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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:58 pm


Mmm The United Provinces of North America.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:01 pm


Atrasententia
Mmm The United Provinces of North America.

Ah yes,we would alow you to keep your culture,but our one demand *takes a long swig of drink* we want to have sex with your women,big ones,small ones, sexy,cute,beautiful and not so much ones. All your women,in one mass orgy of sensuality *takes another sip* then we will get drunk,get high,and play some video games

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:02 pm


exactly and then we wouldnt have all this crap the south could also spereate fpor all i care i mean they CAUSE 3/4 of the problems because of there ignorance i mean obama say "reform healthcare" and somewhere out of there a** they pull "obama gonna kill off the old pepole" let them becoome a confederacy then watch as they pitifully drown in there own ignorance
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:06 pm


Most importantly*takes another drink* We would all be sexually satisfied and be ready to conquer them and force them to change their views,and we would ensure all our new american allies had adequite health care. SO we would be sexually satisfied and healthy enough to survive. Once we have our nation wide orgy the first time,we will get the women to say no more sex like that,UNTIL the south is eradicated. I give it 10 hours. Because when sex is on one side,a mans on the other,and theres something in the way. s**t gets done

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:10 pm


X.Dan.X
Most importantly*takes another drink* We would all be sexually satisfied and be ready to conquer them and force them to change their views,and we would ensure all our new american allies had adequite health care. SO we would be sexually satisfied and healthy enough to survive. Once we have our nation wide orgy the first time,we will get the women to say no more sex like that,UNTIL the south is eradicated. I give it 10 hours. Because when sex is on one side,a mans on the other,and theres something in the way. s**t gets done


got a point there one small problem....where the ******** are you gonna get that many condoms and where are you gonna find a space big enough.....
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:12 pm


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Most importantly*takes another drink* We would all be sexually satisfied and be ready to conquer them and force them to change their views,and we would ensure all our new american allies had adequite health care. SO we would be sexually satisfied and healthy enough to survive. Once we have our nation wide orgy the first time,we will get the women to say no more sex like that,UNTIL the south is eradicated. I give it 10 hours. Because when sex is on one side,a mans on the other,and theres something in the way. s**t gets done


got a point there one small problem....where the ******** are you gonna get that many condoms and where are you gonna find a space big enough.....


HA!! you narrow minded americans and your condoms and your modesty,we will be having sex in the streets and I haven't used a condom in like 3 years. and I have been having sex for 3 1/2 years xd almost no one uses condoms,you know when Canadians use condoms? when we just met the person,then half way through the girls all "******** IT, I'd prefer you bare,I'm on the pill and I have morning after pills,lets go."

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:14 pm


ya but condoms or better otherwise it's gonna be a nation of STDS cuz there are sooo many chicks with STDS i mean in my high school 2 girls already have an std
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:17 pm


LOL condoms do ******** all. Okay,to give you an idea,

Here is a std virus

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HERE is the hole in the condom (yes there are holes in all of them)

O

How safe do you REALLY feel?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:19 pm


X.Dan.X
LOL condoms do ******** all. Okay,to give you an idea,

Here is a std virus X


HERE is the hole in the condom (yes there are holes in all of them)

O

How safe do you REALLY feel?


yes condoms have been shown to prevent MOST stds like aids and such because all that matters is that vaginal fluid and semen are not exchanged hell you could use a hefty bag if you wanted as long as there is no mixing in fluids
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:21 pm


LOL It does help,but not as much as it should. It's a wonder I don't have an STD..I have an er... reputation >.>.........

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:22 pm


X.Dan.X
LOL It does help,but not as much as it should. It's a wonder I don't have an STD..I have an er... reputation >.>.........


*plays v card* cant have one.... lol and ur a player i get *gives shot of penicillin* there you go and that reminds me the sad part is i am alergic to penicillin so if i were to get an std curable for most pepole it wouldnt be so for me ...damn
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:24 pm


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X.Dan.X
LOL It does help,but not as much as it should. It's a wonder I don't have an STD..I have an er... reputation >.>.........


*plays v card* cant have one.... lol and ur a player i get *gives shot of penicillin* there you go

LOL I don't have an STD!!... I mean...

11 girls from August 06 to December 07 isn't THAT bad. Compared to some of my friends.. AND AND AND from January 08 to September 09 I was in a very committed relationship with who I THOUGHT was the woman of my dreams... emo

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:28 pm


X.Dan.X
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X.Dan.X
LOL It does help,but not as much as it should. It's a wonder I don't have an STD..I have an er... reputation >.>.........


*plays v card* cant have one.... lol and ur a player i get *gives shot of penicillin* there you go

LOL I don't have an STD!!... I mean...

11 girls from August 06 to December 07 isn't THAT bad. Compared to some of my friends.. AND AND AND from January 08 to September 09 I was in a very committed relationship with who I THOUGHT was the woman of my dreams... emo


ok damn and i cant even get laid..... but then again i hyave never actively tried since the only chicks who appeal to me at all are either taken or lesbians....damn....i mean there sone girl has a ******** 36 DDD natural rack and shes lesbian and celibate.....damn it....
PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:31 pm


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X.Dan.X
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X.Dan.X
LOL It does help,but not as much as it should. It's a wonder I don't have an STD..I have an er... reputation >.>.........


*plays v card* cant have one.... lol and ur a player i get *gives shot of penicillin* there you go

LOL I don't have an STD!!... I mean...

11 girls from August 06 to December 07 isn't THAT bad. Compared to some of my friends.. AND AND AND from January 08 to September 09 I was in a very committed relationship with who I THOUGHT was the woman of my dreams... emo


ok damn and i cant even get laid..... but then again i hyave never actively tried since the only chicks who appeal to me at all are either taken or lesbians....damn....i mean there sone girl has a ******** 36 DDD natural rack and shes lesbian and celibate.....damn it....

LOL sorry man but I got ya beat
Girl number 11 Tara - 34 F
THOUGH,I am proud of my number cause well,I'm a guy. BUT as a human being,I do regret the number. It made a lot of people look at me differently

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:32 pm


X.Dan.X
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X.Dan.X
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X.Dan.X
LOL It does help,but not as much as it should. It's a wonder I don't have an STD..I have an er... reputation >.>.........


*plays v card* cant have one.... lol and ur a player i get *gives shot of penicillin* there you go

LOL I don't have an STD!!... I mean...

11 girls from August 06 to December 07 isn't THAT bad. Compared to some of my friends.. AND AND AND from January 08 to September 09 I was in a very committed relationship with who I THOUGHT was the woman of my dreams... emo


ok damn and i cant even get laid..... but then again i hyave never actively tried since the only chicks who appeal to me at all are either taken or lesbians....damn....i mean there sone girl has a ******** 36 DDD natural rack and shes lesbian and celibate.....damn it....

LOL sorry man but I got ya beat
Girl number 11 Tara - 34 F
THOUGH,I am proud of my number cause well,I'm a guy. BUT as a human being,I do regret the number. It made a lot of people look at me different;erently


but lol oh well as i said i have never ACTIVELY tried i could esily get laid if i put my mind to it but i haven't really cared too...and 34 F thats a bit much there
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