Tooly sat, open mouth gaping as she stared at the massive Cerberus. One part of her brain was thinking aren't Cerberus supposed to have three heads, the rest was just trying to take in a dog larger than a Great Dane, with three times the mass.
She whipped out her notepad, thought better of it, and grabbed the extra camera, taking as many pictures of what anatomy she could see. 'Fluffy' was a costumers' gold mine! She didn't even notice the stomping noise.
Aaaand then the SUV started rocking.
And Tonio started screaming in Spanish.
And then he climbed over Tooly to get out of the SUV.
Tooly leaned out the door after him and looked up. And up. And up.
Slowly, she pulled out the camera, and took another picture. At least she'd have a souvenir of her imminent demise.
She was very surprised (and pleased to be alive) when a moment later, the dragon shoved off the SUV, lowering the roof a good six inches. Tooly wasted no time scrambling out of the SUV. No more of that, thank you, she was short enough already!
Her eyes followed the dragon, Tavast, and noticed it had its eyes on Tonio.
"Tonio! Watch out!" she yelled a warning.
Torvil
well hello there
RadioactiveDelight
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:04 pm
Kip might have been glaring at the cerberus. It was hard to tell with that hair flopped over his eyes. But shortly after, with a very loud irritable squawk, Kip slid off of Barry, leaving a patch of slimy drool down the handler's back before he ran at the canine.
It took only a few seconds before the harpy jumped off of the ground, giving his wings two good strong beats, lifting him high enough into the air that he was able to dig every single one of his talons into Fluffy's back.
:Greedy! Fluffy is greedy! Hogged all the treats you did! Just as stupid as Argos!:
For all the humans, all they would hear is a series of shrieks and squawks before he finally let go of the cerberus and literally ran along the ground and hopped into the SUV through the open passenger door.
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Name: Kipper "Kip" Species: Harpy ( male ) Physical Description: here Brief Character Profile: A s**t disturber. Kip loves to piss off/pester/annoy both creatures and humans alike and will do it in whatever way he can. Whether its swooping down at them, sitting perched on their backs, clawing them, and more, he'll do it.
Barry did not like his birthday present, nor knew it was his birthday. But what he did know was that he was covered in dragon saliva, and pinned underneath a giant harpy.
There was no company in the world that could pay him for this kind of bullshit.
Dimly he could hear Rin in the distance telling him to deal with this, though all he could manage at the moment was to push his arm out to wave half heartily at his group, before it flopped on the ground. Though even when the harpy got up, he was still on the ground. Covered in spit.
He'd be there in a moment guys. Just give him five.
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Barry doesn't want this for his bday.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:12 pm
Once she'd cleaned off most of the slobber, she felt she was still relatively intact and not necessarily flashing anything inappropriate. But it was obvious that Monster Mountain was rowdy today, and they weren't making a very good impression on their guests.
So she slammed her hand on the red button, which spit out another chunk of meat. And another. And a third. Then gently, she pulled out small capsules from her pocket, the only thing she'd carried in that day, and buried them into the meat, breaking them so the liquid inside soaked in. She let out a whistle, calling the bigger creatures attention, and waved one of the pieces out.
"All right babies, it's clear someone forgot to give you your medicine today. Come and get it - Christ, they're gonna need stronger SUVs."
The foolish grin didn't leave the cerberus' face as his tail wagged. Because he was cetain Kip was pissed. Any of them would have been. Kip was just more harmless than he was, which made teasing him fun. Thus the game. The game of teasing the small near harmless harpy. A much better idea than poking a dragon with a stick. Even Fluffy knew better than that.
Still, the was a yip at the claws followed by sharp barks and a few snapping of teeth as the canine charged after the fleeing Kip. [I NEED IT SO I CAN GET BIGGER!] Cause he'd been told he could get really big someday by a handler once. Big doggy would be big. He wanted that. Then he could sit and be smug like Tavast. Or something. [STUPID KIP! MEAN!]
Either way, Barry probably got slightly trampled as the Cerberus darted off, enjoying a slimy existence along with Cerberus paw to the back as he charged after Kip. And straight back in the car. Which wasn't as easy as one would think until he somehow found himself back on the drivers side. Right by the wheel. Paused a moment, looked at Kip, then Tooly and any remaining humans. Then shifted to sit as best he could before putting his rather massive paw on the wheel with a grin. Tooly might have been being beaten by a happy dog tail that was wagging at that point.
Humans used that thing to drive right? Or not. Rather than moving the car there was a massive, lasting, HOOOONK of the horn. Because at that point Fluffy was too busy staring ahead shocked to remove his paw.
At least Tooly and the other remaining humans were saved from a tail whipping at that point.
OnionGrump
Zee Oddwyn
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Should have gotten up. You got Cerberus foot on your back.
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Name: Fluffy Species: Cerberus Physical Description: Large wild looking black dog. On all fours comes to around the shoulder height of an average to tall height of a man. Built like a truck. Singled headed and perhaps a bit small for his species, but that makes him more 'manageable' for staff. Brief Character Profile: Doesn't care much about anything as long as you don't take what's his. If you try, expect that guard dog nature of his to kick in. He's very 'chill' and domesticated. Not really mean, just sort of aloof at times.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:23 pm
After bolting out of the passenger door he quickly tired to move towards the rest of the PEOPLE. Safe. Safe people. Only he didn't get very far when the ground shook as the dragon leaped off the svu and came running right after him. Tonio was freaking out in all things short he was pretty sure the pain in his chest was a heartattack.
Not about to stop running he went the opposite way but as he ran he thought about Les. He was a lab tech right? That's what Les said he was anyways so he should logically know how to kill and or disable the beast that was chasing him like he was a piece of bacon with legs. If he hasn't of taken his pill this morning you could have more than of bet that loud roar from the dragon would have had him crumpled on the ground and in the fetal position within moments.
Then he heard it and stupidly looked back to the dragon and the calling Tooly. Oh crap he hadn't meant to leave her but...now that the dragon was chasing him she was safe? That thing was going to eat him and he just now noticed he was going in the way wrong way of people. The dragons arms weren't long, that tail was up. OK TONIO BE A MAN. Nodding he turned on his heels and ran right at the dragon, eyes closed and somehow still managing to not fall and die. After a few seconds he opened his eyes and took a dive right for the dragons legs, tucking and rolling between them. For a moment as he rolled his life flashed before his eyes and then he was springing up like a parkour pro and running again.
Only. He didn't get very far since the tip of the dragon's tail clipped him and knocked him on his a**. Eyes widen it only took him a moment to scrambled back to his feet and right back to the people, coming in behind Les and grabbing him by the back of the shirt. "Would you plea-please" He panted harshly clinging to the shirt trying to get the man to take care of the dragon.
Was it drafty?
Antonio's eyes were frantic and looking for Cora as he tried to catch his breath.
All in Unicorn group
Tonios whole back is exposed thanks to the dragons tail - got an ok from Torvil to escape xD. Horrible reply. Horrible wry you guys chase me when I'm tried
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:23 pm
Argos was getting tired of all your guys s**t.
<SHUT UP.> He snarled in every single one of the other monsters minds, particularly the cerberus and Kips. All it would sound like to the humans was a loud, earth-rattling roar.
Unfurling his wings, Argos stormed after Kip and Fluffy and stuck his maw into the open SUV door after the harpy.
<Get out and come back here so that I might swallow you whole this time and silence you for good! And you as well, dog!>
He was completely unaware of anyone else possibly in the car.
And the fact that he was nearly tipping it over on two wheels.
Oniongrump
EVERYONE HELLO PPL THERES A DRAGON IN THE SUV
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:26 pm
Kip made the wise choice. He climbed into the back with the remaining humans inside.
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Name: Kipper "Kip" Species: Harpy ( male ) Physical Description: here Brief Character Profile: A s**t disturber. Kip loves to piss off/pester/annoy both creatures and humans alike and will do it in whatever way he can. Whether its swooping down at them, sitting perched on their backs, clawing them, and more, he'll do it.
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:32 pm
Fluffy looked up briefly at the sound of the dragon. Which involved also lifting his paw from the blaring horn. And then two and two clicked.
Push button. Get noise. Oh my gawd human toys. Rather than Tavast getting a dog and bird snack, Kip got a grin. And then there was the most annoying series of beeps, honks, and general deafening noises as the Cerberus repeatedly honked the horn of the SUV. Because he learned a new thing.
There went the tail again. Straight at Kip who was now in the back and tail smacking rang. Another good round of Kipping was to start apparently.
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Name: Fluffy Species: Cerberus Physical Description: Large wild looking black dog. On all fours comes to around the shoulder height of an average to tall height of a man. Built like a truck. Singled headed and perhaps a bit small for his species, but that makes him more 'manageable' for staff. Brief Character Profile: Doesn't care much about anything as long as you don't take what's his. If you try, expect that guard dog nature of his to kick in. He's very 'chill' and domesticated. Not really mean, just sort of aloof at times.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:33 pm
The human he had been chasing did something surprising. It turned around and ran back toward him. This confused the Obsidian Dragon, who skidded to a stop as the human darted between his legs, only to get clipped by his tail. Turning slowly, he was about to see his prey back out when he was distracted by two things.
One - the female handler whom fluffy had molested was now tossing out food.
Two - Argos was attack HIS car. That was HIS vehicle to destroy.
<HEY! That's MINE!> Tavast grumped at the Red Dragon as he came over and attempted to push him away from the vehicle. His tail started to smack into the rear or the SUV, leaving lovely dents in the trunk door.
keiifuu
Miiiiineeee...
Nio Love
I see your food... be there in a minute but... CAAAR
Tooly immediately went back inside the SUV, practically crawled into Mr. Stark's lap, and watched wide-eyed as Fluffy followed, and then a dragon nose.
"The SUV is quickly turning into a clown car for monsters!" she yelled, tone suggesting the tour guides should do something about this, as the Cerberus began playing with the horn, of all things.
She leaned out of the way of a furiously wagging tail, and looked back at the wet harpy, who was directly in the line of fire.
"Uh... duck?" she suggested. Could he understand her? Could any of them?She could barely hear herself over the noise of the horn, and now horrible crashing as something else hit the SUV.
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OnionGrump
ERRYONE
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:52 pm
A new SUV was quickly speeding up the path to Monster Mountain, a distinct siren and light blaring as it came closer to the gathering. A large man with a crew cut and rather thunderous expression was driving.
The vehicle and siren are very familiar to all the creatures in the area. They signal that someone has been very bad and will be forced to dissipate and kept at the security station. Generally it is a good idea to stop misbehaving when a security vehicle is heading toward you.
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:52 pm
For a moment, Summer froze like a deer in headlights when the monsters invaded the SUV, but then she frantically headed toward the back with Kip.
"Kip!" she called out in a surprisingly clear, stretching out a hand toward the harpy. She winced and clung to the car walls as it began to tip. "Aaah Argos not you too..." Summer whined. "P-Please stop shaking the car." She just about wheezed as she tried to sooth Kip by running her hands through his feathers, grooming him.
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EVERYONE ELSE IN UNICIORN
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:56 pm
And then. As if by magic the horn stopped making noise. Both ears shot up and if the black creature could turn white, he would have. He'd heard that before. A loud whine came from the canine as he quickly scrambled for the exit, shoving against Argos snout and not caring if it meant being eaten. ANYTHING WAS BETTER THAN THAT [MOVE MOVE OUT OUT I DON'T WANNA!] Was all the dragon would hear until the oversized mutt managed to break free and bolt. Hell if he resisted too long the Cerberus was going to be biting and clawing his way out. He wasn't not sticking around for this. Nope.
Straight for the hills. Melanie was ignored. The rest of the humans were ignored.
Everything was. Because Fluffy wanted no part of this s**t. ********. Were. Given.
(( GONE ))
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Name: Fluffy Species: Cerberus Physical Description: Large wild looking black dog. On all fours comes to around the shoulder height of an average to tall height of a man. Built like a truck. Singled headed and perhaps a bit small for his species, but that makes him more 'manageable' for staff. Brief Character Profile: Doesn't care much about anything as long as you don't take what's his. If you try, expect that guard dog nature of his to kick in. He's very 'chill' and domesticated. Not really mean, just sort of aloof at times.
