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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:38 pm
Hartmetz: BAND. BEFORE YOU GO. JUST A REMINDER:
STOP BEING SICK BY MONDAY. I'M PUTTING A BAN ON BEING SICK. >_>
...lol he does/says this every year right before he gets sick himself XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:17 pm
Well, back in 7th grade my BD was talking to us before we started warming up. He is fairly short and skinny. He told us that when he was in high school he hid in a Tuba case for 2 hours.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:55 am
We have to do this set where everyone marching in the band has to die in unison and no one was getting right so my director came up with the command "JUST DIE!"
My sophomore year Foxy said "GIVE IT TO ME QUAN!"
Freshman year: "This looks like an amoeba giving birth."
this year, my director was saying Front Ensemble through the long range but when it came out it sounded like "F**K the Ensemble." we were dying
as a joke our really burley drum/pit instructor told the pit "I am aaammmaaazzziiinnnggg, and FFFAAABBBUUULLLOOOUUUSSS!!!!!" it was hysterical!
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:03 pm
Well...as usual, it's not so much what he said as the reaction he got for showing up out of nowhere.
Our trumpet leader was leading warm-up at the field one day and somehow got the entire band to do I'm A Little Teapot...right as our director showed up.
Phil: Now stick your right arm up in the air!
Everyone: *does* ...
Phil: Put your left one on your hip!
Everyone: *does*
Phil: Now repeat after me...I'm a little teapot, short and---
Everyone: rofl
Hartmetz: *walks up next to Phil* ... stare
Phil: lol Ohai, H... I... meant to say Slidebox!
H: That's what I thought. stare
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:02 pm
Mr Leidhecker:
"Marry the two. Marry your foot to your lips. This is the only place you will ever hear that..."
“We’re going in soon because I’m getting attacked by a tyrannosaurus rex.”
"SHADAM!"
"Whoa. Did any of you just see that huge dinosaur fly by?"
Mr McCartney:
"Let's make like a shepherd and get the flock out."
"Play your music as if you were giving birth to a musical baby!"
"Don't sound like a cat turd."
"Butterflies, not ostriches."
"Crap plus more crap still equals crap!!!"
Mr Riley:
"Ok, I want everyone on my backside!"
"Remember who you are, and where you come from."
Mr Ryan:
"Get your dirty bits over those lines!"
"Take care of the little things and the big things will take care of themselves."
Obviously, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:11 pm
In my 10th grade band we were going to practice on stage before our concert. We had to enter using the curtains, but there was a closet near the back that had to be moved. One of our awesome percussion players went up to closet and opened it and hopped inside. Then he came back outside and said "Narnia isn't there." My band directer was like "Narnia is off limits to all." We burst out laughing.
Another time we were apparently not playing it right so Mr.Loe said "Remember KISS." We were like "wft?" lol it was a very scary moment for all of us...
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:31 pm
Characters:
Me- Lewis- trombone
Judith- trombone
JP- baritone
KB- band director 1
Gary- BD 2
Morgan (my sexaay girlyfriend)- mellophone
Regan- tenor sax
Today, we were doing a runthrough and JP got way too close to Judith in an arc, so KB was like "Yeah I guess it makes sense, Judith is cuter than Lewis." Gary says "Well, I don't know..." The field erupts in laughter and catcalls. I look over at Regan across the arc, and she mouthes "Yeah, sexy." I look at Morgan and she smiles very big. My mood afterward? Accomplished.
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:42 pm
So we got a new band director this year and we all love him to bits already. Our old band director never did a thing that was funny or worth talking about. He was one of those people with a baton stuck up his a** all the time with no girlfriend. Our new one has a fiancee. =D I play flute. <3
ANYWAY.
Mr. Lindley actually sings the notes to what songs we're playing, and we were playing Carry On, Wayword Son and he hit a high note.
Me: Wow, your face's red.
Mr. L: I know, I was singing a high note.
Another flute: What'd you say, Mr. Lindley?
Mr. L: I was singing a high note.
Another flute: Oh I thought you said you were high.
xd
Then during marching season he was telling us to 'drive' a whole note through to count 4 and he used a weird gesture for it.
Mr. L: Imagine driving a knife through somebody's stomach. You know, you stab them, but you want them to hurt more so you twist it to make sure they feel the pain. Right? Just DRIVE it through! *imitates stabbing someone's stomach and twisting the knife with his hands*
Class: eek xd blaugh
Then we have marching show music, one is Danny Elfman Opener, then Danny Elfman Closer, then Star Trek Generation. One day he was telling us to get out the closer and people asked which one.
Mr. L: Okay, I've told you over and over again. The closer mean, THE closer. Not Star Trek, I don't care that it's the third and last tune, it's not THE closer! Now get out the Closer.
ANOTHER flute: So which one's that again?
Mr. L: It's only two days into the 2nd semester. You just got yourself an F.
ANOTHER flute: *just really confused yet laughing*
One day he used the band class to propose to his now-fiancee. He had his finacee get up on the podium and start our warm-up. On the and of count 4, all of us got on our knees and asked her if she'd marry him while he got out the ring. It was really sweet. =]
There's more, I swear, but it's night and I'm tired. XD
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:11 pm
well he would just talk the whole period, if we got him started.. we found that funny.. C: but there is always the goodie-toochu who has to be like 'mr. smyth we should get to sectionals now' xp blah to them..
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:20 pm
burokkori well he would just talk the whole period, if we got him started.. we found that funny.. C: but there is always the goodie-toochu who has to be like 'mr. smyth we should get to sectionals now' xp blah to them.. you know, it's like the complete opposite lol. at band rehearsals we get restless when he talks too much
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:30 pm
when you do something wrong he just stands there and gives you a stern look likes thats going to change anything lol
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:23 am
Turner: *walks up to me imitating Hartmetz's evil glare*
Me: ...what are you doing?
Turner: Being intimidating! stare
Me: ...*elbows him in the stomach* You just kind of look stupid, lol.
Hartmetz: *walks by, rounding up straggler band kids* stare GET BACK TO THE STANDS, 3RD QUARTER BREAK IS OVER.
Us: OHJEEZ *flee* ...now THAT'S intimidation. rofl
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:53 pm
My BD's favortite to say to us is, "get your cranium out of your a**l orphus"
Mrs. Avila: "Would you people stop standing around doing nothing! ehem, CRISTAL!
Cristal: Mrs. Avila, you know you love me!
Mrs. Avila: No.
Hahaha. It was great.
Also one time when we were taking the whole band picture everybody was bored and not paying attention so at the last second she yelled "Jacob's sexy!" causing everybody to crack up and me to be the only person not looking at the camera.
EDIT: I just remembered one!!! Well one day she was showing this flute player how to properly clean her instrument and a few of us were watching. Her words, "First you gotta kinda rap it then you go in the front first, in and out, the you take it to the back and do the same" Me and my trmpet friend trey wouldnt stop laughing and she just looked at us and said "You little perverts."
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:05 pm
The_best_indifference burokkori well he would just talk the whole period, if we got him started.. we found that funny.. C: but there is always the goodie-toochu who has to be like 'mr. smyth we should get to sectionals now' xp blah to them.. you know, it's like the complete opposite lol. at band rehearsals we get restless when he talks too much
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:07 pm
when you go note fishing you just get a dirty look and you just get stared at
Also funniest thing is when hes on a scissor lift and he kicks a box of water bottles down then you hear "madness THIS IS BANDCAMP"
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