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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:26 pm
Granted, but GASP they actually taste good. Your mind then becomes dirranged by the fact that these brussel sprouts taste good, and you soon go into a fit of insanity for you can't find the answer to why they taste so!!
I wish for people to stop making stupid wishes in this thread! (lets see what happens shall we??)
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:57 pm
granted, but now you have nothing to do, and you go insane from boredom...
(HA!!)
I wish that the world had a better sence of humor...
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:54 am
Ganted. Now you're the laughingstock of the world for making that wish.
I wish for a better profile.
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:27 am
Granted, but its a police profile, and the picture is in 50 megapixels so no matter what you do to your face, every littlecrease, wrinkle, freckle, etc, and you get sent to jail for life.
NO ESCAPE FOR YOU!
I wish I didnt have to write all those long winded responces (it makes me miss chances)
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:05 pm
granted, but the short responses you write suck and you get banned from the guild for sheer stupidity.
I wish my hands were chocolate.
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:06 pm
Granted, but you show them off to everybody and they melt in the sun before you can eat them.
I wish I had a cup of cookie dough
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:38 am
Granted but the cookie dough cook's in the sun and explodes in your face giving a extream headack.
I wish I had shadow the hedgehog hair color and insinga.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:30 pm
Granted, but it all burns you. And I mean all of it.
I wish we could drive our cars in towns!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:41 pm
Granted,... Ummm, you can already?
I wish cotton candy really floated in the air.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:12 pm
Um, Sven you're supposed to SPOIL the wish.....O_____o;; Also: YOU CAN?! Why was I not informed of this??????
Also also: Granted, it floats, but now it's 90% helium and you can't eat it without your voice getting all squeaky. And too much of it will kill you. razz
I wish I could dance! EDIT: YOU LIE! No you can't! LIAR!!!!! scream
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:16 pm
granted but as you dance you trip over your own shoelace and break both legs and you cant ever dance again.
I wish I could drive in NASCAR.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:09 pm
Granted, but you suck so bad you end up driving the wrong way and nearly collide with every car on the track...
Day two you are thrown out of NASCAR.
I wish my net would frikkin stop cutting out!
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:13 pm
Granted. It cuts out permanently.
I wish it wasn't so darn hot! >___<
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:24 pm
Granted. Now it's freezing everywhere. Goodbye shorts and t shirts, hello big poofy jackets.
I wish it was 70 degrees Farenheit year round.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:37 pm
Granted, but instead it ends up being 70 degrees Celsius and it's hot all year round.
I wish i had a better job.
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