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 Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:09 pm
Ha! Anglicans rule!
Granted. Your clock keeps time. Sadly it goes on homicidal rages once every 59 minutes... have fun.
I wish for an ironically named store.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:12 pm
wait. i asked for a broken clock like the ones that are broken into 2.
granted the name is whore store. but wat you really sell is ice-cream. people get mad because of the name that they burn down the store.
i wish for a joke that is not funny
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:13 pm
Granted... the only store near you now has a really Ironic name... Dammitt...
Granted, the joke so so not funny that it's funny
I wish there was a way for wifi to be everywhere I was...
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:15 pm
Granted. It costs you every penny you have, as well as your computer.
I wish for cups. LOTS OF THEM!
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:15 pm
yay a finnaly bad wish gone good.
granted. you got a modem for it that cost about 10,000 ollars every month
i wish for frozen ice
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:23 pm
Granted, here's some ice that's been frozen, but in the time that it took you get to you... it melted emo
I wish I knew the definition of what it meant to be emo...
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:33 pm
Granted. It means you are wearing black stuff, and cut your wrists.
I wish for cups. LOTS OF THEM! Again...
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:36 pm
Granted... here is your "lots of cups" it's a new product made to make wanting numerous cups seem pointless...
Hmm... I wish pets were allowed in my dorm...
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-InsertEgoHere- Liger Crew
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:40 pm
Granted. The only pets allowed are bugs... enjoy
I wish for the absorbing powers of a sandwich.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:46 pm
Granted. It rains and you become all squishy
I wish I had a sandwich
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:51 pm
Granted. It is bread with poison on it.
I wish for a cat to eat things.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:56 pm
granted but it eats so much it dies
I wish for you to have a big head!
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:58 pm
Granted. My head is now much larger then yours. Of course yours shrank. Go figure.
I wish for pancakes to fly!
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:58 pm
granted. grandmaster draco lord has such a big head that it pops
i wish for dung
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:01 pm
granted you are now the dung and a dung beetle rolls you away
I wish for everything!
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