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 Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:19 am
The highest difficulty setting in BF 2 isn't "Hard." It's below "Crix Madine." The highest difficulty setting is "Crix Madine out to own your a**."
no one has beaten the game on the 'Crix Madine' difficulty.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:28 am
Crix Madine once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are known as "the islands".
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:41 am
Crix Madine gave General Veers wedgies back in their Academy days.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:37 am
Vader didnt cut off Luke's hand, Crix Madine did.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:50 pm
Crix Madine has only two speeds. Walk and Kill.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:53 pm
Crix Madine does not die; he waits in a coffin.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:42 pm
Crix Madine could have killed vader and palpatine but thay would be a waste of his energy
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:49 pm
When the unstoppable bullet hits the unbreakable shield, the paradox is defeated when Crix Madine stops the bullets and breaks the shield himself with a simple roundhouse kick.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:22 pm
DA can only take her clothes off if Crix wishes it. Otherwise, she finds herself compulsively putting on layers.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:05 pm
Nelowulf DA can only take her clothes off if Crix wishes it. Otherwise, she finds herself compulsively putting on layers. This being so, Crix always wants DA to take her clothes off.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:13 pm
Crix Madine can disrobe a woman in three nanoseconds.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:19 pm
When the Borg tried to assimilate Crix Madine, they failed and were so scared of his revenge, they ran all the way to the 24th century.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:23 pm
Crix Madine is the only thing in the universe that can assimilate the Borg.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:03 am
Crix Madine does not teabag; He potato sacks.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:06 am
Crix Madine inhails spin sealed tibana gas to cure his nasal congestion.
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