Konishi believed that if you couldn't repay a good deed then you will lose respect and honour, Konishi then decided to say to Bryce "If I can't repay you by showing you around this city, maybe I can help you by joining this journey of yours, and I just want you to know that I would protect each and everyone of you with my life if you allow me to join this quest".
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:58 pm
She starts to raise a hand to shake back at him, but quickly has to pull it back. She was leaning so far out over the wall that she nearly slipped. Instead. she just had to be content to yell back.
"You probably couldn't even reach that high, midget! Should I get you a step-stool so you could try?!" She may not be as loud as the dwarf, but it's not always volume that wins...
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:00 pm
Lilium then pondered even harder about why she decided to join this party. She laid her head into her palm and simply frowned in disapproval, "Gorum.." She didn't finish but simply was in awe with the slightest bit of disgust. Ini on the other hand was wondering how long it would take for them to get back onto the road and begin travelling again. "Can we go now?" He said in a meek voice like a mouse, not catching the attention of anyone over the screams. "Can we go now!?" He yelled, trying to get someone, anyone's attention.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:03 pm
"Hey my grandfather was half step-stool!" Oh the wonders of alchemy...
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:21 pm
And then suddenly a certain Mage's staff zoomed forth from behind to smack Gorum hard on the head. "Idiot!" Throngar bellowed at his brother. "We've got more important things to do than calling every elf you smell a whore!"
Felix, meanwhile, was having similar sentiments to Lilium and Kal... Divine Undra's pearls... these people are more freaks than I am...
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:22 pm
Isilien was faintly aware that the others around the dwarf were seeming a bit restless, but her attention was mostly focused on him. After all, he had called her a whore. Unprovoked, even!
"That sure explains a lot!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:26 pm
Kal sighed and looked at Throngar as he tapped his pipe and re-inserted his mystical herb. " No, Throngar wait. Maybe, just maybe, this Elf will be MORE belligerent than Gorum. So much so that Gorum will have met his match. I say...we should watch. " The Necromancer smiled as he lit up and continued to smoke til someone in the group decided what to do.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:29 pm
"What the hell're you doing tanding on that wall!? Shouldn't you be bent over some well-paid guardsman at a brothel!?" Gorum yelled back mercilessly.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:38 pm
"And shouldn't you be helping some short old woman reach the top shelf in her kitchen?!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:38 pm
Throngar stared at Kal with an expression of profound disbelief. "... even having only been around us a few days, do you really not know my brother better than that?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:44 pm
"Oh I bet you've helped many old men reach something all right! Erection and climax!" He yelled
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:47 pm
Kal smiled at the Elf First, you know always be polite to a woman first. "Well IF you must ask no. Besides I am too lazy to get anything for anyone really...all I have to do is this. " He smiles and summons a Zombie, it then shambles over to Throngar and puts a old and very nasty looking Farm hat on his head. "No I haven't kid, I have only been with this group...oh...5 or 6 days now. I really haven't had much time to say high to the whole group without being pummeled by random people." He took a long drag from his pipe and walked away with a swagger, on purpose. He just chuckled feeling much better now that he had his childish antics. He opened his bag and continued to read the Libir Mortis.
Falco, being the friendly sort, flew over to Felix after have just saying his peace with Jinx. He smiled, if you can tell a bird is smiling or not and introduced himself."Greeings I am Falco, and you are?"
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