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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:51 pm
((You're just mad you didnt think to give your adversaries any funny names.))
Link: This one has decided to aid the Galactic Liberation Front in the battle against the Empire.
Freya: yay! Link's like, totally joined the party! Oh, wait a second...its a bit crowded around here... Arch! Go wait in the Airship!
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:12 pm
(( I intend to spoof something, I just can't think of when the best time would be. ))
Link: This one is an artist... a martial artist.
Freya, do you wish to take Link? [Yes/No]
* Freya selects Yes *
Link has joined the party!
Angel: Huh... I had no idea we were in some random RPG game. And why is my class " Floozy Pirate " ?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:18 pm
Freya: Like, lets go explore this area.
Link: This one has a bad feeling about this.
Angel: Oh what do you know?
*Angel takes a step and suddenly the screen sakes and the three are thrusted into a random battle with their weapons drawn*
Freya: Like, huh?
*the three encounter a tonberry*
Link: this should be easy, this one has felled enemies twice this new enemy's size.
*Waiting......Stupid ATB sysem.....Angel goes first*
Angel: *Shoots at tonberry.*
Tonberry: *gets closer.*
*waiting again......Freya*
Freya: *Throws grenade*
Tonberry: *gets closer*
*waiting........Link*
Link: *slashes Tonberry*
Tonberry: *gets close enough to stab everyone and does untill they all have just one hitpoint*
Angel: Owchies.
Link: This one told you this one had a bad feeling.
Freya: Like, shut up and lets go back to like, the inn.
*Freya takes two steps and encounters and Iron giant*
All: ******** end.*
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:13 pm
Ferno: *singing*
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to blast me off my feet
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me
Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood>
(in some wierd world, however, I believe he may actually think this, but never say it...)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:28 am
Man: So sir what would you do for a fish? Would you hop on one foot?
Link: yes. (Hop)
Man: Would you act like a monkey?
Link: *Blink blink* Ok...
*Gets on a horse and traps Ral in a Net, then drags him infront of a destroyed Statue of Liberty.*
Ral: What the hell?!? *Quickly pulls out a knife and tries to cut through the net*
Man: Would you kill a man for a fish?
Link: Hmm...is it fresh fish?
Man: Of coarse.
*kills the man, takes the fish*
Link: Yay! This one has fish!
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:11 pm
( On Tatooine, 2 random spacers crash in the middle of the desert and end up hoofing it to civilization )
Clyde: Do you see what I see?
Bonnie: A Dr. Pepper machine!
* they both rush up the small hill *
Clyde: Aw... Just a mirage.
Bonnie: It's only an RC Cola machine...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:26 pm
(Introducing, the newest and deadliest sith in Legacy)
???: Threat- fear for your life Jedi scum.
(HK-52, the force sensitive droid.)
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:04 am
(But if he's a sith, then wouldn't he actually say that?)
Ganondorf- When will I ever learn not to play with my food? stare
Twinrova- When you stop rubbing it in everyone's face and just smite the fool the moment you see him.
Vader- You know, I always found dismembement works. Maybe if you chopped off his right arm.
Vaati- Nah, that'd never work. Link's a lefty.
Sephiroth- Ooh, your sword's bigger than his!
Everyone- .....
Raz Al' Ghul- Look, you're immortal. He isn't. Just outlive him.
Palpatine- Sounds like a good idea.
Fidel Castro- Yep. I outlived the last eight presidents, and I'm STILL kicking!
Palpatine- Yeah, well, I outlived the entire Senate! xp
Ganondorf- And how is this helping me?
Sauron- Maybe you could craft these magic rings of invincibility, then surrounded all your armies around the one spot your most vulnerable.
Zant- Well, then technically it wouldn't be a ring of invincibility...
Hannibal- Or you could just put aside your differences and ban together, destroying all of the heroes one by one, then establish a New Order and fight over the power like we all do anyway.
Ganondorf- That just might actually work! surprised
Twinrova- Ok then! Let's go kill stuff!
Link- ... this one has a bad feeling.
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:00 pm
Somewhere, in an undisclosed Bennigans.
*Link Darksun walks up to the bar, ordering a simple glass of water. Several moments later, he looks to his left, and notices a particular fellow*
Link: I say, this one seems to have found a strange form of clone.
Link: Huh?
Link: Why is that one dressed so much like me? I mean, I have a lightsaber where he has a shield and bottles filled with some glowing creature, we're quite similar.
Link: Hi-yaah!
Link: Hi... this one assumes... This one is quite intrigued by the glowing bottles, may I have a look?
Link: Ha!
Link: Why does this one recieve such a mocking? Is there *looks at the bottle closer* Hey, there are small people trapped in there. You are some enslaver of the villianous class!
Link: Come on!
Link: This one will cut you where you stand if you attempt to defy him.
Link: *draws sword* RA!
Link: *Decapitates* That was not much of a challenge... *witnesses fairy revive link* Interesting. These slaves willingly help their master. This one must be on his guard.
~~~
Morpheus: Link! Where are you?
Link: My fanfiction must continue another time...
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:16 pm
((Link: Oro...It seems this one has something of a fan following among the guild to get so many jokes about himself. He is humbled by the attention given to him.))
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:18 pm
((Neb: They're laughing at you, not with you. It isn't a compliment.))
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:24 pm
((Cale: You're just mad you were never this popular.))
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:32 pm
((Neb: I'm a Jedi. I crave not such things as excitement and adventure. both often times have the end result of popularity.))
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:12 pm
*Ral and Koth are driving the Duke and spot a weequay with a vibro-ax and a case of Corellain ale*
Ral: Hey look! A weequay with Corellian ale. Let's see if he needs a ride.
Koth: He has a vibro-ax.
Ral: But he has Corellian ale.
*pulls up*
Ral: So what's the ax for?
Weequay: It's a bottle opener.
Ral: Hop in.
*Later, all three spot a Red feeorin with cainsaw and corellian ale*
Ral: Hey look! He has Corellian Ale. Let's see if he needs a ride.
Weequay: He has a chainsaw.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:43 pm
ElladanKenet (But if he's a sith, then wouldn't he actually say that?) Ganondorf- When will I ever learn not to play with my food? stare Twinrova- When you stop rubbing it in everyone's face and just smite the fool the moment you see him. Vader- You know, I always found dismembement works. Maybe if you chopped off his right arm. Vaati- Nah, that'd never work. Link's a lefty. Sephiroth- Ooh, your sword's bigger than his! Everyone- ..... Raz Al' Ghul- Look, you're immortal. He isn't. Just outlive him. Palpatine- Sounds like a good idea. Fidel Castro- Yep. I outlived the last eight presidents, and I'm STILL kicking! Palpatine- Yeah, well, I outlived the entire Senate! xp Ganondorf- And how is this helping me? Sauron- Maybe you could craft these magic rings of invincibility, then surrounded all your armies around the one spot your most vulnerable. Zant- Well, then technically it wouldn't be a ring of invincibility... Hannibal- Or you could just put aside your differences and ban together, destroying all of the heroes one by one, then establish a New Order and fight over the power like we all do anyway. Ganondorf- That just might actually work! surprised Twinrova- Ok then! Let's go kill stuff! Link- ... this one has a bad feeling. ( just outside the perimeter ) Strong Bad: Aw man! Why wasn't I invited the uber cool meeting of villains? At least I have my own henchmen. Strong Mad: AH WAHN CRUUUUUUUUSH! Strong Sad: * wearing black leather bikini with whip * Uh... Strong Bad, this evil henchman costume seems a bit small...
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