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 Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:27 pm
granted, but it's plated in microscopic servings. you aren't satisfied.
i wish i had REALLY long and silky hair.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:11 pm
granted, but it always gets in your way and you aren't flexible enough to brush or wash it.
i wish i could walk on my hands
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:59 pm
granted, but now you can't write with them!
i wish that i was "perfect"
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:15 pm
granted, but now everyone's jealous
i wish the sky was green and the grass was blue
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:09 pm
Granted, but now gravity has been turned to gravy, and the whole world suffocates because they can't eat it fast enough.
I wish my Daddy didn't have cancer..
(Try not to be too harsh, kay? I'm really down because of this. crying )
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:19 am
Granted but now he has a massively big long shaggy beard that he'll never be able to cut and has to join the circus to earn money!
I wish that this break from college would last a little longer
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:55 pm
granted, but only because you're kicked out
i wish i could always find the stuff i'm looking for
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:19 am
Granted. You're a metal detector. rofl
I wish It wasn't so hard to find good food when you're a vegetarian.
Because I am. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:36 pm
granted, but only because you're a cow
i wish i never got a runny nose
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:13 pm
granted, but only because you now have no nose.
I wish I wouldn't get anxiety from every little thing.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:37 am
Granted, but now you never worry about anything, and you get kiddnapped and expiremented on during the alien invasion. Now you're an alien slave..
I wish my niece and sister wern't so mad at me right now...
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:57 pm
Granted, but now they won't leave your house and insist you play hide-and-go-seek with them at all times and if you refuse, you are savagely hit with pillows until you plead for them to let you play hide-and-go-seek again.
I wish I had all of my artwork done for Studio class.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:03 pm
granted, but then a toddler sneaks in and ruins them
i wish i wasn't such a picky eater
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:00 pm
granted, but now you have several food related diseases because you eat anything and everything.
I wish I knew how to cook fancy meals.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:12 pm
Granted, but your arms become disabled thus rendering the knowledge of knowing how to cook fancy meals useless.
I wish my project was easier.
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