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 Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:23 pm
"You should (insert some correction here), then people will give you a standing ovation and throw flowers and babies." *demonstrates throwing a baby* "wah!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:57 pm
Well... my band teacher Mrs. Poore did something funny... She was on pain meds one week and held up a piece of a flute and pretended to be the statue of liberty. Of course she went home later that day after she found out that she did it in front of a lot of people.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:17 am
so of course band camp for marching is super hot in august for us.
and everyone is losing focus since it's like the end of practice.
so some seniors thought it would be okay if they stopped keeping in step and all.
one of our band directors sees this, stops the band and shouts into the mic,
"YOU MARCH LIKE WEEBOLS!!!!!"
aaaand everyone lost it so practice just ended there xD
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:37 am
trombone chica Our band director once told our trumpet section that they were supposed to be loud and egotistical. Lol. It's even funnier since she plays the trumpet. lol! band stereotypes ^^
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:45 pm
we're playing music from wicked and the first note is a big low note from the low brass. now, our low brass section is really weak, so he yelled, "You must sound like DOOM!!!" that cracked me up xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:11 pm
One of the teachers in my summer program is hysterical. This isn't something he said, rather something that he did.
The other day, we had a guy who makes homemade instruments do a workshop and he made a scary movie sound with the instrument. So he says, "It sounds like it's from the Bates Motel."
So then there's this random guy outside watching us through the window like we were nuts or something. My teacher ran up and slammed his face and hands against the window like in one of those horror movies and the poor guy ran off. xd
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Stay Sane Inside Insanity
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:33 am
We are playing Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder this year as one of our marching songs. And we had to play the solo part at the end really fast. He said it sounded like poop. And then he said that he was the waste management and he said he was going to clean it up... We laughed so hard.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:40 pm
if we play a slow part too slow, our band director tells us "you're making too much love there" , and the other day he told us this one part should 'bleed' into the next measure, then we held it too long and he goes "just a few drops not the whole blood bank"
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:43 pm
Heh... basically everything Mr. Ogren says/ does is funny... I'm going to miss him...
In one of our concerts, we were playing Bella's Lullaby from Twilight and Mr. O was introducing the song. He said, "I think Twilight is some movie about a vampire named James Dean or something."
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:48 pm
this idiot robert hadnt taken out his clarinet halfway through rehersal, so mr. davis (my bd) said: "hey robert could u take ur clarinet OUT of the case and while ur at it y not take ur head out of ur butt" lol
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:06 pm
Back in middle school we were at Disney World recording some song to go along with a video. Well, some of the words to the orignal was "feed the pigeons, feed the pigeons.." but we were playing it too choppy. The guy instructing us was like, "It's not 'KILL THE PIGEONS! KILL THE PIGEONS!'" and he started flailing around. We were all like, uhh...
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:23 pm
Well he didnt "SAY" this but it was band camp and me and my friend noticed somthing weird was going on so we were watching the directors and the band parents that came to help to see if we could figure out what happend. Well around twelve i was still watching...... And one of the directors was talking to some of the moms and he like scratched his butt! >.< lol it was sooooo funny, he like used both hands and stuff! lol ! it was funny! -he didnt know i was watching him! >.< lol!
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:47 pm
Hartmetz: GRAHAM IF YOU DO THAT [screw up the form by getting to his spot early since he's the central pivot to the line] AT FESTIVAL THEY WILL TAKE 5000 POINTS OFF OUR SCORE...WHICH IS OUT OF 100. WE WILL HAVE NEGATIVE POINTS IF YOU MAKE IT TO THAT SPOT EARLY. DON'T DO IT.
...god he's ridiculous sometimes.
Hartmetz: *my name here*! Go get the Long-Ranger and metronome for your sectional!
Me: *distracted by like 9000 people talking to me at once* I'M GOING ASLDJFSD. *runs to the back of the field to get it*
Hartmetz: *over the Ranger* Come get me, hurry, run run run, come get me!
Me: ...WTF LOL o_0
And five minutes later when I said 'oh btw that was really creepy of you' he was like 'lolwut?'
Hartmetz: *turns on the LR*
Nick (freshman in my pit): *sitting in front of it*
Hartmetz: OKAY LET'S GO TO SET ZERO!
Nick: AAAAHHHH *flails, almost falls off the podium stairs*
Hartmetz: Nick, when you recover, take it to the back of the field. Don't hold it next to your ear.
Nick: MAYBE I WILL. >l
Us: ...wtf?
...that's about all from today's practice. e_x
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:54 pm
that was at the beginning of seventh grade and I'm positive most everyone remembers that! We should ask him if he remembers saying that! pole-dancer888 My BD's name is Mr. Peters. One day a clarinet was talking to him and was asking, "Is it Mr. Peter or Mr. Peters?" so my BD replies, "Plural, but I'm singular." WTF!!!! THAT IS THE CHEEZIEST PICK UP LINE I HAVE EVER HEARD AND CONSIDERING THAT SHE WAS 7TH GRADE AND THE BD IS THIRTY THAT'S JUST CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:04 pm
During marching band, we were getting back into our band room sense all the doors in the school lock from the outside (except for main when school is in session of course) and once we got in the BD was like "IT SMELLS LIKE SH-" she held out the Sh for a second and said "SHOES!" we all thought she was going to say s**t. Good times. She also commented me and my friend headbanging while singing Mama mia on his I-pod. I said to her "You are such a tease!"
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