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 Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:59 pm
I use guns... =]
Who put the reverse polarity switch on gravity in the hands of a goddamn two year old?
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:47 pm
you asked me to babysit and i said "FOR GODS SAKE NO! CAN'T YOU SEE IM FIGHTING COMMUNISTS!"
you stole my nutella!
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:50 pm
AND IT WAS AWESOME.
You put meat in my soup!
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:25 pm
So take a look at me now,
'cause there's just an empty space Yea I did it. I also snuck some baby cow aka veal into your spaghetti twisted
You shrunk all my clothes!! Hang dry only!! And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:35 pm
Preeeetty sure that was my doppelganger. He's a jerk.
Alright, who stole my tights? I can't leave without them, ya know! Wait, you! You took them!
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:11 pm
So take a look at me now,
'cause there's just an empty space Actualllyyyyy that was the fairy. Total clepto.
OMG you ate the last slice of pizza! I was saving that!! And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:08 am
*grins* want it back?" *prentends to gag* You ran around town butt naked singing Ray Steven's ' The Streak'
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:42 am
~*Nooo, I think you'll find that was you when you were totally drunk...I merely filmed it...
You set all the animals at the Zoo free, too bad it was Jurassic Park!
Why did you set man-eating carnivours free, idiot?*~
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:35 pm
That... that wasn't me... *hides the zoo's gate key behind my back*
You drank all the soup! Hog!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:38 pm
Actually I fed it to my cat who died of food poisoning. Saved Your life!
You eated all my pocky!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:17 pm
I suspected it was possessed. Possessed pocky is dangerouse stuff.
You went on a raping spree in the underworld.
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:45 pm
Horny as hell, bored as hell, went to hell, fun as hell.
You destroyed my drums, you son(or daughter) of a b***h.
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:24 pm
actually your confusing me with my identical twin sister who is.... wait can't say evil were both evil but... I DIDN'T DO IT!
you put these chains on me!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:36 pm
Why are you still going on about that? You divorced me for it already. It's over with.... Besides, you liked it when I finally got you down.
-glares- You kissed my sister.
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:18 pm
she told me to kiss her because she was never kissed before...
You broke my favorite candle.
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