(Rain Starwind is cleaning her gun collection back at Skull Base. A shirtless Cale Darksun clad in shorts, and sandals strides into the room.)
Cale: Ol'val Rain.
Rain: 'lo.
Cale: Didja miss me?
Rain: (Blinks.) No. Why?
Cale: I've been on vacation for two weeks!
Rain: Huh. Didn't notice.
Cale: Didn't notice?! I'm the boss of this organization! How could you not notice?!
Rain: Well since me and Rak do most of the work around here, you're just not needed much of the time. The Fleet's pretty much self substaning.
Cale: But look at my tan!
Rain: (Turns and looks at Cale. She arches an eyebrow) Huh. So you were on vacation. Thats a pretty comprehensive tan alright.
Cale: (Smug) Yep. I wore a manthong. If you were a stylish intergalactic traveler like me, you'd know that you'd have to bear as much as possible for a perfect tan.
Rain: (Not impressed.) Well see, I don't tan. I'm a Mando, and the concept of bearing that much skin is just asking to get shot in something vital. But I do have a question about your trip.
Cale: Ask away.
Rain: (Points) Whats with the Bikini top outline?
Cale:.......um......I can.....explain that.
Rain: Go right ahead. I'm all ears.
Cale:.....Kay.....um......you see.......Oh look its Apple Dave!
Cale: Hey Apple Dave. Whats been going on?
Apple Dave: (Pulls out a mike and starts singing)
ooh Apple Dave
Has been busy all day making your mum horny!
ooh Apple Dave
Can you feel the moistness in your pants?!
Yeah....Rain
sad First suprised, then puzzled, then turns to Cale) Who the f**k is Apple Dave?!
Cale: (Suprised) Hey! You swore! You w****r!
Rain: Oro?
Cale: Oh. Sorry. I mean: You wanker! (Smirks) Ah. Its good to be back.
Rain: Can you put some clothes on now though?
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