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 Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:22 am
You publish a book on home-made explosives and a rabid fan shows his appreciation by sending you a bomb that you don't de-activate.
I wish I owned Rhode Island.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:41 am
here's your deed title!
unfortunately it's so small you can't find it; you keep zipping from Massachusetts to Connecticut and back.
i wish i had a great job with benefits
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:02 am
You get a job that advertises great benefits, but unfourtunately all of those benefits have something to do with ferrets.
I wish I could throw a 300 mile an hour fastball.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:30 am
you succeed, but the explosive impact of your pitch has killed all your catchers.
nobody wants to play on your team.
(i have a 43 mile an hour "fastball"! razz )
i wish i had a party featuring the chippendales
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:15 pm
[/phoenix down]
You have a party, in which a pair of chipmunks sing!
I wish I had a super fast computer!
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:01 pm
Oh sure, here's a super fast computer. Unfortunately, there is no cooling system and with the specs we installed on it it will last about, oh, 30 minutes before it melts.
I wish I had another reason to be on Gaia other than PA.
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:16 pm
sweatdrop zOMG finally releases...but the majority of it's features are for Gaia Cash users only.
I wish my college classes got easier.
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:29 pm
With the ease of the courses the college is flooded with forum n00bs who submit papers entirely in leet and chatspeak causing all the professors to lose the will to both teach and live in turn causing a mass suicide and the end of education itself.
I wish I could double my salary.
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:56 pm
You find a lucrative position in prostitution.
I wish I could concentrate.
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:26 pm
You concentrate of hardcore you neglect to notice the flames slowly engulfing your room.
I wish I could find the perfect, uncorruptable wish!
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:11 pm
You find it, but it turns out to be "I don't wish."
I want to get into this event! gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:00 am
Sure enough, you get into the event...but the system glitches and you can't access the Human's Bazooka, Vampire's Coffin, or any of the other final level items.
I wish I had a battery.
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:25 pm
Your new battery explodes inside whichever device you insert it, spraying acid everywhere. Your hands and face will never be the same, and your favored item is now a melted, inoperable husk. However, you're too busy writhing in pain to notice.
I know, it's a bit much. Batteries don't explode like that.
But I'm back, so I had to make it grandiose. I forgot about this thread.
I wish more people were online.
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:35 pm
You look out a window and see Lea, Crono, Shellz, Kitsy, Ki, and myself all hanging from a closeline, looking into the depths of your soul!
I wish I had a jumpdrive with more memory.
Also...YAY! BLAKE ISH BACK! -Glomples, and accidentally Backstabs him-
sweatdrop Pardon my Dark Elf-ness. That knife comes outta nowhere, I swear!
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:46 pm
Your new jumpdrive arrives in the mail. However, when you plug it into your computer's USB drive, its drivers don't activate. You are thus forced to hunt the net for a replacement driver. The first one you try turns out to be a registry-altering virus that blue-screens your computer and erases its hard drives while your computer is powering down. You loose all your data.
Too many features are down. xP
Apparently I was invited to the closed zOMG beta, I wasn't online to play around with it. Today is the last closed-beta day, so it makes little difference now.
Let's do a fun wish.
I desire the ability to travel through time at will.
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