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a fat man.... mrgreen

and gave cookies.............................................................

this story is very odd. SOmeone should gather all the posts and put them together so we can read them all in one. tht would be a strange friggin' story 3nodding

children in the

The story so far...

There once was a pretty girl whose hair was purple and green. She had a magic sword which can transform anybody. She came from that mysterious place that had a lot of different things that could make the world look very pretty. One day she she heard a very pretty song that enchanted her and goes like the tune of Bumble Bee Tuna. She was pretty as warm sunshine and smelled like apples and oranges. Then a snail began climbing up her closet door. She picked it up and said,
"Hello there, little snail. Why did you climb up my closet door?"
The witty snail said "Well....seee......................... to molest sheep” I cannot be forgetting that I have super-powers such as invisibility, so she disappeared into a vacume.
Then the girl with the purple and green hair said “I must find that snail. It's the key to the apocalypse and it could change the whole planet’s spinning. The people are all on myspace because they are looking for easy teens while old men take their Viagra giving them heart attack and might send them to everlasting pain and the Emergency Room.
Suddenly, when the clock strikes midnight the girl is transformed into a Costplay Maid and has a little pimple on her face which is green and orange and explodes.....so the girl uses a stinky, slimy small piece of wood that is actually a worm whose name is Beenie the Crawler and he likes Lord of The Onions, a brand that rarely contains any onions but make people cry a lot, because it smells like wet dogs and Stinky sux, beside rotten garbage heap on a hot SUMMER JULY DAY in new mexico inside an oven.
The girl was petrified by the horrible little creature that looked like a snot blob and had three big red eyes!!! and a giant dragon spiky tail!!! It jumped on the girl's head and laid an egg of fuzzyness which promptly hatched Into a big orange slime creature that smelled like vincent's crusty toes after his pedicure. The girl grabbed a cooking ladle and thow it at a mirror which was magic and opened a portal to hell and demons came out into the light and died the demons screamed and evaporated. But, the portal closed just after a little demon escaped and looked around and bit the shizzniz out of a fat man who is nice and gave cookies to the young children in the orphanage and the...

There, now we can read the story in one post! 3nodding This is one weird story.... eek mrgreen

bit into the


SOmeone should go edit the first post with the story so far and then update it every week or so 3nodding

him glow and....

and I'm not doin' it, I'm too lazy, sorry Archer mrgreen - nm, I did it any way

unicorn with wings.

OMG! It's so...

yeah, I actually did something semi-useful. The apocalypse is nigh! blaugh