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 Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:18 pm
House. Then why is she here(new nurse)
Dr. Cameron: Because I'm hitting that and it's totally hot
I started cracking up
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:01 pm
House: I'm gonna go now because I can't think of any more intelligent criticisms for this situation.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:29 pm
House: butt plug was my way of saying it's none of your buisness.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:57 am
Wilson: Dear New England journal of medicine, I took this guys drug and still got a head ache. Thus sicentificaly proving that my arch nemisis is and idiot.
I think that ight be my favorite quote in the whole show.
Though I am parciale to:
House: I know you're in there, I can hear you caring.
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Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increaing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaven a year ago. It's a little exparement of mine. Just see where you draw the line.
I think those are my absolut fave.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:15 pm
my fav would be
House: hospital filled with patients if i leave now i might miss them
(dont know the rest)
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:48 pm
My favorites have got to be last season's:
"Dead baby, while sad, not our problem."
"Chase. Get your head out of the dead baby's butt."
Basically, anything said in the dead baby episode.
Oh, and:
"She pooped out her mouth."
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:09 pm
I would have to say my favorite Houseism when Tritter comes in for the doctors appointement, this is when all the trouble with Tritter begins. After he sticks the theometer up his butt he walks out and over to a doctor and says "Have you ever had the feeling that you forgot something are you weren't sure what it was."
Or on last weeks episode when Wilson loses his license to give his patients emsicine and House goes to do his half a** apology to Wilson.
Wilson: You forged you own prescription paper.
House: What do you want me to do turn myself in?
Also on last weeks episode when House walks into the office to get presciption note from Cuddy he says:
House:Okay, fine! I'll father your child. First you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription; just so I can get through the foreplay.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:45 am
i dont remember what was exacly said but i liked the part where he kept calling the fat man huge like shamu then he was like im going to leave because i dont have anymore fat refrences...
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:49 am
Stacy: He’s scared of you.
House: Sure. The ex-boy-toy. Eh, that makes sense.
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House: Of course! She's cute! Let's cure her with sunshine and puppies...
And a Chase-ism whee
Chase: You know how people see the Virgin Mary on danishes and stuff?
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:47 pm
"Can I be your imaginary friend?"-House
"Nice cane.."-Cameron
"If I know what you mean." *wink* -House
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:15 pm
There's no I in team. There's a 'me' though.. If you jumble it up.
That's just so... House
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:16 am
From the most recent new episode, talking to the mother with dwarfism:
"Wanna go for a spin?"
I laughed so hard I missed the next 4 lines of conversation.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:14 pm
Cuddy: SIT DOWN!
House: Stand up! Your turn.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:15 pm
I have lots, but one of my favorets is "When did this turn into 'so what did you do this summer?'" It's House, of course.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:26 am
"I know you're in there. I here you caring."
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