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Kirara97

PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:58 pm


ooh I know!!!!!!!!!!! you stand on a really tall building with him and push him off and he lands on rocks.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:21 am


In the words of some of my favorite Batman villains:

Mad Hatter: Hang him.
Harley Quinn: Shoot him!
Kilelr Croc: Hit him with a rock!

xd And they say cartoons don't teach you anything...

Harls


SiNaRiS333

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:40 pm


Unromantic_Phantom
I say we play pinata with him!


YAY! I must agree ~ wonderful idea 3nodding
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:21 pm


Here is a tip I got from a friend. It is known as "Furbi torture."

-Tie him to a chair. Make sure it is bolted down well.
-Get around a hundred Furbis, all of them taught at least one phrase that Erik would say to humiliate him.
-Start one talking.
-Sit back and watch the action. As Furbis talk whenever someone else talks, all of the Furbis will keep each other talking. Raoul will go crazy.

Nightmare1

Hallowed Phantom


Skwerli

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:34 pm


.........I'm not allowed to give out military secrets or I'd tell you.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:11 pm


How would I kill Raoul? *shifty look*

In bed, at the age of 100, surrounded by several generations of grandchildren.

Seriously, I agree with Lunasariel. This thread is just morbid, disgusting, and not a little creepy. And did I mention completely illogical? Raoul was a good man, an intelligent man, not to mention a trained soldier who could completely pwn any of you in a fight. Oh, and if anyone was the fop in PotO, it was ERIK.
R/C FOREVER!!! Vive le Vicomte! *runs off, cackling like a madman*

PhantomoftheFox


The Rogued girl

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:43 pm


PhantomoftheFox
How would I kill Raoul? *shifty look*

In bed, at the age of 100, surrounded by several generations of grandchildren.

Seriously, I agree with Lunasariel. This thread is just morbid, disgusting, and not a little creepy. And did I mention completely illogical? Raoul was a good man, an intelligent man, not to mention a trained soldier who could completely pwn any of you in a fight. Oh, and if anyone was the fop in PotO, it was ERIK.
R/C FOREVER!!! Vive le Vicomte! *runs off, cackling like a madman*

I can agree with you about some good points about Raoul, but Erik is NOT a fop!!! eek How can he?! when he lived under the opera house, isolated, how could he possibly get the latest fashion trends?!

It's not that I hate Raoul, but come on, if you completely agreed on a couple, who should go together, wouldn't you hate the perspn who interferes in it? So, yes you can go and bash Erik (since you believe in R/C... xp ) all you want, and we'll do the same with Raoul as long as we don't hit ourselves with insulting and harsh comments. This thread is purely out of entertainment, you must admit some of them are funny, or just farfetched.

*hits Phantomofthefox with a rotten tomato* mrgreen but rotten, yet soft food will do.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:56 pm


Erik is not a fop! Not a fop. Grr. He does not have a single foppish bone in his body. Besides, this thread is made for fun. Not neccesarilly because of "Morbid and disgusting" ideas. Hell, you wanted to make a "101 Ways To Kill Erik" thread, so you shouldn't complain. Let the Raoul bashers have thir fun.

I dislike Raoul, but I don't really think I'd be considered a basher. I just like to...imagine abusing him from time to time. That's all.

Thorn Venatrix


PhantomoftheFox

PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:07 am


Grr... Gaia ate my first post.

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I can agree with you about some good points about Raoul, but Erik is NOT a fop!!! How can he?! when he lived under the opera house, isolated, how could he possibly get the latest fashion trends?!

Simple. Look up the definition of 'fop'. My dictionary says it's a 'man unnecessarily obsessed with his clothing and appearance.' Now look at Erik, who always dresses immaculately, wears a tuxedo 24/7, and has an expensive, intricately embroidered Red Death costume.
Look at SK Erik, who wears a tux 24/7, makes masks out of solid gold, and never wears the same shirt twice.
Or how about ALW Erik, who wears a tux 24/7, wears a very shiny, slicked-back wig, apparently tans, and has an expensive, intricately embroidered Red Death costume AND a hat with a big poufy feather on it?
If anyone was going to be the fop in PotO, it would be Erik. I don't blame him because he probably does it because of that one enormous flaw he can't fix, but it's still foppery of the highest degree.

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It's not that I hate Raoul, but come on, if you completely agreed on a couple, who should go together, wouldn't you hate the perspn who interferes in it? So, yes you can go and bash Erik (since you believe in R/C... ) all you want, and we'll do the same with Raoul as long as we don't hit ourselves with insulting and harsh comments. This thread is purely out of entertainment, you must admit some of them are funny, or just farfetched.

No, actually, I don't find any of it funny. I don't generally get off on lengthy discussions about hacking people apart, slicing them up with a rusty razor, filling the wounds with salt, and murdering them in generally gruesome and macabre ways. But I'm sure Jeffrey Dahmer would.
Furthermore... Eheh... Erik and Christine DON'T go together and Raoul DIDN'T interfere. Before you say, 'that's just your opinion', let me say that that is not my opinion but Gaston Leroux's opinion. And Leroux makes the rules. That means that no matter how much you wish for it, or how much you mutilate their characters to make Erik and Christing a happy couple, canon dictates that Raoul and Christine go together and Erik is the one who interfered. Anything else is sheer wish fulfillment, though you'd never know it from the way this fandom is. *pinches bridge of nose* But that's not my rant at you guys. That's rabid, crazy E/C shippers in general.
Anyway, believing in R/C does not in any way connote Erik-bashing. I like Erik, he's my favorite character, I just don't think he should be with Christine when she doesn't love him.
Besides, even if I was vindictive enough to take out my personal irritations on a fictional character, can you imagine the reaction I would get if I posted a 101 Ways to Kill Erik thread (which, Alexis, I'm only ever tempted to do out of revenge when faced with Raoul-bashers. I don't actually hate Erik enough to want him dead.) saying... Ooh, how about...
"Erik is a stupid evil b*****d and he should die for what he did to Christine and Raoul! I'd like to tie him to the back of a truck by his fingers and drag him along a gravel road, then lock him in his coffin, after filling it with salt and diseased rats, and drop it in the lake." ?
I imagine the reaction would be, 'if you hate Erik so much why are you here?' Well, that's what I think about Raoul bashing. If you profess to hate the hero of the story so much, why are you here? You're not PotO phans, you're Erik fans, plain and simple, and have no right to consider yourselves otherwise.

Sorry this turned into such a rant, but this topic really cheeses me off.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:47 am


PhantomoftheFox, calm down dude! So killing Raoul isn't funny, but come on even I laugh whenever something bad happens to Erik (if it happens to be really funny) I mean look at an old thread, it was '101 ways to disfigure Erik' and I did laugh at them! So okay, breathe... opinions are opinions, keep it that way Although I felt kinda hurt when you said those stuff about Erik... huggles Erik

Erik is NOT a FOP!!! I looked it up right when I heard the word. It can't be helped that Raoul's been labeled as one, come on! (I do wanna know, who did though? I mean first used the term on him) And tuxedo was the fashion back then, so what was Erik to wear? Slacks?! The Red Death was for show, to attract attention, that was the whole point of him wearing it, to remind that their a ghost/ phantom. Him being tan, was well... blame ALW, he took artistic license!!! Although I did say before that in his spare time he goes to the roof and gets a tan. *cough* Him never wearing the same shirt twice was because he was rich! If he wants to flaunt his money, then so be it! But he never went: Stops in his tracks while running "Is my hair okay? Is my shirt fine?" starts whinning about his clothes not well perserved. And that my fellow phan would be a fop! So Raoul isn't like that. Henceforth he isn't a fop, point taken, just don't say Erik is.

Lastly, if you don't like this thread then stop looking at it, like I've said it's just for entertainment, isn't anyone's fault some people have a weird sense of humor!

End of discussion, cause I think our arguement is straying off this thread's topic, which I REPEAT is just for entertainment!

Apologies if I've offended anyone or PhantomoftheFox, for that matter in anyway.

The Rogued girl


Lunasariel

PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:23 pm


What really "cheeses me off" is that being a gung-ho, fop-killer E/C shipper seems to be some sort of fad. So many E/C shippers are all "f**k the fop, kill the evil b*****d in the most painful, humiliating way possible" when they aren't facing any opposition. Whenever an R/C shipper comes on and challenges them, they just start saying stuff like "oh no, we never meant it, it was all in fun." Yeah, listing out a series of detailed steps for gutting Raoul is all in fun.

And for whoever said to just not come on here if you don't like it: do you mean just ignoring a problem? Say you just ignored, say, crime because you didn't like it. Will it fix itself on its own? No. Alright, so threatening to kill a fictional character isn't as bad as stealing a car, but if people indulge such violent fantasies, where will it lead?

OK, that was the daughter-of-a-psychologist rant for the day!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:49 pm


Brava, lunasariel!

It would be less infuriating to see threads like this pop up on the main page if it wasn't a such a popular idea in POTO phandom. And I'm sorry, but most of the suggestions on here are not 'all in good fun'.

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Although I felt kinda hurt when you said those stuff about Erik...

Well, now you realize how the Raoul fans feel whenever we see threads like this. Not fun, is it?

As for Erik's latent foppish tendancies... We only see him briefly in any of the versions. How do you know he's not spending an hour in front of the mirror before every time he visits Christine? xd And as an aside, tuxedos were not common wear back then. They were expensive and would have been worn only for special events. A man would have commonly worn brown or blue trousers, a nice shirt, a vest or waistcoat, and a jacket.
And you can help that Raoul is labled as a fop. Stop calling him one when you know it's not true.

PhantomoftheFox


Thorn Venatrix

PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:26 pm


Dude. I'm willing to bet that the tuxedo was one of the few clothing items he had except for the (most likely pilfered) Red Death costume and stuff.

And I never called Raoul a fop. I never called anyone a fop. I have called Raoul a pansy, but mostly that's because 1. I don't like him, and 2. It's a common joke. I'm assuming that, just as I've used the word "pansy" a couple of times to arbitrarilly insult/make fun of Raoul, other people use "fop" not as it's used in the dictionary, but as a general insult because god-knows-who started it.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:50 pm


rofl hahaha! Some of these ways to kill Raoul are hilarious!

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Suni moon

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:44 pm


go to my website then click on "Manaicle Laughter" thats says it all. My fav. is to tie him to the train tracks. But I love seeing other ones. I personly don't won't hi dea, if Raoul was dead who would we torture?..... eek .....yes.....its a terible thought....
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