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 Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:58 pm
Oh god, painful pictures in my head.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:27 pm
I tend to have that effect on people. mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:29 pm
That's okay. Glad to have ya around.
Mm. Buttsecks.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:33 pm
I wonder who'd be the reciever in that duo. I vote Grimace, since he's "cuddly".
Can't you just see it?
(This reminds me of that one Family Guy episode, where Lois and Peter are having "Sexy Roleplay Night", and Lois dresses up as Grimace xDDD.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:55 pm
I don't want to think about it.
Ronald McDonald pr0n.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:34 pm
XDDD
Gosh, we get on the weirdest topics sometimes. First, it's me getting to touch Ocean;s cooter, then this? But oh well. That's what makes this guild fun. 3nodding
Ow! My face hurts =( .
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:30 pm
Your mother's face hurts!
And you guys, too. You all make this guild fun.
[touches Sara's cooter]
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:55 pm
-Feels violated-
Stupid Face Nair. D<
Ice won't work.
But at least my sideburns, moustache, and most of my chin hair is gone ;3....
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:57 pm
Xumface And you guys, too. You all make this guild fun. Damn straight we do.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:32 pm
[fingers his secret cooter]
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:18 pm
I... can't even respond to that D: .
( Oh, I guess I just did =P)
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:52 pm
That's hot. Admit it. I know you're jealous.
About the topic (yes, we have one): I think I'm developing a tiny crush on my friend from school. I say crush because I can only say that I like her for her looks and cuteness. That's it. Okay, she's nice, too, but those are the only things I can say about her. I don't talk to her that often, in school or online, even though we both like anime.
Why am I bringing this up? I am bringing this up because I can because I wanted to talk about the topic for once. And because I can and I feel like it. I'm in the mood right now. Don't interrupt me until I'm finished.
She's cute. ...that's not saying much now, is it? I say that people are cute; I never see anyone as hot. I see things as hot, like fire and stools with wheels, but I don't see people as hot. I don't know why. Maybe that's a part of my asexuality. I have a tendency not to look at her (or anyone else I like, for that matter) because...I feel like I'm, in a way, ruining her natural beauty by staring at her. I know, I know, this is unfounded, but I can't help it. Is it that I don't want to let her know that I like her, even a tiny, tiny bit? Yes. Wait, I don't know. The obvious answer is yes. What I really want to say is that I don't know. Why should it matter whether she likes me or not? I only see her as a friend, someone to talk to, but not someone I will be romantically attached to. As long as I don't harm or gross her out, then I won't care about what I do or say to her. I am not afraid of telling people that I like them, but is it necessary to approach everyone I like and tell them that? It's just a tiny thing, so why even bother? Maybe when it becomes a problem, a distraction, or a nuisance, yes, but for now, no.
But I can be romantically attached to her as well. It can happen, I won't deny that. It makes me think of what can happen. How would things be then? Would I be wrapped in her arms day after day? Would I whisper sweet nothings into her ear? Would we kiss? It could happen. That would be nice.
But I don't think that's what I want. And besides, it won't happen in school, no way. School is certainly not a place to conduct relationships. I don't have anything sweet to say to her (off the topic of my head, at least). I just want to be her friend, someone she can rely on when she is desperately in need. I can lend that helping hand, that should she can lean on, or an ear for her to speak her worries to.
Come to think about it, it's not just her (but it has been, recently); I think like this more often than you think (but not everytime, mind you). I should just shut up sometime. No wait. I already said I would make sure that Neko wouldn't read what I have to say. Props to you, Neko, if you've gotten this far.
Me and my friends want to go to the Anime Expo that will be in Long Beach this year. She should teach me to cook. No, she should teach me and my friend to cook. Haha, that'd be awesome. And then we can fool around with cooking utensils and be those chefs you see at Benihana. Juggle forks and knives and soy sauce dispensers. 'Tis all good. And I shall teach her how to Moonwalk, should I ever learn how. Or I could teach her how to play piano. Hey, it's never too late to learn.
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:45 am
I'm jealous. I wish I had a secret pen0r. ( They seem so much easier.)
I've never more than crushes on people. And very few people, with that.
I think the only crushes I've had were this one guy in my 8th grade history class, and my math teacher from last year. (He was young, so I guess it wasn't too bad.)
Because the fact that I couldn't develop many crushes, or think any guys were hot, I thought I was a lesbian. But I realized that I wouldn't feel romantically attached to a girl. ( I've had "thoughts" though.) I've never had a boyfriend.
From all of this, one could assume that I'd yearn to hear "I love you" from someone, or maybe have a chance at something.
I also had one time that I developed a small (think 3 days or so) crush on someone I didn't even know, because he said that to me. Even though I found out later that it was a joke. I was a little hurt, but I got over it, and now I don't hold anything against him whatsoever. We're now even friends, and I hope it stays that way.
Not as long, but still pretty long for me. ( And that's when I'm not ranting. surprised )
Edit: I could probably teach you how to cook. I'm not the best, and I don't cook very often, but I know some stuff. ( I think it might be hard to teach over the Internet though.)
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:36 pm
Xumbra That's hot. Admit it. I know you're jealous.
About the topic (yes, we have one): I think I'm developing a tiny crush on my friend from school. I say crush because I can only say that I like her for her looks and cuteness. That's it. Okay, she's nice, too, but those are the only things I can say about her. I don't talk to her that often, in school or online, even though we both like anime.
Why am I bringing this up? I am bringing this up because I can because I wanted to talk about the topic for once. And because I can and I feel like it. I'm in the mood right now. Don't interrupt me until I'm finished.
She's cute. ...that's not saying much now, is it? I say that people are cute; I never see anyone as hot. I see things as hot, like fire and stools with wheels, but I don't see people as hot. I don't know why. Maybe that's a part of my asexuality. I have a tendency not to look at her (or anyone else I like, for that matter) because...I feel like I'm, in a way, ruining her natural beauty by staring at her. I know, I know, this is unfounded, but I can't help it. Is it that I don't want to let her know that I like her, even a tiny, tiny bit? Yes. Wait, I don't know. The obvious answer is yes. What I really want to say is that I don't know. Why should it matter whether she likes me or not? I only see her as a friend, someone to talk to, but not someone I will be romantically attached to. As long as I don't harm or gross her out, then I won't care about what I do or say to her. I am not afraid of telling people that I like them, but is it necessary to approach everyone I like and tell them that? It's just a tiny thing, so why even bother? Maybe when it becomes a problem, a distraction, or a nuisance, yes, but for now, no.
But I can be romantically attached to her as well. It can happen, I won't deny that. It makes me think of what can happen. How would things be then? Would I be wrapped in her arms day after day? Would I whisper sweet nothings into her ear? Would we kiss? It could happen. That would be nice.
But I don't think that's what I want. And besides, it won't happen in school, no way. School is certainly not a place to conduct relationships. I don't have anything sweet to say to her (off the topic of my head, at least). I just want to be her friend, someone she can rely on when she is desperately in need. I can lend that helping hand, that should she can lean on, or an ear for her to speak her worries to.
Come to think about it, it's not just her (but it has been, recently); I think like this more often than you think (but not everytime, mind you). I should just shut up sometime. No wait. I already said I would make sure that Neko wouldn't read what I have to say. Props to you, Neko, if you've gotten this far.
Damn. I almost stopped reading that twice... I've been trying to get over my 'reading disorder'. I promise you, I physically can't read much on the computer without an extreme amount of effort. You know what. I began a rant of my own about three times, but I deleted it. So I'll leave this: Neko has never been very good at getting close to people nor expressing herself. If I were to get a boyfriend, then I would want him to be someone that I could be relaxed around; someone that could cheer me up, but also understand when to leave me alone; someone with a very friendly personality.
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:36 pm
Good job, Neko. You are well on your way to success. Tackle those mountains of text! And don't worry,, you're not the only one with that disorder. If something is too long for me to read, I find that I glance over the text and scan it haphazardly for loose phrases or sentences that catch my eye. Then I read from there, without knowing what's going on or what premises have been accepted. That's bad for me, but honestly, nobody cares about reading what some dead people wrote. As long as it's on the AP test...ugh. Don't worry 'bout it too much, Neko.
Internet relationships, I imagine, would be difficult to maintain. First off, you don't know what exactly your boyfriend or girlfriend is doing. Trust each other for awhile, then doubt each other for awhile. Is she really taking a shower? Is she really going to bed? Can you trust her just because she said so? Yes? No? I don't know. It depends. Secondly, making love isn't the best thing you can do well with a two-dimensional screen. (Okay fine, it may be a bit curved on a cathode ray tube, but you know you can't push me that far.) Aren't physical actions much more appealing and authoritative than with what emotions flowery language can bring? Yes, you can debate me on this point, but personally, I'd prefer to snuggle with someone for 5 minutes than a long passionate and sweet speech conducted via instant messaging client or email. I'm not trying to defame Internet love, no, but I just find it inconvenient for me.
Most of what I look for in a girlfriend is caring. If she cares, then that will suffice alone.
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